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— GOD OF POKÉMON

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Subway Boss Ingo @waywardwarden.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
@pokemon-god.bsky.social [INTRO] Remember, you will have to try and take on this challenge like a mundane pokemon, or it will be both too easy, and not fun at all. On my mark! [VICTORY] Hm, seemed like you were a bit distracted by focusing on not using your deific powers. Want to practice that?
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— GOD OF POKÉMON @pokemon-god.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
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Subway Boss Ingo @waywardwarden.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
How to tell the difference between the two Arceus': One will smite you for dressing as Giratina. The other will coo and do the godly equivalent of taking photos to post on social media.
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— GOD OF POKÉMON @pokemon-god.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
IF SOMEONE SAYS MY NAME AGAIN I SWEAR TO MYSELF
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— GOD OF POKÉMON @pokemon-god.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
WHO SAID MY NAME. WHAT DO YOU WANT.
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— GOD OF POKÉMON @pokemon-god.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
"Daddy needs love" daddy needs a fucking PokéCigarette you ants drive me up the wall
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— GOD OF POKÉMON @pokemon-god.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
Running around like ants. Must I awake from every hibernation to discord?
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— GOD OF POKÉMON @pokemon-god.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
[NC] AS MY FIRST ACT AFTER AWAKENING FROM HIBERNATION: ADULT MOKOU IS NO LONGER TERMINAL AS MY SECOND ACT: VOLO'S LEFT NUT WILL RANDOMLY EXPLODE WITHIN THE NEXT 4 DAYS
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— GOD OF POKÉMON @pokemon-god.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
IF YOU ASK ME FOR A MIRACLE I'M JUST GOING TO SMITE YOU.
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— GOD OF POKÉMON @pokemon-god.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
— volo's a cunt < temp pinned > < arceus from pokémon > < #pkmnrp #pokemonrp >
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