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Paul Moehringer

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Baseball person.

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Paul Moehringer @pmoehringer.bsky.social · 2h
I bet you Debra really gave it to Ray today. I bet you she made a sandwich today that wasn’t very good, but he ate it anyway. And then she got mad at him because he gave her a funny look. I miss Ray.
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Paul Moehringer @pmoehringer.bsky.social · 3h
Only in politics will you see grown men and women fight tooth and nail for a job that pays less than $40k a year.
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Paul Moehringer @pmoehringer.bsky.social · 15h
Judging by this game, the answer to this question is an emphatic no he can’t.
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Jesus Christ Can't Hit a Curve Ball Meme
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Paul Moehringer @pmoehringer.bsky.social · 16h
Independent Northeast needs to be a thing again.
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Paul Moehringer @pmoehringer.bsky.social · 16h
I feel like Jeff from that Allstate ad is kind of a creep.
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Paul Moehringer @pmoehringer.bsky.social · 17h
Maine voters in 1978
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Dr. Evil's Sarcastic 'Right...'
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Paul Moehringer @pmoehringer.bsky.social · 17h
He made a mistake and owned up to it. If that’s not enough for you, then I don’t know what more you want. I don’t like Stephen A, but I’m not going to criticize him over this.
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Paul Moehringer @pmoehringer.bsky.social · 19h
Every case of heat stroke is a death that was 100% avoidable, and this guy was bragging about having seen it multiple times. That’s the dictionary definition of a coach who pushes his players too hard and should never be allowed on a sideline again.
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Paul Moehringer @pmoehringer.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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The Simpsons: Go Sports! High Five
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Paul Moehringer @pmoehringer.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Hey, he bought three days worth of diesel from Russia. What more do you want?
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Paul Moehringer @pmoehringer.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
My dad he’s a fuck up who’s not even good at fucking up.
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Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
So many things wrong with this "deal," but also: it's not a "massive" amount. If we actually receive 1,800,000 tons of diesel from Russia, that's equivalent to: * 3.3 days of US consumption, or * 10 days of US *exports*. It's a drop in the bucket. We send more than that overseas every two weeks.
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👻madeline bOoOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 09/10/2026
oh they dead dead
All the waffle houses in Pensacola are closed with the hurricane about to hit
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Paul Moehringer @pmoehringer.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
So glad we have a President that says yes when everyone else says no, and no when everyone else says yes. Tell me how and why the modern GOP aren’t just contrarians with no real ideas.
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Paul Moehringer @pmoehringer.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I remember going to D.C. when I was in eighth grade with the rest of my school. 56 kids died including myself.
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Paul Moehringer @pmoehringer.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
He would know.
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Paul Moehringer @pmoehringer.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Person who needed to hear this
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Lil Yachty & Drake Reacting to Laptop
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Paul Moehringer @pmoehringer.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Doors are fully blocked literally so they can put a camera in there to see which kids are vaping.
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Paul Moehringer @pmoehringer.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
A fair warning to drivers thinking of texting and driving in 2010 from this still up poster at a Mass rest stop. Also, call Onelife Movers for all your moving needs.
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Paul Moehringer @pmoehringer.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Looking forward to his appearance in the new Hershey movie as (checks notes) German candy maker.
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Paul Moehringer @pmoehringer.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Arizona State’s inclusion on this list is so weird. It’s like someone saying their favorite musical acts are The Beatles, The Rolling Stones, Tom Petty, Bruce Springsteen, Elton John, Prince, and Alvin and The Chipmunks.
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Paul Moehringer @pmoehringer.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Do they not have bootstraps?
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Paul Moehringer @pmoehringer.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
From all accounts, the Winklevoss twins come off as some of the most entitled brats you can ever hope to meet. But by comparison, they are decent people, because that’s how much of a complete ahole Mark Zuckerberg is. Social Network is a top ten film of this century IMO.
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Paul Moehringer @pmoehringer.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I don’t remember this level in the Untitled Goose Game.
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Paul Moehringer @pmoehringer.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
What does that even mean? How does one even win a game “analytically” let alone lose one?
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Paul Moehringer @pmoehringer.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Good comment to have framed.
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MLB @mlbbot.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
RT @_SportsBall_: How home runs are measured in MLB ⚾️
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Paul Moehringer @pmoehringer.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Never mind then. Damn phone app only goes back a few days and I’m too old and lazy to fact check myself.
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Paul Moehringer @pmoehringer.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
So it’s cheaper to buy the entire time slot than just the Texas media markets, and these same media companies can’t figure out why they can’t make money.
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Paul Moehringer @pmoehringer.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I remember when Caleb Cash Flow was an All-American RB for Baylor. Just didn’t have the speed to make the jump to the next level. Happy to see he’s doing well.
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Paul Moehringer @pmoehringer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Had no idea that Coca-Cola’s deal as the official soft drink of Polar Bears was up.
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Paul Moehringer @pmoehringer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
LOL, now get blocked.
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Paul Moehringer @pmoehringer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The main purpose of an education is to learn critical thinking skills. Not memorize facts and procedures. The purpose of AI is to get answers, not examine how the answer was obtained, unless you ask it to do that. And source of that info is always going to be what a human said or did.
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Paul Moehringer @pmoehringer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
When Bobby Knight died, that might have been the last conservative with undeniable ball knowledge.
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Paul Moehringer @pmoehringer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The biggest issue with the show from ESPN’s perspective is that it suffers from a debilitating case of NIH syndrome. Not invented here.
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Paul Moehringer @pmoehringer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
You won’t find a more likable set of QBs facing off against each other than DeShaun Watson and Aaron Rodgers.
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Paul Moehringer @pmoehringer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Reasons the Yankees are winning according to the broadcast booth: 1. Not trying to do too much. 2. Going up there and executing. 3. Doing the little things.
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Paul Moehringer @pmoehringer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
There’s no rule that says he can’t hit every time up so long as the Yankees don’t object.
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Paul Moehringer @pmoehringer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Someone: You think we should add an outline to the all-white text? Director: Nah, why would we want to do that for?
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Paul Moehringer @pmoehringer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Steph Curry’s 60 point effort should get some attention, even if his team lost in overtime. www.nba.com/game/gsw-vs-...
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Golden State Warriors vs Atlanta Hawks Feb 3, 2024 Game Summary
Golden State Warriors vs Atlanta Hawks Feb 3, 2024 game result including recap, highlights and game information
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Paul Moehringer @pmoehringer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Not to be confused with Robert Bacon. Teddy Roosevelt’s former, albeit briefly Secretary of State. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_...
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Robert Bacon - Wikipedia
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Paul Moehringer @pmoehringer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If Jim Ross is the announcer, Slobberknocker is allowed to be said up to four times.
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Paul Moehringer @pmoehringer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The schools could consolidate conference footprints and save tens of millions in travel expense. You’d have closer road games so attendance would increase as well. The TV money would be more evenly distributed. But they don’t want to do that. They just want the athletes to make less.
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Nathan 🎃 @never-say-die.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Bro, the Pope sent the White Sox letter, they’re going to the World Series.
Letter: 

