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Peanut 🌻

@pnut.bsky.social
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30. he/him. progressive liberal.

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Peanut 🌻 @pnut.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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Peanut 🌻 @pnut.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I’m sorry but you said you hosting a “no trade ins refused pumped up inventory dump” promotion this month?
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Peanut 🌻 @pnut.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Jesse Jesse we have to advance the rights of colored people
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Peanut 🌻 @pnut.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Vote for meeee my campaign ads will just be a 15 minute rant about specific Colorado DMV policies and the specific alternatives I want. No bullshit “vibes” or non specific vague promises. I WILL abolish the DR 2842
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Peanut 🌻 @pnut.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The new Hyundai Tucson. I don’t hate it, but I can’t imagine wanting to own a car that actually looks like this. It really feels like all cars are becoming Halo 4 lmao
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Peanut 🌻 @pnut.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Well Okay then
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Peanut 🌻 @pnut.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Peanut 🌻 @pnut.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Yellow is NOT my color but I would 100% drive a yellow Chevy bolt because it kinda looks like a pikachu
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Peanut 🌻 @pnut.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Louisiana has the most insane car titles. If you have a co buyer, you have to share the one line. But we got space for TWO witnesses, a notary, then ANOTHER notary FOR THE WITNESSES. Notaries are already professional witnesses basically!! What is this nonsense for
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Peanut 🌻 @pnut.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
There are cheaper cartridges (with less ink) but lmfao. Ink costs about as much as my printer. I hate the razor and blades model!!
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Peanut 🌻 @pnut.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The Sierra EV looks like if Halo 4 was a car
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Peanut 🌻 @pnut.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Fist pumping in the air I am glad to see the New England DMV weirdness shouted out. But I’m also curious exactly what is going on. He says MA dealers suck because of a reduced ability to buy “in or out of state”. I second that, MA is superrrrrr annoying if you’re a resident youtu.be/Yb6ivpA32Uw?...
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Peanut 🌻 @pnut.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Explaining the concept of a memorial to an American: imagine a parking lot
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Peanut 🌻 @pnut.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I hope the answer is “good puppy”
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Peanut 🌻 @pnut.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
California is so woke even the Republicans do the “abolish X” thing where “abolish” means “reform and supporting something that implies the existence of something like X” Who is issuing the $73 registrations if not the DMV!!
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Peanut 🌻 @pnut.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Roman religion apologists:
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Peanut 🌻 @pnut.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
This is the dealer I switched to because the first one I was going to ignored my request to look into a brake noise at 20k miles, then told me this is fine at 30k miles because they obviously only inspected the outside pad on one side, if at all. I WONDER IF WEARING UNEVENLY WAS RELATED TO THE NOISE
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Peanut 🌻 @pnut.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
-please somebody shoot me I really shouldn’t be dissatisfied enough with my car to start researching financing pre approvals 💀 -is this a joke 😭 I know compounding is powerful but if you have $150k at Chase I feel like 0.25% is insulting?? You’d do better shopping around??
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Peanut 🌻 @pnut.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Standing obnoxiously close to the mail carrier while they deliver to the community mail boxes like “yay! More mailslop!!”
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Peanut 🌻 @pnut.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
They were still cheating on European emissions www.eesi.org/articles/vie...
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Peanut 🌻 @pnut.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Not if I blow it up with my mind first
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Peanut 🌻 @pnut.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Oh, you’re in a state of “not knowing”? How convenient? 🙄
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Peanut 🌻 @pnut.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I discovered the Colorado DMV has a chatbot with precisely one fallback message and I’m having too much fun with it
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Peanut 🌻 @pnut.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Seconding Apple Maps however they’re obviously going to follow suit and it’s not like Apple isn’t egregiously morally compromised on capitulating to Trump lol
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Peanut 🌻 @pnut.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I mean going 800k miles is still a ton but I hate these stories about million+ mile cars where you look inside and the vehicle has had the engine replaced AT LEAST once. That’s the only part that matters?? It’s not impressive a metal shell lasted 20 years??
