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Michael in the PNW

@pnw-michael.bsky.social
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I have friends everywhere. Also It's called Alligator Auschwitz

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Michael in the PNW @pnw-michael.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
And he never shuts up!
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Michael in the PNW @pnw-michael.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
Prayers might give someone comfort, but action is what gets stuff done.
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Michael in the PNW @pnw-michael.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
Thank you, Mexico! Thank you President Sheinbaum for sending them!
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Michael in the PNW @pnw-michael.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
They're still going off just down my street. I'm going to bed.
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Michael in the PNW @pnw-michael.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
I think I gave myself a headache rolling my eyes so hard on this one!
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Michael in the PNW @pnw-michael.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
This is why I don't watch mainstream shit anymore. They're just state sponsored television even if they're not yet sponsored by the state.
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Michael in the PNW @pnw-michael.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
I lost the stick. Can you help me find it?
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Michael in the PNW @pnw-michael.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
Blocked that account a long time ago.
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Michael in the PNW @pnw-michael.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
I guess that when he eventually dies, we should just say "He'll get over it."
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Michael in the PNW @pnw-michael.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
I didn't vote for him!
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Michael in the PNW @pnw-michael.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
Hot and sunny yesterday and all week. Cloudy, cooler, and light rain today and this weekend. Warmer temperatures to return by the middle of next week.
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Michael in the PNW @pnw-michael.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
Well, now we can just determine from Fox where ICE is going to show up next and either not be there or kick them out of that area.
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Michael in the PNW @pnw-michael.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
From Threads.
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Michael in the PNW @pnw-michael.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
Blocked him. Fuck him.
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Michael in the PNW @pnw-michael.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
I hope they charge him at the state level so Trump can't pardon him.
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Michael in the PNW @pnw-michael.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
This picture defines his entire presidency (both terms) and, I'm guessing, his whole life.
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Michael in the PNW @pnw-michael.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
Happy Father's Day to mine, to yours, and to all father's out there!
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Michael in the PNW @pnw-michael.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
Are they even marching in step? They look so low-energy. Maybe they're all blinking help in Morse Code.
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Michael in the PNW @pnw-michael.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
Is there anyone more miserable than him?
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Michael in the PNW @pnw-michael.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
Is that tank out of a WWII museum?
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Michael in the PNW @pnw-michael.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
He's bigly mad!
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Michael in the PNW @pnw-michael.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
I think baby goats growing up should be illegal
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Michael in the PNW @pnw-michael.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
It's almost as if their plans are blowing up in their faces...
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Michael in the PNW @pnw-michael.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
If getting old is a conspiracy and not simple nature, can I opt out?
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Michael in the PNW @pnw-michael.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
Yes, please!
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Michael in the PNW @pnw-michael.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
Which is it? Is he going to die alone and scared, or surrounded by family and loved ones? They can't even get their derision straight.
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Michael in the PNW @pnw-michael.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
Ticketed for driving when he wasn't driving. Will this scale up when a Tesla kills someone?
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Michael in the PNW @pnw-michael.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
Can't he AI his fatty dog jowls away?
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Michael in the PNW @pnw-michael.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
The guy on the right looks *thrilled* to be there.
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Michael in the PNW @pnw-michael.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
Is she turning herself into an AI image?
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Michael in the PNW @pnw-michael.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
I'm not religious, but damn, I'm praying!
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Michael in the PNW @pnw-michael.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Also responsible: Every person who voted for Trump. Every Person who enables Trump. Every person who continues to support Trump.
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Michael in the PNW @pnw-michael.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
I want one!
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Michael in the PNW @pnw-michael.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Holy crap, someone actually wastes time counting this shit?
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Michael in the PNW @pnw-michael.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Does it specifically state 35 years of age or 35 birthdays? For leap years, those aren't the same.
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Michael in the PNW @pnw-michael.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
I was initially confused as to why he was doing it in the middle of the night rather than in during the day, but your explanation cleared that right up. Thanks!
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Michael in the PNW @pnw-michael.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
I usually hate scams, but I think I might be okay with this one, so long as I get to pet a baby duck.
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Michael in the PNW @pnw-michael.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
Do people text GO to opt in?
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Michael in the PNW @pnw-michael.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Now this is how you play golf!
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Michael in the PNW @pnw-michael.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
Doom scrolling is exhausting. This is relaxing. I'll take this over that every time.
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Michael in the PNW @pnw-michael.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
Happy Birthday! 🎂
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Michael in the PNW @pnw-michael.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
💙
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Michael in the PNW @pnw-michael.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Thank you, Jessi. Everything you do is greatly appreciated!
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Michael in the PNW @pnw-michael.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
Spineless. It's fitting.
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Michael in the PNW @pnw-michael.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
I'm fine with your venting. It's definitely a shared sentiment.
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Michael in the PNW @pnw-michael.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
Is Trump taking a dump in his pants? He looks like he's straining...
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Michael in the PNW @pnw-michael.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
I'd hesitate to deliver mail to this house!
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Michael in the PNW @pnw-michael.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
You're a diamond surrounded by lumps of coal. Keep fighting the good fight.
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Michael in the PNW @pnw-michael.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
She's awesome!
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Michael in the PNW @pnw-michael.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
And MAGA's fly just as often as us Libs, so they're also screwing themselves over.
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