To Jerry Reinsdorf
Chairman of the Chicago White Sox
was pleased to receive the kind letter that you sent following the game that took place at Rate Field on August 11, 2026. I am most grateful for this thoughtful gesture.
As I have noted,
"sport can truly become a school of life,
where all can learn that abundance does not come from victory at any cost, but from sharing, from respecting others and from the joy of walking together" (Letter Life in Abundance, 6 February
2026).
In this spirit, it is my hope that the White Sox will
continue to foster
bonds of friendship
and solidarity among
people, and thus bear hopeful witness to the possibility of living and working together in peace.
With
these sentiments, I willingly invoke the Almighty's
abundant blessings upon you and your loved ones.
From the Vatican, 9 September 2026
Pope Leo XIV
The Pope wearing a Chicago White Sox hat
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Nathan Kalman-Lamb @nkalamb.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Exceptional solidarity from ASU hockey players who have demanded their coach be placed on leave for essentially overseeing the murder of their teammate and have disputed the university’s findings. www.nytimes.com/athletic/764...
Seven Arizona State men’s hockey players asked the university’s president to place the Sun Devils’ coaching staff on administrative leave pending further investigation into the workout that left sophomore transfer Matthew Mayich on life support.

In a 26-page letter sent to ASU president Michael Crow on Monday and obtained by The Athletic, the players disputed numerous findings from the university’s initial review of the Aug. 20 workout, writing that Mayich did not receive water and was provided inadequate medical care after his collapse.
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Paul Moehringer @pmoehringer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I’ve never understood the mentality of coaches who try to cap or limit water breaks. I don’t think it makes them any tougher, but it sure as hell makes them more likely to sustain an injury. And if you’re bragging that you’ve seen heatstroke before, that means you’re pushing your players too hard.
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Paul Moehringer @pmoehringer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Tell me who Drake Maye has to throw the ball to right now. Last year, they were realistically a 10-7 team who lucked out with the easiest schedule in the NFL. Now, they’ve already run into injury issues, and they’re not going to be playing a 10+ loss team every other week.
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Paul Moehringer @pmoehringer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Paul Moehringer @pmoehringer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Bortles Blake Bortles
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Paul Moehringer @pmoehringer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This isn’t even news. Finebaum’s been beating this drum for over two years now.
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