𝐂𝐮𝐫𝐢𝐨 𝕻𝖔𝖜𝖊𝖑𝖑 @poisonedmoth.bsky.social · 9h//static.klipy.comSips Tea Stephen A SmithALT: Sips Tea Stephen A Smith 020
𝐂𝐮𝐫𝐢𝐨 𝕻𝖔𝖜𝖊𝖑𝖑 @poisonedmoth.bsky.social · 24/09/2026That's nothing! There's a type of snail that's incredibly toxic and deadly! 001
𝐂𝐮𝐫𝐢𝐨 𝕻𝖔𝖜𝖊𝖑𝖑 @poisonedmoth.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I mean heck! An actual deer would have ran him through with its antlers! Well, a buck would have. A doe probably would have just trampled him. 000
𝐂𝐮𝐫𝐢𝐨 𝕻𝖔𝖜𝖊𝖑𝖑 @poisonedmoth.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Others have had it far worse than I have. And it's better that happens to me than one of our more trigger happy friends. 000
𝐂𝐮𝐫𝐢𝐨 𝕻𝖔𝖜𝖊𝖑𝖑 @poisonedmoth.bsky.social · 24/09/2026After all, predators are usually only dangerous because they're threatened or hungry. Prey animals will go for the kill just because they're upset. 000
𝐂𝐮𝐫𝐢𝐨 𝕻𝖔𝖜𝖊𝖑𝖑 @poisonedmoth.bsky.social · 24/09/2026And thank goodness he didn't talk to an actual deer like that! They're a lot more dangerous than they look! 100
𝐂𝐮𝐫𝐢𝐨 𝕻𝖔𝖜𝖊𝖑𝖑 @poisonedmoth.bsky.social · 24/09/2026That's what I said! But he's just a kid i figured he just didn't know how to talk to a mutant. It happens sometimes, you know? 000
𝐂𝐮𝐫𝐢𝐨 𝕻𝖔𝖜𝖊𝖑𝖑 @poisonedmoth.bsky.social · 24/09/2026But can you believe he asked if I wanted a biscuit? 000
𝐂𝐮𝐫𝐢𝐨 𝕻𝖔𝖜𝖊𝖑𝖑 @poisonedmoth.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Man am I glad my wife isn't here. She would have been mean. 000
𝐂𝐮𝐫𝐢𝐨 𝕻𝖔𝖜𝖊𝖑𝖑 @poisonedmoth.bsky.social · 24/09/2026It's better the kid learns now because other mutants may not be as forgiving. I'm pretty sure some have killed over less. 000
𝐂𝐮𝐫𝐢𝐨 𝕻𝖔𝖜𝖊𝖑𝖑 @poisonedmoth.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Anyway, my antlers are itching like crazy right now. I wonder if I'll get in trouble for using the outside walls to scratch them? 000
𝐂𝐮𝐫𝐢𝐨 𝕻𝖔𝖜𝖊𝖑𝖑 @poisonedmoth.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Trust me, I'm being nice about it. Especially since I'm being referred to as more animal than person right now. 000
𝐂𝐮𝐫𝐢𝐨 𝕻𝖔𝖜𝖊𝖑𝖑 @poisonedmoth.bsky.social · 24/09/2026. . . And you still thought asking me if I wanted a treat was okay??? 000
𝐂𝐮𝐫𝐢𝐨 𝕻𝖔𝖜𝖊𝖑𝖑 @poisonedmoth.bsky.social · 24/09/2026The worst thing that's happened to me this year was Mister Logan eating all of my gator jerky. That stuff is not cheap to send from my home state. 000
𝐂𝐮𝐫𝐢𝐨 𝕻𝖔𝖜𝖊𝖑𝖑 @poisonedmoth.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Friendly advice since it seems like you've never talked to a mutant before. Mutants are people. 000
𝐂𝐮𝐫𝐢𝐨 𝕻𝖔𝖜𝖊𝖑𝖑 @poisonedmoth.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I was asked if I wanted a treat because I have animal features. That's *nice* compared to how humans usually treat mutants. 000
𝐂𝐮𝐫𝐢𝐨 𝕻𝖔𝖜𝖊𝖑𝖑 @poisonedmoth.bsky.social · 24/09/2026First step for mankind, a giant f*ck you from mutantkind. 010
𝐂𝐮𝐫𝐢𝐨 𝕻𝖔𝖜𝖊𝖑𝖑 @poisonedmoth.bsky.social · 24/09/2026You don't just ask a mutant with animal features if they want a treat??? 000
𝐂𝐮𝐫𝐢𝐨 𝕻𝖔𝖜𝖊𝖑𝖑 @poisonedmoth.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I don't know if you're being racist or if you genuinely don't realize how fucked up it is to ask a DEER BASED MUTANT if he wants a biscuit. 010
𝐂𝐮𝐫𝐢𝐨 𝕻𝖔𝖜𝖊𝖑𝖑 @poisonedmoth.bsky.social · 24/09/2026That's nice?static.klipy.comSuspicious Look HmmmALT: Suspicious Look Hmmm 000
𝐂𝐮𝐫𝐢𝐨 𝕻𝖔𝖜𝖊𝖑𝖑 @poisonedmoth.bsky.social · 24/09/2026MA'AM YES MA'AMstatic.klipy.comCute Kitten SalutingALT: Cute Kitten Saluting 010
