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Goth Brooks

@pocketsizedbai.bsky.social
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Creative. Nerd. Jays!!!!!!! One Direction Historian | she/her

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Goth Brooks @pocketsizedbai.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
the clip of vladdy and bo walking
sad white cat looking into camera with sad eyes
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Goth Brooks @pocketsizedbai.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
okay
a mezcal caesar in a tall glass, rimmed with a homemade seasoning blend, garnished with a hot pepper and a lime wheel, set with a background of the falling snow.
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Goth Brooks @pocketsizedbai.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
screenshot of a google search that reads "how long does it take an etsy witch to work"
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Goth Brooks @pocketsizedbai.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
girl be serious
screenshot from the weather network showing the hourly weather predictions from 12 PM to 4 PM, ranging from freezing rain, to a heavy amount of freezing rain, to ice pellets, to snow.
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Goth Brooks @pocketsizedbai.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
*rubs my forehead* Why are we doing this why can't you just be an official partner
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Goth Brooks @pocketsizedbai.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
Headline:
StubHub offers refunds after mistakenly listing christian concert as Lamb of God show 
Sub: 
the lord works in mysterious ways
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Goth Brooks @pocketsizedbai.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
Me waiting for @theferocity.bsky.social to get to episode 5 of Heated Rivalry
Spongebob Squarepants sitting so very patiently on a wooden bench, hands folded on his knees.
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Goth Brooks @pocketsizedbai.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
this is mostly for @mikefail.bsky.social
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Goth Brooks @pocketsizedbai.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
@samreich.bsky.social Has anyone told Brennan that he's spelled screenwriting wrong on his LinkedIn page
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Goth Brooks @pocketsizedbai.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
lol
How advertising helped me survive the Jays' loss
"perspective has taught me that the only thing we can control is to be our best and do everything to win. But that doesn't guarantee anything."
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Goth Brooks @pocketsizedbai.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
The first two seconds I’m so sorry
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Goth Brooks @pocketsizedbai.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
This is amazing
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Goth Brooks @pocketsizedbai.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Ok Mad Max lfg
Nuts and gum
Together at last!
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Goth Brooks @pocketsizedbai.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
Jays in seven
Best day for therapy
Now is when deep realizations come into focus

Great day for revenge
Your actions have the potential of shift the power dynamics in your favour
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Goth Brooks @pocketsizedbai.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
Scherzer looks like the type of ball player who would enjoy these
A can of nuts and gum, together at last
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Goth Brooks @pocketsizedbai.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
This is fine
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Goth Brooks @pocketsizedbai.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
Same bestie
Man in grey dodgers jersey with blue writing across the chest fully asleep standing up
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Goth Brooks @pocketsizedbai.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
I saw one last night for generic viagra and it was a full on Sora made ad and this was the layout
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Goth Brooks @pocketsizedbai.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
"consumer journey obsessed" YOUR CONSUMER CAN'T AFFORD JAYS PLAYOFF TICKETS. I need to go lie in a pond.
If you watched yesterday's World Series game, you caught Colonel Sanders behind home plate and it's the very reason why great marketing teams are consumer journey obsessed.
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Goth Brooks @pocketsizedbai.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
Having a great time
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Goth Brooks @pocketsizedbai.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
So @emilydawn.bsky.social just showed me this pic and I fear I need this tshirt
A picture of Bo Bichette standing on the field at the SkyDome, wearing a backwards blue jays baseball cap in blue, and a white tshirt with a drawing of baby Vladdy Guerrero Jr in an Expos uniform, holding a jays cap. The text on the tshirt reads “born ready”
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Goth Brooks @pocketsizedbai.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
Me to friends: haha I enjoy the chaos Also me
Marge not sitting on the couch while her family look on with impassive concern
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Goth Brooks @pocketsizedbai.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
Separate them
Swole jay and marlins man sitting next to each other at game one of the World Series
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Goth Brooks @pocketsizedbai.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
Everyone cheering for teo
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Goth Brooks @pocketsizedbai.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
screencap from The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement: Mia is lying in a pristine bed with white sheets, her arms outstretched, hands tucked behind her head. She wears a Blue Jays World Series cap, staring out into the distance. 
The text on screen reads "WE'RE GOING TO THE WORLD SERIES TODAY"
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Goth Brooks @pocketsizedbai.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Insane that there are so many tickets available but for 10x the original prices.
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Goth Brooks @pocketsizedbai.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
die!
YOU ARE NOW IN THE QUEUE
59407
PEOPLE AHEAD OF YOU
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Goth Brooks @pocketsizedbai.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
fun!
21 Oct - 9:54 AM EDT

