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Police Squad! (In Color) @policesquad.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

After taking care of an urgent personal matter, I proceeded directly to the address that Johnny had given me #PoliceSquad

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Police Squad! (In Color) @policesquad.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Be sure to tune in next week for another exciting story from the files of Police Squad #PoliceSquad

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Police Squad! (In Color) @policesquad.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Say, Captain, what do you want me to do with these files... #PoliceSquad

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Police Squad! (In Color) @policesquad.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

- Parole violation? Well, what are we gonna do about that? - Forget it. There are some things you can't deprive a man of. #PoliceSquad

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Police Squad! (In Color) @policesquad.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

- You said Eddie lied about his alibi? - Yeah, he wasn't at the movie. He was over in Milwaukee watching a baseball game. Afraid to tell anyone because crossing over the state line is a violation of parole. #PoliceSquad

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Police Squad! (In Color) @policesquad.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

According to this, Frank, he was a model prisoner #PoliceSquad

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Police Squad! (In Color) @policesquad.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

All he's ever known is the world of crime. This doesn't excuse what he does, but I think we understand him a little better. #PoliceSquad #WordOnTheStreet

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Police Squad! (In Color) @policesquad.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

There are some I didn't get (or spot) for decades. (And some I still don't!)

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Police Squad! (In Color) @policesquad.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

According to this, Frank, he was a model prisoner #PoliceSquad

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Police Squad! (In Color) @policesquad.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

- We went to the movies. - Oh, yeah? - Yeah. "On the Waterfront" - Come on. There are no movie theaters on the waterfront! #PoliceSquad

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Police Squad! (In Color) @policesquad.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

- Johnny there's a fire in the Brubaker building - That's a furniture warehouse. Once the fire hits the polyvinyl you'll have dense smoke & lethal chlorine gas. Extinguish the main part of the fire with pump trucks and with foam. And bring in a cherry picker to evacuate the survivors. #PoliceSquad

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Police Squad! (In Color) @policesquad.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Our next stop was a neighbourhood known as Little Italy. #PoliceSquad

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Police Squad! (In Color) @policesquad.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

It didn't take long for me to see that the game was as crooked as Cooper's smile #PoliceSquad

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Police Squad! (In Color) @policesquad.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

Billions of years ago our Earth was a molten mass. But for some reason not understood by scientists, the Earth cooled, forming a crust, a hard igneous shell. What we scientists call... rock. #PoliceSquad #TheLab

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Police Squad! (In Color) @policesquad.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

- It's a heck of an efficient weapon, Frank. You have to admire the simplicity of design - Where'd it come from? - It's very interesting. I have a theory about that. #PoliceSquad #TheLab

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Police Squad! (In Color) @policesquad.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

I did a complete rundown on the rock that came through your window. No fingerprints, no laundry marks. It's clean. #PoliceSquad #TheLab

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Police Squad! (In Color) @policesquad.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

When I arrived at the morgue, my boss had already begun to investigate the physicaI evidence. As was our custom in such cases, we began to talk. #PoliceSquad

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Police Squad! (In Color) @policesquad.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

In and out of foster homes till the age of 15. Then he moved into Smith's home. He wasn't happy there either. Then he fought Larry Holmes. Last known address was a mobile home in Alabama. #PoliceSquad

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Police Squad! (In Color) @policesquad.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

- Just in time, Eddie. - Piece of cake, Lieutenant. - No, thanks, I just ate #PoliceSquad

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Police Squad! (In Color) @policesquad.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

Sally Decker's gonna have to get her teeth straightened in the Statesville Prison from now on #PoliceSquad

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Police Squad! (In Color) @policesquad.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

- I lied. He never took me to the movies. - Whaaat? - I LIED. HE NEVER TOOK ME TO THE MOVIES #PoliceSquad #alibi

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Police Squad! (In Color) @policesquad.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

- We've been through hundreds of these. Acme Tuba, Tuba World, Tubas Are Us... - Can you take a phone call, Captain? - Not now, Al! International House of Tubas, Tuba or Not Tuba, Tuba Legation... #PoliceSquad

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Police Squad! (In Color) @policesquad.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

- We're gonna have to check every tuba rental, sales and repair shop in town that's close to a filling station. - That's gonna be a mighty tall order, Frank. This city is the tuba capital of the world. - I know, Ed. It's the only chance we got. #PoliceSquad #tuba

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Police Squad! (In Color) @policesquad.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

I try to put my past behind me, but every time I turn around, well, there's somebody there telling me who I am or where I've been #PoliceSquad

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Police Squad! (In Color) @policesquad.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

When I got to the elevator, my boss was already on the scene #PoliceSquad

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Police Squad! (In Color) @policesquad.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

Ed and I drove around for hours for no particular reason. We came up empty. #PoliceSquad

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Police Squad! (In Color) @policesquad.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

- Well, now let's say a new merchant moves into the neighbourhood, opens up a shop - "A new merchant moves into the neighbourhood, opens up a shop" #PoliceSquad

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Police Squad! (In Color) @policesquad.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

Married, one child. That didn't work out, so he married a grown woman. #PoliceSquad

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Police Squad! (In Color) @policesquad.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

Katie, why don't you run along now. Next week we'll learn why cows look forward to giving milk. #PoliceSquad

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Police Squad! (In Color) @policesquad.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

Police investigation involves meticulous attention to detail. The sound of a buoy or foghorn on the ransom tape led me to the lakefront, where interviews with severaI locals proved unsuccessfuI. #PoliceSquad

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