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Adam Smithee

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Adam Smithee @podgekah.bsky.social · 16h
So I Married An Axe Murderer for Tax Purposes
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Adam Smithee @podgekah.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
The manufacturing construction figure seems to correlate with this...
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Adam Smithee @podgekah.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Let's not forget that classic 60s dance, The Car Crash youtu.be/ewhXuQEg0Fc?...
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MST3K S05E23 Village of the Giants
YouTube video by Zapp Rowsdower
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Adam Smithee @podgekah.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Two words: power tools
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Adam Smithee @podgekah.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I'll bet your Facebook feed and Amazon.com suggestions have been interesting since then. 😃
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Adam Smithee @podgekah.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I'm reminded of the Neil Young song "Kleptar the Killer [from Outer Space]"
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Adam Smithee @podgekah.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
You see...this is where Timothy has an edge over his more spinefully-endowed cousins
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Adam Smithee @podgekah.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
(particularly by a Senator or Representative that can keep their sports teams straight).
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Adam Smithee @podgekah.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I don't believe that's the case when they're testifying as a witness in response to a Congressional summons. This is why Jim Jordan refuses to testify when summoned. He didn't want to tell the truth, not get caught perjuring himself
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Adam Smithee @podgekah.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Was it a Who concert or a Guess Who concert? Inquiring Senators want to know.
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Adam Smithee @podgekah.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The latter being an anarcho-syndicalist commune.
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Adam Smithee @podgekah.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
What did you use/do to crust the tofu?
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Adam Smithee @podgekah.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Wait. They didn't say, "this candidate doesn't 💯 agree with all my policy positions, so I'm just not going to vote"?
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Adam Smithee @podgekah.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
And now imagine that the people that run the buffet get to as much as they like as often as they like at no cost. #Congress
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Adam Smithee @podgekah.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
You are here
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Adam Smithee @podgekah.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yes it does. BFEN.
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Adam Smithee @podgekah.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Adam Smithee @podgekah.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This my new 😳 emoticon
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Adam Smithee @podgekah.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Clearly, we need to have some Congressional Herons on this matter. Write to your [Lanius] Senator. They should call up the Secretary Bird of the Treasury to testify.
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Adam Smithee @podgekah.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"How's the economy?" Cormorant economist: "beats me"
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Adam Smithee @podgekah.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I, too, can eat about 20%-25% of my body weight in food each day. Thank goodness for my nearby Golden Corral.
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Adam Smithee @podgekah.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Let me introduce you to dammsugare en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Punsch-...
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Punsch-roll - Wikipedia
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Adam Smithee @podgekah.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"Well, it's women's and girl's rights...and democracy or my little Brittany maybe having to compete against 'Sam' in the swim meet. I guess it'll be keeping the trans kids away from Brittany then."
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Adam Smithee @podgekah.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
He likes dictatorships and evidently so do 2/3 of the U.S. voting public.
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Adam Smithee @podgekah.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I just wanted to show you my tamagoyaki technique
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Adam Smithee @podgekah.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Oh, yes, by all means let's fortify DC
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Adam Smithee @podgekah.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
As long as it's not a Cosmic Crisp and a Pink Lady at the same time. That could tear at the fabric of the universe.
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Adam Smithee @podgekah.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The Germany where states keep voting for AfD? That Germany?
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Adam Smithee @podgekah.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
You often have to find a good deli for the sours and half-siurs. A good half-sour is 🧑‍🍳's 💋
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Adam Smithee @podgekah.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
That's amazing 😆
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Adam Smithee @podgekah.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
They don't care. They just throw down the Trump-as-Cyrus card and forgive anything he does. mycharisma.com/propheticrev...
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Trump and King Cyrus: Shocking Biblical Parallel You Need to Know - Charisma Magazine Online
Pastor Larry Huch made a striking comparison between former President Donald Trump and the biblical figure King Cyrus.
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Adam Smithee @podgekah.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Did you have visual aids with you?
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Adam Smithee @podgekah.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
💯
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Adam Smithee @podgekah.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
DJT demonstrates "Burt Bucks" level of thinking Raising Hope, S4E2 raising-hope.fandom.com/wiki/Burt_Bu...
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Burt Bucks
"Burt Bucks" is the second episode of season four of Raising Hope and the show's sixty-eighth episode overall. It originally aired on November 15, 2013 on Fox. After Burt receives a lobster for some w...
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Adam Smithee @podgekah.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Hungary turned things around recently. Fortunately for them, the election system hadn't yet been sufficiently compromised to keep the fascists in power.
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Adam Smithee @podgekah.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Ha'penny farthing
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Adam Smithee @podgekah.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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Adam Smithee @podgekah.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Why? Did Anthropic refuse to update its foundation LLMs to use Lake America instead of Lake Ontario?
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Adam Smithee @podgekah.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
'Tis a tale told by a squirrel as he hems and haws his hour upon the stage
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Adam Smithee @podgekah.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
This meme seems appropriate seeing as the guy is essentially a mobster.
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Adam Smithee @podgekah.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Use this apple corer with a twisting motion to push the pit out, top to bottom. Then slice. a.co/d/062u1API
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Adam Smithee @podgekah.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Samson Rubber and Tire Company factory in Los Angeles County. It's now a shopping mall.
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Adam Smithee @podgekah.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Any such constitutional amendment would have to put a stop to that as well. The corrupting influence of money in politics is not what the authors of the First Amendment had in mind.
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Adam Smithee @podgekah.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
As loathsome and corrupting as Citizens United is, it's almost as if rescinding it doesn't matter anymore. There are now so many super-rich billionaires, they don't need their corporations to funnel money into PACS and campaigns. They can throw the money over as individuals.
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Adam Smithee @podgekah.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
This is now my archetype for explaining Swiss (German) humor. Thank you for passing along.
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Adam Smithee @podgekah.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
"Phulf, you'd better stay away from the udder. That dairy 'll kill ya." 🙄
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Adam Smithee @podgekah.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Yep. youtu.be/ZSnxYtFarNw?...
youtu.be
Lesley Gore - Sunshine Lollipops And Rainbows Ski Party
YouTube video by ilyamolodez
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Adam Smithee @podgekah.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Telling me you don't know how things work in Congress and the Senate in particular. Here's a refresher: youtu.be/SZ8psP4S6BQ?...
youtu.be
I'm Just a Bill - Schoolhouse Rock
YouTube video by Schoolhouse Rock
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Adam Smithee @podgekah.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
You do realize that all those mail-in ballots are counted by...yep...voting machines, right?
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Adam Smithee @podgekah.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Aah, this old chestnut (from 2011). Alas, we are so far into deficit spending, thanks largely to this President and Congress, that ending the deficit would mean HUGE budget cuts like you've never seen and/or tax hikes. And why AOC in the pic?
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