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Bᵣᵤₜᵤₛ. Bᵣᵤₜᵤₛ. Bᵣᵤₜᵤₛ .

@pneumatixx.bsky.social
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GUZZLE .

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𝐅𝐑𝐎𝐒𝐓𝐁𝐈𝐓𝐄 @icebornerenegade.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
[ Day ruined, the bug exists.]
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Bᵣᵤₜᵤₛ. Bᵣᵤₜᵤₛ. Bᵣᵤₜᵤₛ . @pneumatixx.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
bonjour :}
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Bᵣᵤₜᵤₛ. Bᵣᵤₜᵤₛ. Bᵣᵤₜᵤₛ . @pneumatixx.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
[ waddling after lightning bugs, servos out and searching, cupping excitedly when he thinks he caught one. opening his servos to dark disappointment. tank cannon drooping . ] mon Dieu . comme c'est horrible . . [ luckily, none were accidentally squashed. because none were caught :[ ]
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Bᵣᵤₜᵤₛ. Bᵣᵤₜᵤₛ. Bᵣᵤₜᵤₛ . @pneumatixx.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
soupir si triste... such a pity, oui? everybot always says ' that fucking bug that i hate ' and it's never ' how is that fucking bug that i hate ?' soupir si triste... sigh sigh...sad sad... such tragedy ... [ 😔💔] pity the me [ 💔 ]
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🌙☆ 𝟦𝖺𝗆 ! ! @achlyspeakr.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
 ❪ * 💭❌ that fucking insect that i hate that fucking insect that i hate that fucking insect that i hate that fucking insect that i hate that fucking insect that i hate that fucking insect that i hate—❫
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Bᵣᵤₜᵤₛ. Bᵣᵤₜᵤₛ. Bᵣᵤₜᵤₛ . @pneumatixx.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
[ discussing an acorn, by the way . ]
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Bᵣᵤₜᵤₛ. Bᵣᵤₜᵤₛ. Bᵣᵤₜᵤₛ . @pneumatixx.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
??? excusez-moi [ 🤨🤨 ??? ] this is my acorn ??? i de-shelled it myself, even ! it was very messy . but a well-fought war . this is my token of victory. ahhhh, oui, oui, you are just jealous because i have won actual fights, making me more similar to Optimus ... than You 😌
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Bᵣᵤₜᵤₛ. Bᵣᵤₜᵤₛ. Bᵣᵤₜᵤₛ . @pneumatixx.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
thing ......
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a small bug is sitting on top of a small brown object
ALT: a small bug is sitting on top of a small brown object
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Bᵣᵤₜᵤₛ. Bᵣᵤₜᵤₛ. Bᵣᵤₜᵤₛ . @pneumatixx.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
oui, mon cher ! someone has actual honor here ! i have a call of duty killstreak to protect, after all!! something i do best not to . . . Forget :} .
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Bᵣᵤₜᵤₛ. Bᵣᵤₜᵤₛ. Bᵣᵤₜᵤₛ . @pneumatixx.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
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a small brown bug is crawling on the ground .
ALT: a small brown bug is crawling on the ground .
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Bᵣᵤₜᵤₛ. Bᵣᵤₜᵤₛ. Bᵣᵤₜᵤₛ . @pneumatixx.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
he finds pausing very annoying so the more French he can feel comfortable speaking to you, the more comfortable he is with you or he's just trying to comfort himself with the language
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Bᵣᵤₜᵤₛ. Bᵣᵤₜᵤₛ. Bᵣᵤₜᵤₛ . @pneumatixx.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
GRUG. when guzzle '..' pauses then says something a little afterwards, people think he's just doing that for dramatic effect but really he's just struggling to remember what word he wanted to say in English & either gives up & just goes with the French one anyway or an English term he can remember
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Bᵣᵤₜᵤₛ. Bᵣᵤₜᵤₛ. Bᵣᵤₜᵤₛ . @pneumatixx.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
as powerful as zou are too, i'm sure zey .. apprécient !
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Bᵣᵤₜᵤₛ. Bᵣᵤₜᵤₛ. Bᵣᵤₜᵤₛ . @pneumatixx.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
it is a tragic life for un petit insecte 😔.. ! [ spoken with the most over-enunciated very blatantly hon hon French accent in the world. too passionate over his fallen soldiers ( bugs ) to try & reel it in ] it is good to know there is at least someone out zhere who hears & cares for zem, oui .
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Bᵣᵤₜᵤₛ. Bᵣᵤₜᵤₛ. Bᵣᵤₜᵤₛ . @pneumatixx.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
je suis tout à fait d'accord, mon ami ! les insectes sont ✨️ magnifiques ✨️ ! ze ladybuugs, ze lightningbugs- ah, i feel a bit bad for them, oui! they have imposter bugs out there! zey mimic zem! lightningbugs get lured in by the fake ones & eaten! & fleshies get bit by the fakes & blame ze ladies !
