Uma Birthdays!
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Happy birthday to #TuckerBryne! Born on 21st June ????, this blazing #umamusume would turn ??? years old today!(?)
The birthday given by the game. Dunno who she could be based on but, well, there's Narita Burarian - A pony that raced in a variety show, and doesn't Design Your Island feel TV show-y? Happy birthday to #SugarLights! Born on 10th June ????, this inventive #umamusume would turn ??? years old today!(?)
The birthday given by the game. The scientist behind the Mecha Umamusume scenario, this wheelchair-bound uma's a genius engineer, even praised by Air Shakur! Less so at small talk... Happy birthday to #NaritaTaishin! Born on 10th June 1990, this coarse #umamusume would turn 36 years old today!
Satsuki Sho winner of 1993's BNW, end-closing races and the birthdays for playable umas! In fact, they were born so late that staff genuinely forgot they existed till their sudden birth! Happy birthday to #KawakamiPrincess! Born on 5th June 2003, this scrappy #umamusume would turn 23 years old today!
2006's Double Tiara, and #1 fan of Princess Fighter! In fact, the shortened versions of Kawakami's scenario events has her narrate them herself in first person - like an anime preview! Happy birthday to #NoReason! Born on 4th June 1999, this shogun #umamusume would turn 27 years old today!
2002's Satsuki Sho winner! And also a part of maybe the funniest Kikuka Sho - 1st favourite turning into a DQ when they dropped their jockey' 10th favourite Hishi Miracle winning instead! Happy birthday to #YoshinoPrevail! Born on 1st June 1994, this wild #umamusume would turn 32 years old today!
Well, #SakuraEikoO, who we think she's based on. Winning the 1994 (G2) Hochi Hai Yayoi Sho, this child of Maruzensky had a fun debut - failing to finish! Talk about a bad first impression! Happy birthday to #MarvelousSunday! Born on 31st May 1992, this MARVELOUS #umamusume would turn 34 years old today!
What a MARVELOUS Sunday! A Marvelous Derby Sunday (Lovecen's run was crazy)! The ultimate eccentric, this Marvelous runner had many strange behaviours like... pissing in the paddocks! Happy birthday to #LunaSwallow! Born on 28th May 1984, this swift #umamusume would turn 42 years old today!
Well, #SunnySwallow, who we think she's based on. Second in 1987's Japan Derby, this CinGray uma's jockey Naohiro Onishi went on to avenge Swallow and win the derby with their nephew in 1997! Happy birthday to #YamaninZephyr! Born on 27th May 1988, this windy #umamusume would turn 38 years old today!
Zephyrus, the Greek God of wind and the likely basis of her personality... But not her name! The real reason is much sillier, breeder Mutsuaki's wife seeing the word on a cosmetics bottle! Happy birthday to #SuperCreek! Born on 27th May 1985, this nurturing #umamusume would turn 41 years old today!
Triple G1 winner, the 1988 Kikuka Sho and two others I won't spoil for Cinderella Gray fans! A mommy character with a prideful side - Creek won't eat carrots unless they're sliced equally! Happy birthday to #HokkoTarumae! Born on 26th May 2009, this Tomakomai #umamusume turns 17 years old today!
2013's (G1) Tokyo Daishoten local-dol takes the stage. What's she gonna say!?
"Try Tomakomai's famous Haskap fruit!"
...As expected from the real life Tomakomai Tourism Ambassador! Happy birthday to #Durandal! Born on 25th May 1999, this chivalrous #umamusume would turn 27 years old today!
"The Holy Sword of the Turf!" A rare chaser-sprinter (Or end closer sprinter in uma terms) type. Why? Well, they were so unruly to the point of rampaging in the gate & causing a late start! Happy birthday to #TamamoCross! Born on 23rd May 1984, this lite #umamusume would turn 42 years old today!
