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John P

@polanowj.bsky.social
545 followers 88 following 330 posts

Combat vet, dad of another vet. Fmr. Sec. EOHHS. Ridiculously happily married. Semi-terrible golfer. Aghast at most current events. #amirite

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John P @polanowj.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Yes! Start with the ‘Einstein Visa’ 🤣
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John P @polanowj.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Ummm, did he actually watch the ads? I didn’t see a lot of bragging about America… but then again, jock-sniffing comes with his job 
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John P @polanowj.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The internet is forever, thankfully
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John P @polanowj.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE, but in all-caps….
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John P @polanowj.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Once again, laser focused on the things that are really affecting the vast majority of Americans… 
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John P @polanowj.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I get blaming Biden because hey, that’s what he does as do all of his sycophants, but Obama who left office almost 10 years ago? Wow 
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John P @polanowj.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Excellent response after taking Ball-Gargling 101 Mr. Bezos.
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John P @polanowj.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
And clutching of pearls…
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John P @polanowj.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I think when you get called a scumbag by a fat fuck loser, it can be considered a badge of honor? Just sayin’
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John P @polanowj.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Don’t let any pesky FACTS get in your way Mr. HasNoShame.
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John P @polanowj.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Yes. I’m told that one of my (many) fatal flaws is using logic to understand MAGA…🤣
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John P @polanowj.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Laser focused on the big issues facing our country…🤡
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John P @polanowj.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Wait. Doesn’t Dr. Oz just want everyone to work for another year to boost the economy??
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John P @polanowj.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If only ‘the clutching of pearls’ was more effective…
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John P @polanowj.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I’m sure he won’t mind then when one is out right next door to his home.
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John P @polanowj.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Hmmm. Where could I have possibly heard the phrase ‘two weeks’ before.
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John P @polanowj.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I’m sure as soon as the DOGE checks and the tariff checks and the $5000 checks clear he’ll get right on it 
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John P @polanowj.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
, and ‘I boned them to the best of my ability’
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John P @polanowj.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
So. Since I haven’t used my benefits can I stop paying Florida Blue? Just asking…..
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John P @polanowj.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
No salary, but there are a few other, ahem…expenses
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John P @polanowj.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Yes. Let’s tell everyone where the ammo and snipers are…
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John P @polanowj.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Thanks for the word salad you complicit freak. Just putting dog whistle words together in a sentence isn’t doing your job. Oh wait, you’re on vacation again so you might not see this.
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John P @polanowj.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Haven’t a number of his sycophants said he is the most active and virile 80 year-old they’ve ever seen? 
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John P @polanowj.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Laser-focused on the right stuff.
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John P @polanowj.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Saw this online….
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John P @polanowj.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Will this be the DOGE money that voters were promised or the original tariff money that people were promised or something else? With the total amount being 80% of the discretionary spend of the federal budget, this is an important question…  🤷🏼‍♂️
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John P @polanowj.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Let me translate for the Representative: ’we can’t find our asses with both hands, so we’ve decided to blame Biden for literally everything…’
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John P @polanowj.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Eff that guy. Welles Crowther was a hero and SHOULD be more famous than this POS. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Welles_...
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Welles Crowther - Wikipedia
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John P @polanowj.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Here for this 🍿…
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John P @polanowj.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Also Sen. Kennedy- many people are saying the world is flat and until evidence is shown, I’m inclined to believe them…
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John P @polanowj.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
And both he and Witkoff have shown so much competence in getting anything accomplished except improving their own financial interests. Actual diplomats and negotiators would be a start…..🤦‍♂️
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John P @polanowj.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Looks like another well-vetted Fatty Arbuckle that ICE hired….
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John P @polanowj.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Over 20 years so 0.000273418%
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John P @polanowj.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I recently asked Apple Maps to flip flop our address with our neighbors which has been wrong for 10 years and continues to confuse FedEx and UPS. Oddly, no response yet, but they were able to flip Lake Ontario quickly. #WeakSauce
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John P @polanowj.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Breathing for that 7% must be difficult with their heads that far up their… 
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John P @polanowj.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Howdy Doody says…
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John P @polanowj.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I think the command zone did a podcast on this and I thought had some interesting ideas about having player two scry 1, player three scry 2 and player four scry 3 or something to that effect which at least allows you to take a look at some cards to try to help the balance of being player four. 
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John P @polanowj.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
So interesting that he put Cleveland (a distant relative of mine) in the near great. Sex scandal, financial chicanery, etc. no wonder he likes him….
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John P @polanowj.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Wait, wait - are you saying this President lied?
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John P @polanowj.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
When you are wildly unqualified and you’re just doing what the orange Oompa Loompa tells you to do… 
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John P @polanowj.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
50 million people in SC would be this in every square mile of the state..
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John P @polanowj.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
If they were OK with spending the money now to put his name on it, they’re going to have to be suck it up when his name is taken off.
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John P @polanowj.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I hope someone is keeping track of every single dollar that is spent to put his name on PBI, Kennedy Center, his arches, the golden horses, etc. etc. Because when all of that shit hopefully gets undone, I don’t want to hear boo from any of the MAGAts about how much it’s going to cost to change it.
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John P @polanowj.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Weak sauce….
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John P @polanowj.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Hey, what you and Joey and Dana did has been really great. I can’t tell you how many dog walks I’ve been on with my headphones and listening to you guys about new decks, new cards, challenging the stats, etc. Just wanted to let you know that what you do is definitely appreciated and good luck!
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John P @polanowj.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
And I will anxiously clutch my pearls when it’s pointed out that I’ve made yet another decision that is bad for Maine or the country… 
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John P @polanowj.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Hey, I know you’re in a fight for your nation and for your lives, but you bombing Russian oil ships is really creating a problem here in the United States after we kicked off this illegal war and oil prices have skyrocketed, so could you just not? 🤦‍♂️
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John P @polanowj.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I’m sure those tariff rebate checks helped, right?
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John P @polanowj.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
That’s a bargain!
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John P @polanowj.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Running hospitals in 9 states at the time. Editors note: they were overrun….
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