Patrick M @pmortensen.bsky.social · 04/09/2026I think when you’ve been drinking it for a while your taste buds “tighten up their stomach muscles” (like Houdini) but when you catch them off guard they fail to do that (like Houdini 😕) 041
Patrick M @pmortensen.bsky.social · 04/08/2026I’ve talked seriously with some friends of renting a karaoke room and just doing hymns all night 010
Patrick M @pmortensen.bsky.social · 08/05/2026I guess I still think that, but to a way lesser degree - ok, take care! 150
Patrick M @pmortensen.bsky.social · 08/05/2026I think reading about "On the Air" compounded that a little... but for an embarrassingly long time, whenever I saw your name come up I would sort of think "What a crazy career! But you know what, good for him!" 140
Patrick M @pmortensen.bsky.social · 08/05/2026@markfrost.bsky.social you might find this funny - Twin Peaks came out when I was a senior in high school, and I knew David Lynch but wasn't familiar with you and in my head I conflated you with David Frost (as in "interviewed Nixon David Frost") (recall, there was no internet) 140
Patrick M @pmortensen.bsky.social · 07/05/2026Right, but there were two of them. It was a pairanormal activity. 0181
Patrick M @pmortensen.bsky.social · 07/05/2026I’m probably misremembering, but I recall reading if you bought the letterbox edition of certain Cameron DVDs instead of the pan and scan it came with an essay from Cameron explaining that you bought the wrong one 1190
Patrick M @pmortensen.bsky.social · 18/03/2026Am I DDOSing Peach by constantly checking to see if it’s up? 110
Patrick M @pmortensen.bsky.social · 17/03/2026I put a candle on a plate to dispel the gloom of my hallways last year. I’ll never go back 010
Patrick M @pmortensen.bsky.social · 17/03/2026Did you have this? If a number was saved in the memory of the calculator function, the ADSR “instrument” would play the equivalent Attack, Delay, Sustain and Release tone. I used it to make a lot of the worst sounds ever made. 001
Patrick M @pmortensen.bsky.social · 26/04/2025There was an unofficial Videogum meetup in Chicago in 2013 and my phone JUST served me up this insane video of photos from that night, set to the song "Brazil" and called it "Saturday Dinner" - here's Kira teaching us all to smize 120
Patrick M @pmortensen.bsky.social · 07/01/2025Always liked this Magritte from the period when he was only painting Fabio 040
Patrick M @pmortensen.bsky.social · 20/11/2024His feet are light and nimble. He never sleeps. He says that he will never die. He dances in light and in shadow and he is a great favorite. He never sleeps, Jay Leno. He is dancing, dancing. He says that he will never die. 000
Patrick M @pmortensen.bsky.social · 13/11/2024Biden should do one photo with that lens he used with the Carters 010