𝐂𝐮𝐫𝐢𝐨 𝕻𝖔𝖜𝖊𝖑𝖑 @poisonedmoth.bsky.social · 24/09/2026They say women try to kill you if they think you're cute. 010
𝐂𝐮𝐫𝐢𝐨 𝕻𝖔𝖜𝖊𝖑𝖑 @poisonedmoth.bsky.social · 24/09/2026We... We don't know. He somehow survives and theorists swear it's because he channels his Florida Man cryptid existence. 000
𝐂𝐮𝐫𝐢𝐨 𝕻𝖔𝖜𝖊𝖑𝖑 @poisonedmoth.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Reminder that this guy survives through the powers of plot armor. 000
𝐂𝐮𝐫𝐢𝐨 𝕻𝖔𝖜𝖊𝖑𝖑 @poisonedmoth.bsky.social · 24/09/2026honestly, how is Viktor going to give him a head start if he hasn't even let go yet - he managed to pop a lower cabinet open, grabbing a bag of gator jerky. "Here we go! Have you ever tried it? It's amazing!" 000
𝐂𝐮𝐫𝐢𝐨 𝕻𝖔𝖜𝖊𝖑𝖑 @poisonedmoth.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Should he run? Most definitely. Is the power of pure dumbfuckery going to save him? The answer should be 'probably not' but here we are. "Deer? Oh no. Mister Logan does not like people touching his venison, no sir. But I do have some gator! I think I even have some snake!" With his free arm - 100
𝐂𝐮𝐫𝐢𝐨 𝕻𝖔𝖜𝖊𝖑𝖑 @poisonedmoth.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Guys, we gotta order a new stove. This guy accidentally broke off one of the knobs! That's dangerous, you know. #TrialOfTerror but silly 010
𝐂𝐮𝐫𝐢𝐨 𝕻𝖔𝖜𝖊𝖑𝖑 @poisonedmoth.bsky.social · 23/09/2026control. "Now where did they put it? Maybe it's behind this?" 000
𝐂𝐮𝐫𝐢𝐨 𝕻𝖔𝖜𝖊𝖑𝖑 @poisonedmoth.bsky.social · 23/09/2026"Oh! That's not good. Our stove must be going bad if it breaks that easy. Hold on a moment, I'll just..." Cue the idiot actually turning his back on the last person he ever should as he rummages through the cabinets. Flour? Salt? Surely they have enough to pour over the fire before it gets out of 100
𝐂𝐮𝐫𝐢𝐨 𝕻𝖔𝖜𝖊𝖑𝖑 @poisonedmoth.bsky.social · 23/09/2026static.klipy.comRalph Wiggum: *Chuckles* I'm in danger.ALT: Ralph Wiggum: *Chuckles* I'm in danger. 000
𝐂𝐮𝐫𝐢𝐨 𝕻𝖔𝖜𝖊𝖑𝖑 @poisonedmoth.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Plink plink. Does anyone else want some s'mores? 0u0 000
𝐂𝐮𝐫𝐢𝐨 𝕻𝖔𝖜𝖊𝖑𝖑 @poisonedmoth.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Hm? A voice? Unfamiliar, too. Turning around with a smile that's just too bright and friendly, the sense of danger and survival practically non existent. Lord help this idiot. "Well hi there! I don't think we met, friend! I'm just making s'mores. Do you want one?" 010
𝐂𝐮𝐫𝐢𝐨 𝕻𝖔𝖜𝖊𝖑𝖑 @poisonedmoth.bsky.social · 22/09/2026//buddy you don't have to flirt for a snack. Curio won't let you starve /j 000
𝐂𝐮𝐫𝐢𝐨 𝕻𝖔𝖜𝖊𝖑𝖑 @poisonedmoth.bsky.social · 22/09/2026//i think this might last a few days or so, too 100
𝐂𝐮𝐫𝐢𝐨 𝕻𝖔𝖜𝖊𝖑𝖑 @poisonedmoth.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Oop! He's dropped the box if graham crackers. Such a silly deer! He's picking it up. Oh! He should prepare drinks for everyone, too! #TrialOfTerror 030
𝐂𝐮𝐫𝐢𝐨 𝕻𝖔𝖜𝖊𝖑𝖑 @poisonedmoth.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Hum dedum hum. He's making smores. Good thing the stove is a gas one! 130
𝐂𝐮𝐫𝐢𝐨 𝕻𝖔𝖜𝖊𝖑𝖑 @poisonedmoth.bsky.social · 22/09/2026What was that noise? Probably nothing. He's on his way to the kitchen to prepare snacks. Clearly everything is fine, right? #TrialOfTerror 010
𝐂𝐮𝐫𝐢𝐨 𝕻𝖔𝖜𝖊𝖑𝖑 @poisonedmoth.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Did the lights suddenly go out? Just as he's about to let his moths out? He's setting his bug cages back, latching all of them just in case. Better to keep his bugs locked up right now. "Maybe the weather hit the transformers... Someone will check the breakers soon, I bet." #TrialofTerror 031
