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RATCHET! 🔧 (hustler arc) @grindrailgroove.bsky.social · 22/11/2025

fucking hate planet oozla

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Captain Qwark @polarispresident.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

In Polaris, we import 2/3rds of our cheese from Bogon. THAT IS A DISGRACE

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Captain Qwark @polarispresident.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

This year marks 55 years since my father, Otto Destruct

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Captain Qwark @polarispresident.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

Great, now the Lombaxes are trying to cancel me. At least there’s only one of you

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Captain Qwark @polarispresident.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

The woke fongoid agenda is trying to cancel me

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Insomniac Games @insomniac.games · 17/03/2026

It's the perfect time to -flex- your green. Have a QWARKTASTIC St. Patrick's Day! 💚💪☘️

Captain Qwark flexes his right arm in a heroic pose against a background of Metropolis from Ratchet & Clank FUTURE: Tools of Destruction. On top, text reads: HAVE A QWARKTASTIC DAY!

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Captain Qwark @polarispresident.bsky.social · 12/03/2026

Steve Mcqwark x Leslie Qwark pox search

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Captain Qwark @polarispresident.bsky.social · 03/03/2026

In the new year, I’ll be on Meero opening up new Pork Markets

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Captain Qwark @polarispresident.bsky.social · 03/03/2026

. @insomniac.games I miss you guys, come visit Pokitaru one of these days

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Captain Qwark @polarispresident.bsky.social · 14/02/2026

People fear my raw animal magnetism and my come slither look

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Captain Qwark @polarispresident.bsky.social · 13/02/2026

Greeting Citizens: I’d like to announce a new project that was recently announced at the State of Play: Qwark: Zero Hour This daring new development will delve into the fraught backstory of me and my father, Otto Destruct and show how I became the greatest hero the galaxy has ever known!

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Captain Qwark @polarispresident.bsky.social · 11/02/2026

There appears to be an incendi…invisible….incidental…centenary ahh who can spell at a time like this! Someone put a bomb on my ship

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a green cartoon character with the words pray for me on the bottom

ALT: a green cartoon character with the words pray for me on the bottom

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Captain Qwark @polarispresident.bsky.social · 11/02/2026

Oh my Zoni! I hope I don’t encounter any issues as I take my spaceship to go an see Ratchet and Clank

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Captain Qwark @polarispresident.bsky.social · 11/02/2026

I’m going to visit my friends Ratchet and Clank today!

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Captain Qwark @polarispresident.bsky.social · 25/01/2026

How can I be racist towards the lombaxes when there is no race left to be ist to?

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Captain Qwark @polarispresident.bsky.social · 10/01/2026

For a galactic good time, come to Galaxy Burger! It has a presidential seal of approval! ❤️

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Captain Qwark @polarispresident.bsky.social · 02/12/2025

Qwark Fact of the day: if you try to spay an adult humanoid, the results can be…inconclusive

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Captain Qwark @polarispresident.bsky.social · 02/12/2025

I’m thinking about getting spayed. It’s very in vogue right now or so clank tells me

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Captain Qwark @polarispresident.bsky.social · 11/11/2025

Mama used to say “eat your greens” and that’s why I eat every amoeboid I see! 👽💚

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Captain Qwark @polarispresident.bsky.social · 02/11/2025

I’m going as Stuart Zurgo for Halloween

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Captain Qwark @polarispresident.bsky.social · 26/10/2025

Presidents Memo: Hmmpghhh hmmphphgg ghgghhmmm phohhhmhmmmmmmmm wowee mama that’s caliente

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Captain Qwark @polarispresident.bsky.social · 26/10/2025

Good Afternoon, my adoring Citizens. How can President Qwark help you today?

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Captain Qwark @polarispresident.bsky.social · 26/10/2025

Greetings Cadets! After a surprise visit from the Solana Safety Bureau, my training course on Umbris will be undergoing some changes because apparently it’s a “death trap” and “wantonly violating several laws”

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Captain Qwark @polarispresident.bsky.social · 09/10/2025

Help?! Anyone?!! I lost Nevo Binklemeyer somewhere on luminopolis! I swear, you look away for 2 seconds and *poof*

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Captain Qwark @polarispresident.bsky.social · 04/10/2025

Everyone is talking about this new show girl album? Not for me thanks, I’ll still to listening to “Oops, I Got Vaporized By A Level 7 Shock Blaster!” By Courtney Gears

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Captain Qwark @polarispresident.bsky.social · 30/09/2025

The dentist says I have to get one big brace and

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Captain Qwark @polarispresident.bsky.social · 09/09/2025

Sometimes I feel like I’m all alone, just shouting QWARK into the wind

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Captain Qwark @polarispresident.bsky.social · 20/08/2025

Sometimes I think people forget I was once a competent villain

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Captain Qwark @polarispresident.bsky.social · 18/08/2025

. @grindrailgroove.bsky.social I’ve been talking with Nevo and Frumpus, I didn’t know you couldn’t speak English. I’d be happy to enrol you at this orphanage I’ve been sponsoring to help get you there

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Captain Qwark @polarispresident.bsky.social · 15/08/2025

Fuck! This Q-force team makes me want to vogue! Should I?

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Captain Qwark @polarispresident.bsky.social · 10/08/2025

Today we’re celebrating our first Polaris Pride. As Galactic President, I’m pleased to announced our honorary guest speaker for the event; she’s a legend, she’s a Lombax, and she’s a lesbian! It’s….RIVET!!! 👩‍❤️‍👩 (Kit will also be there because she’s near)

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Captain Qwark @polarispresident.bsky.social · 07/08/2025

Going to start leaking megacorp industry secrets if they don’t release my pension early

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Captain Qwark @polarispresident.bsky.social · 31/07/2025

I don’t think you have to report it as a crime if you run over a lombax

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Captain Qwark @polarispresident.bsky.social · 28/07/2025

Why didn’t they ever make a Qwark Zapper 😢

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