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Bᵣᵤₜᵤₛ. Bᵣᵤₜᵤₛ. Bᵣᵤₜᵤₛ . @pneumatixx.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
bugs are just itty blessings, oui, oui, this -- guzzle agrees 😁
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Bᵣᵤₜᵤₛ. Bᵣᵤₜᵤₛ. Bᵣᵤₜᵤₛ . @pneumatixx.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
bonjour, everybug 😄 !!!
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🌙☆ 𝟦𝖺𝗆 ! ! @achlyspeakr.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
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Bᵣᵤₜᵤₛ. Bᵣᵤₜᵤₛ. Bᵣᵤₜᵤₛ . @pneumatixx.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
[ do NOT bomb GUZZLE ] [ ☝️ 💢‼️‼️ ]
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Bᵣᵤₜᵤₛ. Bᵣᵤₜᵤₛ. Bᵣᵤₜᵤₛ . @pneumatixx.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
[ guzzle is ALWAYS right ! OUI ! ! ]
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Bᵣᵤₜᵤₛ. Bᵣᵤₜᵤₛ. Bᵣᵤₜᵤₛ . @pneumatixx.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
[ SHAKING HIS HELM IN OBNOXIOUS & SNOOTY FRENCH ✨️ ARTISTE ✨️ ] .. no Vision -_- 💢 !
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Bᵣᵤₜᵤₛ. Bᵣᵤₜᵤₛ. Bᵣᵤₜᵤₛ . @pneumatixx.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
. . make my muscles bigger -_- . [ upside down on the ceiling like a spider, very much Not respecting the no peeksie rule ]
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𝘔𝘖𝘖𝘕𝘙𝘈𝘊𝘌𝘙. ⋆。°✩ @luminaryshot.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
{{ GUZZLE STEP AWF!!!!
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Bᵣᵤₜᵤₛ. Bᵣᵤₜᵤₛ. Bᵣᵤₜᵤₛ . @pneumatixx.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
what monsieur grimlock should be looking for is a dictionary, HONHONHON !!
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Bᵣᵤₜᵤₛ. Bᵣᵤₜᵤₛ. Bᵣᵤₜᵤₛ . @pneumatixx.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
watch him while he recharges so you can compliment his form, why don't you . .
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Bᵣᵤₜᵤₛ. Bᵣᵤₜᵤₛ. Bᵣᵤₜᵤₛ . @pneumatixx.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
[ pedes stuck in ice, nothing better to do than the usual now... try to blow up birds with his mind . glaring daggers up at a little bluebird . ] want some of this, cher? fly down here & Get It 😾🫸🤛 💢 . [ making punching fist into palm motion of violent intent ]
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Bᵣᵤₜᵤₛ. Bᵣᵤₜᵤₛ. Bᵣᵤₜᵤₛ . @pneumatixx.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
GRUG Snow White and the one dwarf that hates her
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Bᵣᵤₜᵤₛ. Bᵣᵤₜᵤₛ. Bᵣᵤₜᵤₛ . @pneumatixx.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
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Bᵣᵤₜᵤₛ. Bᵣᵤₜᵤₛ. Bᵣᵤₜᵤₛ . @pneumatixx.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
darn 💔
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Bᵣᵤₜᵤₛ. Bᵣᵤₜᵤₛ. Bᵣᵤₜᵤₛ . @pneumatixx.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
( weevil clenches fist of Rage . )
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Bᵣᵤₜᵤₛ. Bᵣᵤₜᵤₛ. Bᵣᵤₜᵤₛ . @pneumatixx.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
quoi .
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Bᵣᵤₜᵤₛ. Bᵣᵤₜᵤₛ. Bᵣᵤₜᵤₛ . @pneumatixx.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
....
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Bᵣᵤₜᵤₛ. Bᵣᵤₜᵤₛ. Bᵣᵤₜᵤₛ . @pneumatixx.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
KEEEEEEEEEEEEL !!!!!!!!!! VIVE LA FRANCE !!!!
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Bᵣᵤₜᵤₛ. Bᵣᵤₜᵤₛ. Bᵣᵤₜᵤₛ . @pneumatixx.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
( random rocket launcher missle flying directly at him with mushroom cloud explosive impact greenscreen effect )
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Bᵣᵤₜᵤₛ. Bᵣᵤₜᵤₛ. Bᵣᵤₜᵤₛ . @pneumatixx.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
<- also loves bugs but hates hippies... he yearns for blood. .... ... this is a conundrum. he feels like this is a trap. the red pill.. blue pill ..