Naniwa's White Lightning! A triple G1 winner with a temper! Picking fights and biting neighbours in their retirement farm - Even the normally calm Mejiro Bright would fight back ferociously! Happy birthday to #Matikanefukukitaru! Born on 22nd May 1994, this lucky #umamusume would turn 32 years old today!
GUYS IT'S HER BIRTHDAY IT'S MATIKANEFUKUKITARU BIRTHDAY!!!! WOOOO FUKUKITARU 4 LIFE MATIKANEFUKUKITARU FOREVER!!! DAIKICHI (GREAT LUCK) TODAY THEIR KID'S NAMED MATIKANEDAIKICHI TOO!!! Happy birthday to #BelnoLight! Born on 22nd May 1985, this lite #umamusume would turn 41 years old today!
Well, #TwinBee, who we think she's based on. Cinderella Gray's support, voiced by Momoko Seto - Except in the Manga teaser, voiced by...
Happy birthday to Miyari Nemoto! Born on 22nd May 1977! Happy birthday to #NeoUniverse! Born on 21st May 2000, this mysterious #umamusume would turn 26 years old today!
ANOI of observer through the window filled REQU of EVLT. Framauro to Menelaus, Rob Roy fought against KAME & Singularity alone. Broke Chandrasekhai limit, PATH connected.
- .... -. -.- Happy birthday to #Maruzensky! Born on 19th May 1974, this old #umamusume would turn 52 years old today!
The Showa supercar. Trendy n' hip, this undefeated chic chick's down to boogie! Far out speed & Big Berry Good vibes, but check your beeper, this groovy gal was originally planned to be British! Happy birthday to #ShirleySky! Born on 17th May 1984, this British #umamusume would turn 42 years old today!
Well, #ShadyHeights, who we think she's based on. The 1988 Japan Cup runner. "A genuine classic colt" exported to Japan after their racing career, they went on to be Hishi Miracle's damsire! Happy birthday to #DynamuPainter! Born on 17th May 1984, this jolly #umamusume would turn 42 years old today!
Well, #DynaCarpenter, who we think she's based on. Hanshin Daishoten (1988), Kyoto Kinen (1989), Cinderella Grey's double G2 conqueror also ran the Tenno Sho Spring twice! 16th both times. Happy birthday to #AgnesDigital! Born on 15th May 1997, this otaku #umamusume would turn 29 years old today!
Hentai (yes that was their irl nickname) of the Turf & Dirt, winning G1s on both surfaces! Digitan IRL was far from a perv though, described as calm, well-behaved, and usually zoning out! Happy birthday to #Rulership! Born on 14th May 2007, this ingenious #umamusume turns 19 years old today!
A board gamer, winning Graded races from 2010-12 and known for... their issues with starting gates? Yup! Losing 10 lengths in the 2012 Arima Kinen - And when asked to take a gate test? Retired! Happy birthday to #Orfevre! Born on 14th May 2008, this tyrant #umamusume turns 18 years old today!
Adorned in gold, following their namesake - Orfevre is French for "Goldsmith" - A triple Crowner that twice came 2nd at the Prix de l'Arc de Triomphe (2013-14), her career even sends her off there! Happy birthday to #BambooMemory! Born on 17th May 1985, this disciplinary #umamusume would turn 41 years old today!
LET'S TRAIN-SSU! The 1989 (G1) Yasuda Kinen and 1990 (G1) Sprinter's Stakes winner, and they look like Yaeno Muteki, right-ssu? Perhaps it's intentional, both looking similar IRL-ssu! Happy birthday to #DaiwaScarlet! Born on 13th May 2004, this #1 #umamusume turns 22 years old today!
#1 in the 2008 Arima Kinen! #1 in class! #1 in being gay! But maybe not, with her jockey (affectionately) calling her "dumb," only knowing to run forward without restrain - A new Bakushin God!?! Happy birthday to #AmagiHappiness! Born on 13th May 1991, this jolly #umamusume would turn 35 years old today!