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Peanut 🌻 @pnut.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Interpreting this as a competitive challenge like “he’s not as misogynist as me because he doesn’t even speak the language of true misogynists”
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Peanut 🌻 @pnut.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
He should have renamed it Lake WIDOT after my GOAT 🗣️🗣️🗣️
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Peanut 🌻 @pnut.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
This guys thumbnails make great reaction pics I feel
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Peanut 🌻 @pnut.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
ngl like, if the strait is going to be closed through 2029, the voices telling me to trade my car in for a used chevy bolt are getting louder
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Peanut 🌻 @pnut.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Why the hell do Colorado titles have 6 lines for the printed name of the purchaser but only one for the signature. The Great Satan (the Colorado DMV) be like “6 signatories can share the same signature line. And we need room for 6 purchasers, fuck having a lienholder section anyways”
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Peanut 🌻 @pnut.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
The Covenant if they discovered humanity a little sooner:
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Peanut 🌻 @pnut.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I can’t believe I’m being negatively polarized in favor of tariffs. If the refunds went to general consumers instead of, you know, the actual party that paid them, it would just be redistributing revenue from a tax… which would imply it’s legitimate/legal…
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Peanut 🌻 @pnut.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I’m definitely too obsessed and a little deranged but even the way Colorado names all of its departments pisses me off. Oil and public safety?? Please just be normal and have a department of weights and measures and an environmental protection agency
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Peanut 🌻 @pnut.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
“Wow,,, I had no idea the Colorado DMV was like that,,, can you post another wall of text about it I’m almost there”
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Peanut 🌻 @pnut.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
When is the nostalgia cycle for this hairstyle going to hit. It’s been like 500 years I’m getting impatient 🥲
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Peanut 🌻 @pnut.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
“Manufacturer Certificate of Origin” issued by the manufacturer, NOT a document from the state DMV. So there’s not the justification that “our dealerships are regulated to our standard but we can’t trust out of state titles to have reliably transcribed the VIN”. So either you trust MCOs or not??
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Peanut 🌻 @pnut.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
FASCISM
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Peanut 🌻 @pnut.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Imagine choosing to let every cashier/waiter/etc know you're a chud when it comes time to pay lmao
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Peanut 🌻 @pnut.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
@POTUS I have the signed DR2421 right here. Don't let the smoking gun be a mushroom cloud!
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Peanut 🌻 @pnut.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Nice sassy gay bestie, where’d you get him, Homosassa?
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Peanut 🌻 @pnut.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Okay?????? I was literally just looking at various options/tools to texture a drywall patch. Glad to know that other people who punch holes in their walls also listen to Ezra Klein?? Thanks Amazon!
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Peanut 🌻 @pnut.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
This is just my entire feed now after doing a little bit of research to do a drywall patch 💀
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Peanut 🌻 @pnut.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
“Wahh it makes no sense Padme died of a broken heart” mfs have been real quiet lately
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Peanut 🌻 @pnut.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Blue state DMVs: we have all the standard military/police alternate plate designs and then like 5 for state parks/cancer/etc Red state DMVs: we have over 200 plate designs to choose from! You can express a diversity of views, like supporting Israel, NIMBYism, or fiscal conservatism!!
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Peanut 🌻 @pnut.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
*gets rear ended* Ugh, of course it was a Gemini 🙄
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Peanut 🌻 @pnut.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
All the problems with the Colorado DMV are because it’s run by a cabal of one ethnic group and you’re not allowed to say it even though they’re the only ones with their own group special interest license plate… Seriously it’s so weird it’s just Italian American and Chicano pride plates we
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Peanut 🌻 @pnut.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
I like to imagine the German bureaucrat had an orgasm when reviewing the Colorado DMV’s rules and procedures and saw how strict and arbitrary everything is
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Peanut 🌻 @pnut.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Why do California and Louisiana have such similar plates
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Peanut 🌻 @pnut.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
You know, I wasn’t convinced I needed a new Buick Encore, but I think you’ve convinced me, Mark Wahlberg Why does this exist 😭
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Peanut 🌻 @pnut.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Bluesky moment
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