allison poison @poisonallison.bsky.social · 11/10/2026i really thought we were in a post-dumbest games you’ll ever see era of seahawks football, which maybe is on me for falling for it 030
allison poison @poisonallison.bsky.social · 11/10/2026i have never understood how to make tongue out in selfies look good consistently, truly a mystery how people do it 120
allison poison @poisonallison.bsky.social · 11/10/2026i was building up a sound in my chest that i don’t think a human being has made before 000
allison poison @poisonallison.bsky.social · 11/10/2026completely unironically, maybe the most exciting three seconds of being an oregon fan i can remember 100
allison poison @poisonallison.bsky.social · 11/10/2026a real “ggs we both played bad” football game, incredible work all around 020
allison poison @poisonallison.bsky.social · 10/10/2026can we at least see the homegrown nepotism if the bought nepotism is this bad 000
allison poison @poisonallison.bsky.social · 10/10/2026everything just feels so difficult, i don’t get it 000
allison poison @poisonallison.bsky.social · 01/10/2026i would trust you implicitly to TA a class i was taking, you got this 010
allison poison @poisonallison.bsky.social · 27/09/2026god i needed this so bad after the horseshit earlier 020
allison poison @poisonallison.bsky.social · 27/09/2026i don’t know if i’m just getting caught in the emotions of the moment, but the hit plus the laughing on the sideline is maybe the most sickening thing i’ve ever seen on a football field 11511
allison poison @poisonallison.bsky.social · 27/09/2026i don’t understand why he looks so hesitant this year 000
allison poison @poisonallison.bsky.social · 24/09/2026wait that's me, i'm allison poison :o in all seriousness, it was great to see you both and i hope to come back to nj soon :) 150
allison poison @poisonallison.bsky.social · 21/09/2026no i also struggle with this, it just seems so absurd to imagine actually reaching retirement age with comfort being achievable 110
allison poison @poisonallison.bsky.social · 12/09/2026i honestly have no idea what to do with myself. having the roller coaster derail and explode in this spectacular a fashion just isn’t something i’m able to compute based on what we’ve come to know from lanning teams 020
allison poison @poisonallison.bsky.social · 04/09/2026i am dreading having to carshop so hard even though i know im going to have to soon 000
allison poison @poisonallison.bsky.social · 03/09/2026i honestly find this version of the watch grid to be more readable than last year's 000
allison poison @poisonallison.bsky.social · 03/09/2026are we sure ball state football is real? has anyone ever checked? 000
allison poison @poisonallison.bsky.social · 25/08/2026fucked up to do this the week after waddle wednesday ends tbh 010
allison poison @poisonallison.bsky.social · 21/08/2026i started listening to the beaches because of your posts, don't think i can overstate how quickly jocelyn and lesbian of the year were etched into my brain so thank you for that 010
allison poison @poisonallison.bsky.social · 07/07/2026it's a really nice shade of lipstick, i think it was well worth 020
allison poison @poisonallison.bsky.social · 04/07/2026i think portland and seattle have beef, but i think a lot of it is just that the major cities are all so far away that they don't really have opportunities to interact. so it feels less hostile and the other states/cities don't feel as distinctive beyond vaguely feeling aligned in values 120
allison poison @poisonallison.bsky.social · 23/06/2026i said to my girlfriend that he looks like if you took sam and expanded all of his facial features in the mii channel 010
allison poison @poisonallison.bsky.social · 19/06/2026ive never played skyrim, is there something wrong with it? 020
allison poison @poisonallison.bsky.social · 16/06/2026goat (and also you are too for making it to summit) 000
allison poison @poisonallison.bsky.social · 15/06/2026very mixed feelings on this development, as likely one of the world’s only dual blazers/canes fans 120
allison poison @poisonallison.bsky.social · 13/05/2026sounds like a plan (i don’t really like sushi but im willing to let that slide) 130
allison poison @poisonallison.bsky.social · 13/05/2026your girlfriend is so cool, i hope i meet her someday 130
allison poison @poisonallison.bsky.social · 05/04/2026happy birthday again! also you look really cute in the dress :) 020