Well, #SakuraSuperO, who we think she's based on. (Re)named after Amagi Yoshino (A type of cherry flower) and their nickname post-retirement "Takao Happiness!" It's Tough Being an Uman... Happy birthday to #Kiseki! Born on 13th May 2014, this shounen #umamusume turns 12 years old today!
The mangaka that won the 2017 Kikuka Sho in 3:18.9 - The slowest since 1946! A typhoon had just hit, ruining the track condition and in fact, the Trifecta hit ¥559,700, the highest in Kikuka history! Happy birthday to #Rigatona! Born on 11th May 1983, this strongest #umamusume would turn 43 years old today!
Well, #DancingBrave, who we think she's based on. But don't forget Sundance Blaze - Star Blossom's take on this 1986 Prix l'Arc de Triomphe winner! And fun fact, they also sired King Halo! Happy birthday to #SakuraChitoseO! Born on 11th May 1990, this herbal #umamusume would turn 36 years old today!
Winning the 1995 (G1) Fall Tenno Sho, the well-mannered of the 4 Sakuras was nicknamed Ichiro by fans! Ichi = 1, Ro = 6, referencing their 7-long streak of alternating between the 2!
8 Happy birthday to #RoseKingdom! Born on 10th May 2007, this rosy #umamusume turns 19 years old today!
2010 Japan Cup winner, coming from the famous "Rose Family" mare line! I've used this fact before, but Tanino Gimlet taught Rose Kingdom how to break fences, but Rose is the more temperamental one! Happy birthday to #SweepTosho! Born on 9th May 2001, this bewitching #umamusume would turn 25 years old today!
The first female Takarazuka Kinen winner in 39 years, overturning the era of stallions! A tsundere both in Uma and Irl, her Jockey Ikezoe calling her troublesome and difficult to handle! Happy birthday to #SakuraLaurel! Born on 8th May 1991, this indomitable #umamusume would turn 35 years old today!
Star Blossom's protagonist, a delicate body meeting a resilient (yet silly) mind - Sleeping easily, expressive faces, music lover, and immune to travel sickness! What a storied horse! Happy birthday to #Matikanetannhauser! Born on 7th May 1989, this mambo #umamusume would turn 37 years old today!
Mambo, mambo, omatsuri mambo... Oh! I didn't see you there. Listen to this - "Tannhauser" comes from a German opera, and so her racewear is inspired by traditional German clothing! Happy birthday to #JunglePocket! Born on 7th May 1998, this roaring #umamusume would turn 28 years old today!
2001's Japan Cup & Derby winner and the sire of Tosen Jordan! Actually, that fact caused her to be leaked in EVERLASTING BEATS' MV preview (A song about descendants)! An uh, early start! Happy birthday to #InariOne! Born on 7th May 1984, this Edoite #umamusume would turn 42 years old today!
The Heisei Trio's Ohi uma, Cinderella Gray showing off her thug-like bloodlust in full-force! But with one of the worst tempers of all race horses in JP history, maybe the irl Inari is scarier! Happy birthday to #MichelleMyBaby! Born on 6th May 1983, this giant #umamusume would turn 43 years old today!
Well, #MyBigBoy, who we think she's based on. The tallest uma in the entire franchise at a whopping 195cm (Or 6'5"), but My Big Boy actually weighed around 500kg (Hishi Akebono was 568kg)! Happy birthday to #MatsukazeRyuO! Born on 6th May 1991, this long-lived #umamusume would turn 35 years old today!
Well, #NamuraKokuo, who we think she's based on. 1994's (G2) NHK Hai winner and one of the most successful runners from the Namura Clan! And with a remarkably long ten-year career! Happy birthday to #MejiroDober! Born on 6th May 1994, this androphobic #umamusume turns 32 years old today!
The Double Tiara of 1997, and also the oldest living character in Uma Musume! Alongside that, they're the oldest living JRA G1 winner, living a peaceful retiree life at Lake Villa Farm. Happy birthday to #CelestialPole! Born on 4th May 1991, this high-level #umamusume would turn 35 years old today!