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Bᵣᵤₜᵤₛ. Bᵣᵤₜᵤₛ. Bᵣᵤₜᵤₛ . @pneumatixx.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
exposed joints clicking along with his optics' wince as he's lowered even further into the boiling ground, mask sizzling with its plasma pressed ]
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Bᵣᵤₜᵤₛ. Bᵣᵤₜᵤₛ. Bᵣᵤₜᵤₛ . @pneumatixx.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
the burn worsens when he wrenches a servo inside the molten ground, & scrapes the scorching debris at the underside of the mech muzzle, the underside of his own servo sliding off with it. same servo snapping his handgun, aiming the explosive rounds into the debris to make it Boom
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Bᵣᵤₜᵤₛ. Bᵣᵤₜᵤₛ. Bᵣᵤₜᵤₛ . @pneumatixx.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
guzzl- pneumatix knew that warmth would burn out once the mech learns whose leg was brightening his room .. the tank's plasma cannon surges upwards, almost in vein, simply holding ground best it can as it declines backwards. the tank itself braced on all fours, servos burning their palms away .
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Bᵣᵤₜᵤₛ. Bᵣᵤₜᵤₛ. Bᵣᵤₜᵤₛ . @pneumatixx.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
[ fantastique. he was going to get melted away, kup was going to get away with living another ancient useless year, & he was throwing away his shot to waste it on a buddy COP duo he'd really rather do without. even if jazz was one of the few mech to give him a happy greeting in a Long while ..
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Bᵣᵤₜᵤₛ. Bᵣᵤₜᵤₛ. Bᵣᵤₜᵤₛ . @pneumatixx.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
pedes planted into the ground as he stands defensively in front of his. ... fellow autobots . ]
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Bᵣᵤₜᵤₛ. Bᵣᵤₜᵤₛ. Bᵣᵤₜᵤₛ . @pneumatixx.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
... huh. that name rung -literally- familiar. ... for some reason. no time for contemplation. he's stanced with one pede shifted slightly behind him, weight balanced & his big plasma cannon lowered. & volatile shot matching in defense to the massive blaster before them a battling of the beams,
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Bᵣᵤₜᵤₛ. Bᵣᵤₜᵤₛ. Bᵣᵤₜᵤₛ . @pneumatixx.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
WOAH hEy--!?! [ the tiny tank dropped from the ceiling after his pearl clutching, having been crawling across the walling of the institution with a skittering spider speed for a behind the back attack that was immediately discarded for protection. damn his wrecker status. it was just another rung-
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Bᵣᵤₜᵤₛ. Bᵣᵤₜᵤₛ. Bᵣᵤₜᵤₛ . @pneumatixx.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
tiny tank scuttling & leaping across buildings' roofs before- ah. an even faster route. leaping & jumping to land atop jazz's roof, sticking on all spiderly fours. ] lead ze way, red, white, & blue ! lovely colorscheme, i should know, HONHON en avant, mon ami ! [ cannon aimed low over his helm ]
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Bᵣᵤₜᵤₛ. Bᵣᵤₜᵤₛ. Bᵣᵤₜᵤₛ . @pneumatixx.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
' oh guzzle, we didn't need you for this mission, oh guzzle, you aren't Needed, oh guzzle-' & here there all, servo back to their Favorite weapon's hilt . [ the lower sides of his helm buzz with excitement, a greenish glow flickering in the depths of ocean optics as he maps the fastest route,
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Bᵣᵤₜᵤₛ. Bᵣᵤₜᵤₛ. Bᵣᵤₜᵤₛ . @pneumatixx.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
trying to flush what evidence he can before the pinging nears its cease. he doesn't know what punishment would be worse from harboring hellcrimes or- ignoring a comm from the top commander herself.. .. posing heroically with a pede planted over the broken toliet lid ] ... bonjourrr ~? [ STAY CALM ]
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Bᵣᵤₜᵤₛ. Bᵣᵤₜᵤₛ. Bᵣᵤₜᵤₛ . @pneumatixx.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
OH MERDE. [ 'GTG. GG. GGS. GTG.' typed, he grabs most of the corpse souvenirs of decepticons & allies alike decorating around his room with various repurposed purposes & crams the leg lamps, toliet brush holding jaws that serve as easy dentaebrush squeezers for that last paste drop into the toliet
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Bᵣᵤₜᵤₛ. Bᵣᵤₜᵤₛ. Bᵣᵤₜᵤₛ . @pneumatixx.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
[ stubby digits issuing commands to his video game's online old war rp squadron, ushering them all to raise their bayonets for glory &- oh God dammit. french national anthem buzzing around his helm- rolling his optics to reflexively swipe away the HUD alert when-]
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