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podbastard @podbastard.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I can send you a nice picture of the new orange water I will make in morning i had that That one 
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podbastard @podbastard.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Where Toilet
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podbastard @podbastard.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
he always has been
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podbastard @podbastard.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
rayman is a registered sex offender
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podbastard @podbastard.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
i have a thing about olives just because every time i sit on the toilet a thousand of them appear
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podbastard @podbastard.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
front urinal cost too much. back urinal turned into a giant cube
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podbastard @podbastard.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
metal water (1988)
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podbastard @podbastard.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I bought this and come to Discover a pleasant surprise a detachable pussy
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podbastard @podbastard.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i can't even I'm working wood wheel that day or i would
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podbastard @podbastard.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
it's same with ocd and autism and wiping
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podbastard @podbastard.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
remember when cross eyed people said " walking" ....!!!!
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podbastard @podbastard.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
have you type on big titty crack and type out also say big pussy hole and little titty nut try these title you will understand how to create a real woman big big titty crack big big pussy crack that titties push them together push push push push big pussy, big nutcracker, no big nipples, giant puzzy
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podbastard @podbastard.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
is that true..????
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podbastard @podbastard.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
i'm so horny a fossil fell out of my ass whole
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podbastard @podbastard.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
wow! where did u found this information!?
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podbastard @podbastard.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
that's deep
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podbastard @podbastard.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
braintelligence
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podbastard @podbastard.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I found out people have been looking at their watch whilst shitting 
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podbastard @podbastard.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
yo yo my black homie Gs. bling bling
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podbastard @podbastard.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
you welcome
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podbastard @podbastard.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
so am i
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podbastard @podbastard.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
im black
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podbastard @podbastard.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
trans women be like i chewed my food
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podbastard @podbastard.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
watch a gigantic red stone attempt to leave my body sideways
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podbastard @podbastard.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
woah! thats a lot of diarrghoughea
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podbastard @podbastard.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
i will have sex with thirty snails
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podbastard @podbastard.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
im going doo doo
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podbastard @podbastard.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I have the same response when I showed the computer my penis
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podbastard @podbastard.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
im going to be the little mermaid when i grow up
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podbastard @podbastard.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
you know that thing be making some scalding hot mud
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podbastard @podbastard.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
if you weren't my ex-wife I wouldn't post this but ehy do you call my pecker What You Do (hint: its what do you call it when I drove my car too slow))
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podbastard @podbastard.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
thanks for letting me know I'm one of the ones that uses a shoe cleaning brush on my butt hole.
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podbastard @podbastard.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
swamp buster
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podbastard @podbastard.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
bad ass
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podbastard @podbastard.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Havana Spider-Man posted that he used to have a differently dimensional penis kind of weird me out the way they let the Internet put that on there interested in your opinionl it was just a wiener weapon
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podbastard @podbastard.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
he invented a guy who dresses up as a bug
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podbastard @podbastard.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
quit talking to my wife. it's not her fault her teeth are shrinking
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podbastard @podbastard.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I chewed up a piece of construction paper with a drawing of a turd on it
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podbastard @podbastard.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
what does
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podbastard @podbastard.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
pevauns
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podbastard @podbastard.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
tomorrow's another day
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podbastard @podbastard.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
disgusting
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podbastard @podbastard.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
kEwl
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podbastard @podbastard.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
doudou
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podbastard @podbastard.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I often use memes. If you don't like it, tough.
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podbastard @podbastard.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
..............
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podbastard @podbastard.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
this is why everquest is king
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podbastard @podbastard.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
this book told me to fire a gun into a gas station
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podbastard @podbastard.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
jesus help me
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podbastard @podbastard.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
thank you! me too
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