Pobnellion @pobnellion.com · 8hDo you mind if I do a little dance, gentlemen? *I lash out with my halberd, instantly slaying the first man I find* 072
Pobnellion @pobnellion.com · 14hIt's so funny that people who think they're going to Heaven but end up Hell actually end up enjoying Hell 052
Pobnellion @pobnellion.com · 29/09/2026just found out it's technically illegal for me to eat grapes. not because of their colour or quality but because they taste bad 170
Pobnellion @pobnellion.com · 29/09/2026The only time I ever use the bathroom is when I want to go pee 072
Pobnellion @pobnellion.com · 28/09/2026I am pleased to announce the reveal of the "ultimate" combination of ingredients! Together these will create the ultimate combo- Oomf! 0203
Pobnellion @pobnellion.com · 28/09/2026My balls are getting really small. Could be that I lose them during peeing 052
Pobnellion @pobnellion.com · 28/09/2026just found out the one and only Chris Prat has tested positive for the damn virus 150
Pobnellion @pobnellion.com · 27/09/2026Theres a guy in Red Dead Redemption who injects a lot of heroin. But hes just a regular guy with a big stash of methamphetamines. 050
Pobnellion @pobnellion.com · 27/09/2026the only problem i have with a big big lady is that i dont like to eat her big fat big juicy juicy boobs i prefer to eat my food 152
Pobnellion @pobnellion.com · 27/09/2026the most powerful weapon you have as a dweeb is the power of your vagina 091
Pobnellion @pobnellion.com · 27/09/2026You know who you should be dating? Your uncle who died choking on a hotdog 020
Pobnellion @pobnellion.com · 26/09/2026Me & Hugo (Hugo is Gay-identified): (leaning forward, whispering) Weird how people interact... 0124
Pobnellion @pobnellion.com · 25/09/2026they should make a podcast that was not like any other pod 141
Pobnellion @pobnellion.com · 25/09/2026They should make games you can play on your phone while driving 0143
Pobnellion @pobnellion.com · 24/09/2026a man with a massive hog is being marched to the slaughter house 0142
Pobnellion @pobnellion.com · 23/09/2026If I was a surgeon I would make my victims listen to my CDs 0141
Pobnellion @pobnellion.com · 22/09/2026There's a big rock in my basement that I'm hiding from all. 080
Pobnellion @pobnellion.com · 21/09/2026You used to call me on my!!! You used to call me!!! You used to call me on my!!! You used to call me!!!! YOU used to call me on his!!! You used to call me!!!! YOU used to call me on his!!! You used to call me!!! 13311
Pobnellion @pobnellion.com · 21/09/2026Ive just learned about the concept of "social capital" I'm fucking shaking with rage Thinking about potentially becoming asexual And I love a laugh. 0101
Pobnellion @pobnellion.com · 20/09/2026I can tell a dinosaur from an ant by the weight of its bones 083
Pobnellion @pobnellion.com · 19/09/2026GIGA PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH 0123
Pobnellion @pobnellion.com · 18/09/2026When I was born, I was the smartest man on earth. As time passed, I became smarter still 0193
