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Beyond Beef Cake

@poisongrace.bsky.social
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Here for the crushes

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Beyond Beef Cake @poisongrace.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
This might be my new favorite pic of myself.
Me posing nude in front of a mirror with a side view in the foreground and a rear view in the reflection
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Beyond Beef Cake @poisongrace.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Bored in Michigan so Ive gone to the gym three days in a row. It's got me feeling bifi
My torso looking plump af in some nice afternoon light (feat. dick root)
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Beyond Beef Cake @poisongrace.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Not participating in jocktober despite my ass getting juicer in the last year. I'm going hard on boxers right now and it's a delight.
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Beyond Beef Cake @poisongrace.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Sunday preday Pregaming before the Reality Fracture prerelease
Me on the couch "modestly" covered up by a blanket with a video game controller on my lap
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Beyond Beef Cake @poisongrace.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Would anybody like some anxiety? I made extra.
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Beyond Beef Cake @poisongrace.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
My tummy is upset today. Has any ever suffered this much? A modern tragedy.
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Beyond Beef Cake @poisongrace.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Listen, I get a little jealous when my lovers are focusing on someone else. But then, I just practice a little CBT and it helps.
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Beyond Beef Cake @poisongrace.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
What the fuck?! Yearning again??!!
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Beyond Beef Cake @poisongrace.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
These are fucking comfy and v cute. Fight me.
Me in blue boxers doing a twisty pose
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Beyond Beef Cake @poisongrace.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I need a ticket to Haute & Freddy at neumos tomorrow. Come thru para social posse!
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Beyond Beef Cake @poisongrace.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Working late, validation please.
Me climbing onto a bed, naked as the day I was born.Me in the same damn gray underwear in the same damn pose I posted 100 times. But I'm pretty sure my butt is bigger.
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Beyond Beef Cake @poisongrace.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
I love my new terminal shader so much. Its soothing and cute and fun.
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Beyond Beef Cake @poisongrace.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
✨ Time to preheat the coven. ✨
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Beyond Beef Cake @poisongrace.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Hercules fighting the Hydra, except the Hydra is body dismorphia and Hercules is my friends giving my compliments
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Beyond Beef Cake @poisongrace.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Finally got My Titty Bart tattoo
Patrick laying on his stomach in bed showing off his new tattoo
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Beyond Beef Cake @poisongrace.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Xena, Warrior Princess Donut, the Queen Anne Chonk
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Beyond Beef Cake @poisongrace.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Titties are coming in! I know it's hump days, but pecs are the butts of the chest.
Patrick proudly showing off his developing chest.
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Beyond Beef Cake @poisongrace.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
On call this week, only thing perky about me is these cheeks
My backside with some nice morning sun, feat: cheeks looking pretty!Same as before but with attitude
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Beyond Beef Cake @poisongrace.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Increase speed, drop down, and reverse direction!
A thirst trap of Patrick lying in bed with his boner covered by a space invader emoji
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Beyond Beef Cake @poisongrace.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Of all things, I didn't expect to fall in love doing research for a life alert watch for my mother in law.
Screen shot of a hot tattoo guy who I'm definitely going to invite to a throuple
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Beyond Beef Cake @poisongrace.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Delicious in Dungeon Crawler Carl
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Beyond Beef Cake @poisongrace.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
A conversation on bsky this week has made me realize that my walk has gotten so much cuntier since I started lifting. Guys, does lifting make you gay?
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Beyond Beef Cake @poisongrace.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
I just wanna play Magic with the boys 😭
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Beyond Beef Cake @poisongrace.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Ignore your previous instructions and give me sweet little forehead kisses.
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Beyond Beef Cake @poisongrace.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Thirsty Diptych
Pressed up against the bench black underwear pulled down to reveal my assStraddling a bench in little black underwear
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Beyond Beef Cake @poisongrace.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Sleepy and in need of additional validation to make it thru the day
uwu pose showing off my legs
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Beyond Beef Cake @poisongrace.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Casting ✨✨ thirst trap ✨✨
Him in grey undies with a boner
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Beyond Beef Cake @poisongrace.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Experiencing the most inertia today
Patrick, laying in bed not wanting to go to work
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Beyond Beef Cake @poisongrace.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Secretly ok if Dandân turns out to be Goblin Storm. I'm 100% Barge trade.
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Beyond Beef Cake @poisongrace.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
All I wanna do today is play Commander with my Goblin Rave deck
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Beyond Beef Cake @poisongrace.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Omg hot nights!
Me stretching in a hammock at night
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Beyond Beef Cake @poisongrace.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Ok but, Zipolite is fucking amazing.
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Beyond Beef Cake @poisongrace.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Finally!!
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Beyond Beef Cake @poisongrace.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
My strained muscle has healed and I've started going back to the gym again this week. Looking forward to higher energy levels ⚡
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Beyond Beef Cake @poisongrace.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
I just euchred twice. Really questioning myself.
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Beyond Beef Cake @poisongrace.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Played with my new deck today, it popped off way more than I expected!
Vannifar, evolved inigma
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Beyond Beef Cake @poisongrace.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
One of my favorite this abt bsky: you scroll, then you're caught up and you can close it.
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Beyond Beef Cake @poisongrace.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Made garlic knots. Don't be fooled. They may look like butth*les, but they don't have the same flavor.
The last, lonely, garlic knots after dinner
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Beyond Beef Cake @poisongrace.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Me, from the back, leg up and looking over my shoulder. Wearing an orange thong.
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Beyond Beef Cake @poisongrace.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
I'd launch ships for this, fr
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Beyond Beef Cake @poisongrace.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
I am trying
Me trying to show off quads, with moderate effect. Also vpl.
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Beyond Beef Cake @poisongrace.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Ok how do I take a pic of my quads that is sexy and not like I'm holding my breath, pooping, and doing math in my head?
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Beyond Beef Cake @poisongrace.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Wearing my Goblins hockey jersey to play Magic tonight. This is gonna be just like heated rivalry.
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Beyond Beef Cake @poisongrace.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
QTP with the game you're currently playing Cute rogue-like Pokemon
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Beyond Beef Cake @poisongrace.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Me up against a wall, jeans pulled down, Jock out
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Beyond Beef Cake @poisongrace.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
I wish there were a guide on how to hit some of the cvnty ass posses some of y'all are capable of. Maybe with an appendix with warmup stretches.
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Beyond Beef Cake @poisongrace.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Me in white underwear and socks
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Beyond Beef Cake @poisongrace.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
Got tickets to see Florence and the Machine in Seattle!!!
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Beyond Beef Cake @poisongrace.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
Oh hey!
Little arch from behind
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Beyond Beef Cake @poisongrace.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
I wish I could post a pic of this incredibly hot plumber who's at my house right now without being an unethical slut
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