Wait times for today's sale may exceed 1 hour for some fans.
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Goth Brooks @pocketsizedbai.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Held onto this for a year.
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Goth Brooks @pocketsizedbai.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
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Goth Brooks @pocketsizedbai.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
#WantItAll #WantToThrowUp
circle with two arrows as if in perpetual clockwise motion
text at top of circle reads "wow maybe things aren't so bad"
text at bottom of circle reads "there is NO HOPE LEFT FOR ME"
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Goth Brooks @pocketsizedbai.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
Who robbed the Louvre right answers only
Sandra Bullock and Cate Blanchett in Oceans 8
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Goth Brooks @pocketsizedbai.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
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Goth Brooks @pocketsizedbai.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
Swole Jays amirite
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Goth Brooks @pocketsizedbai.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
Every time he's put out an album I end up feeling like this
Spongebob wearing headphones and an iPod, levitating into the sky with rainbow flare
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Goth Brooks @pocketsizedbai.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
The key to getting through the ALCS is self medication.
screenshot from Ferris Bueller's Day Off with text on screen that reads

SURVIVING ALCS GM 6
1. Go in With Zero Expectations
2. Understand Baseball Can't Hurt You
3. Don't Watch?
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Goth Brooks @pocketsizedbai.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
Define "Perfect Ending"
A screenshot from the movie "Homeward Bound: The Incredible Journey" of Shadow, the senior golden retriever, hobbling over the hill to  run to his boy Peter.
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Goth Brooks @pocketsizedbai.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Some good news
George Springer’s X-rays on knee injury negative after HBP in Blue Jays’ ALCS G5 loss
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Goth Brooks @pocketsizedbai.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
I see a pattern
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Goth Brooks @pocketsizedbai.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
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Goth Brooks @pocketsizedbai.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
screenshot of a group that reads:

Pretend to be ants in a colony
#funny #meme #bugs #lmao

Inspired by a facebook group. (what have I done) 🐜

6.5k online
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Goth Brooks @pocketsizedbai.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
#Baseball
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Goth Brooks @pocketsizedbai.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
forwhentheylose.png
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Goth Brooks @pocketsizedbai.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
same tho
photo of a man wearing a green shirt and a headset, his hand pressed to his forehead, looking very displeased
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Goth Brooks @pocketsizedbai.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
#LetsGoBlueJays
going for a walk bc what can I do about it
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Goth Brooks @pocketsizedbai.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
Yesterday during the game I had the game score open on Google and this was one of the tweets on the page:
Not even joking @MLB please investigate the @BlueJays orgination. This has another Astros incident written all over it. This doesn't even make sense. This is fishy. They're more than likely cheating.

26 seconds ago
LosPollosTV
X
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Goth Brooks @pocketsizedbai.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
don't ask me about the hand situation
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Goth Brooks @pocketsizedbai.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
did every broadcast get a PR sheet to praise the Yankees for at least :45 seconds of every minute or
gator sitting on a chopping board next to an almost empty paper towel roll with its arms crossed
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Goth Brooks @pocketsizedbai.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
*extreme head tilt*
screenshot of chelsea clinton holding a microphone. Text underneath reads:
Public Health feels like a dumpster fire. Chelsea Clinton has a podcast to help
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Goth Brooks @pocketsizedbai.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
Happy Baseball Playoffs Day to all who commiserate
Anne Hathaway as Princess Mia in "The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement", lying in bed with white sheets wearing a mint green bedshirt with white and brown striped collar and cuffs. The text on screen reads "I'm getting baseball today."
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