Amy Lansdowne Howe @pocketsizeamy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I wish I could tell you that I miss you. 010
Amy Lansdowne Howe @pocketsizeamy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I should use my BlueSky account more often. I'm still alive, fam! 020
Amy Lansdowne Howe @pocketsizeamy.bsky.social · 11/08/2026If HR doesn't contact me today, I might throw up. 000
Amy Lansdowne Howe @pocketsizeamy.bsky.social · 20/07/2026I completely ruined a friendship that was really important to me because I caught feelings. I am my own worst enemy. 100
Amy Lansdowne Howe @pocketsizeamy.bsky.social · 19/04/2026I love arguing with my OM about shit via Slack on a Sunday morning. 000
Amy Lansdowne Howe @pocketsizeamy.bsky.social · 08/04/2026Update: I got the promotion, and I start in my new role on Monday! 120
Amy Lansdowne Howe @pocketsizeamy.bsky.social · 11/03/2026I just applied for another promotion. So we'll see! 010
Amy Lansdowne Howe @pocketsizeamy.bsky.social · 23/12/2025I was just getting over my day being terrible! 010
Amy Lansdowne Howe @pocketsizeamy.bsky.social · 03/12/2025My wife just said we can get another cat. Make note. 100
Amy Lansdowne Howe @pocketsizeamy.bsky.social · 21/10/2025Just bought enough weed to last me years. #Stoner 010
Amy Lansdowne Howe @pocketsizeamy.bsky.social · 07/10/2025We got a new basketball game in our breakroom, and the sound of the balls hitting the backboard gives me anxiety. 000
Amy Lansdowne Howe @pocketsizeamy.bsky.social · 07/10/2025This has been a productive week thus far. I hope I can keep the momentum going! 000
Amy Lansdowne Howe @pocketsizeamy.bsky.social · 02/10/2025I have a meeting with my academic mentor in eight minutes. I took an edible after work 1.5 hours ago. Let the Hunger Games begin! 020
Amy Lansdowne Howe @pocketsizeamy.bsky.social · 01/10/2025Working overnights is not for the faint of heart. 010
Amy Lansdowne Howe @pocketsizeamy.bsky.social · 29/09/2025Help. I think I have a crush on my therapist. 110
Amy Lansdowne Howe @pocketsizeamy.bsky.social · 28/08/2025At urgent care while high. Here we goooo. 000
Amy Lansdowne Howe @pocketsizeamy.bsky.social · 15/08/2025This guy just put mustard & relish on his pizza. Call the police. 100
Amy Lansdowne Howe @pocketsizeamy.bsky.social · 04/08/2025Getting old means getting excited about ordering an electric toothbrush and water flosser. 110
Amy Lansdowne Howe @pocketsizeamy.bsky.social · 03/08/2025I genuinely miss being a regular associate without any responsibilities. 010
Amy Lansdowne Howe @pocketsizeamy.bsky.social · 12/05/2025On today's episode of 'My Unexplainable Bruise'... 010
Amy Lansdowne Howe @pocketsizeamy.bsky.social · 12/05/2025I'm training new hires at work this week. It's rewarding, but I foresee it will be an exhausting week as well. 010
Amy Lansdowne Howe @pocketsizeamy.bsky.social · 04/05/2025I'm donating blood to help the babies today! 🩸🅾️ 010
Amy Lansdowne Howe @pocketsizeamy.bsky.social · 12/04/2025I rounded out my workweek at 53 hours and 7 minutes. There's a shift open tonight, but I think I'll just take the evening off. 020
Amy Lansdowne Howe @pocketsizeamy.bsky.social · 12/04/2025Enjoying this heated foot spa! Thanks, Amazon! 020
Amy Lansdowne Howe @pocketsizeamy.bsky.social · 04/04/2025Tell me why I started crying just looking at this. 000
Amy Lansdowne Howe @pocketsizeamy.bsky.social · 03/04/2025Candy was Mandy Moore's best song, hands down. 000
Amy Lansdowne Howe @pocketsizeamy.bsky.social · 29/03/2025Pink Pony Club and Baby Beluga are the same song. 010
Amy Lansdowne Howe @pocketsizeamy.bsky.social · 29/03/2025When someone says 'lawl' instead of 'law'. Lol. 010
Amy Lansdowne Howe @pocketsizeamy.bsky.social · 26/03/2025Getting new work shoes is my kink. I have five pairs now. 😬 010
Amy Lansdowne Howe @pocketsizeamy.bsky.social · 22/03/2025I'm excited to see how my upper teeth will look once I finish Invisalign treatment. 020
Amy Lansdowne Howe @pocketsizeamy.bsky.social · 20/03/2025@mutualimsure.bsky.social I love your handle! My wife and I say, "Mutual, I'm sure" all the time! 010
Amy Lansdowne Howe @pocketsizeamy.bsky.social · 20/03/2025I feel like a grade-A idiot trying to hit this weed pen. 010
Amy Lansdowne Howe @pocketsizeamy.bsky.social · 18/03/2025I remember when I used to be affluent. Oh, how the tables have turned. 010
Amy Lansdowne Howe @pocketsizeamy.bsky.social · 18/03/2025I'm hopping on the Bluesky bandwagon! This will be where my stream of consciousness posts reside now. You're welcome! 020