Well, #NorthernPolaris, who we think she's based on. The 1994 Arashiyama Stakes winner, taking the 3000m course in 3:04.4 - 0.2 seconds faster than Narita Brian's (1994) Kikuka Sho! Hm? Happy birthday to #TopShunbetsu! Born on 5th May 1982, this thoughtful #umamusume would turn 44 years old today!
Well, #ToshoSummit, who we think she's based on. This tragic front-runner is another who's career ends on screen, the 1988 Fall Tenno-Sho's late start leading to a 10th place finish... Happy birthday to #DynamuHeroine! Born on 4th May 1983, this high-level #umamusume would turn 43 years old today!
Well, #DynaActress, who we think she's based on. A popular sprinter who won 3 G2 races! Their name is neat as well! "Actress" coming from Yoko Minamida, an actress who invested in them! Happy birthday to #TaninoGimlet! Born on 4th May 1999, this destructive #umamusume turns 27 years old today!
Winner of the 2002 Japan Derby, this "Peaky Aesthetic God of Destruction" (what) is a master of fence-kicking! Even teaching stablemate Rose Kingdom the dark arts! What a bad influence... Happy birthday to #NaritaBrian! Born on 3rd May 1991, this lone-wolf #umamusume would turn 35 years old today!
The non-chalant Triple Crowner of 1994, too cool for it all (especially veggies) - A complete opposite of the irl horse! IRL Brian loved vegetables & was timid, scared of their own shadow! Happy birthday to #EtsukoOtonashi! Born on 3rd May ????, this reporter #umamusume turns ?? today!
Well, they're not an Uma Musume. The interviewer with such a passion for Umas that she speaks more than 7 languages! She finds scoops for "The Monthly Twinkle" based on irl magazine The Weekly Gallop! Happy birthday to #CalstoneLightO! Born on 3rd May 1998, this straight #umamusume would turn 28 years old today!
75km/h - It's the God of Speed! In honour, today's facts will be quick! SheCanRunOnWaterSheLovesCats(ReferencingTheirCatLovingAncestorGodolphinBarb)TheyLeanRightInRacesItaden=GodOfSpeed! Happy birthday to #SpeedSymboli! Born on 3rd May 1963, this pioneer #umamusume would turn 63 years old today!
The very first Japanese challenger of the Prix de L'Arc de Triomphe! From America, to Britain, to France. This uma is a highly respected icon, mirroring their grandson - Symboli Rudolf! ...I'm scared. I'm terrified. A perfect record and a double crown. The Phantom Horse.
Everyone, remember me, and...
Happy birthday to #TazunaHayakawa! Born on 2nd May 1948, this supportive #umamusume would turn 78 years old today!
Well, #TokinoMinoru, who we think she's based on.
run. Happy birthday to #StillinLove! Born on 2nd May 2000, this still #umamusume would turn 26 years old today!
The 2003 Triple Tiara champion, a racer best known for her... Hunger. But at first glance, she's so quiet you wouldn't even notice her! Proof? Just look at her in Party Dash's reveal trailer! Happy birthday to #SpecialWeek! Born on 2nd May 1995, this mascot #umamusume would turn 31 years old today!
Supreme Commander of Japan! Agemasen! John Umamusume! Login Campaign! Golden Gen's Derby uma has many names, but where does the name Special Week come from?
...We don't know Happy birthday to #Furioso! Born on 1st May 2004, this Funabashi #umamusume turns 22 years old today!
Central will learn of Funabashi's strength... And Dubai's, being owned by Sheikh Muhammad, ruler of Dubai! In fact, fans initially thought Furioso would never get in since Islam forbade idoltry! Happy birthday to #SilenceSuzuka! Born on 1st May 1994, this otherworldly #umamusume would turn 32 years old today!
The beauty defined by tragedy. Fast, functional and serene. But also, the first Uma to ever run in Hong Kong! Getting 5th place in the G2 (1997) Hong Kong Cup! 
