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Just a chimp

@pmihc.bsky.social
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Northern Monkey, Funk Sheriff (trainee), "Not great, not terrible", #Doechii stan account, niche

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Just a chimp @pmihc.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Baby Gronk has no rizz
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Just a chimp @pmihc.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I was puzzled by George Harrison
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Just a chimp @pmihc.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I want to watch a film I've seen eleventy times before so it's comforting but also one I can't quite recall what happens in it
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Just a chimp @pmihc.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I'll stick to numbers, some people's bingo cards sound weird
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Just a chimp @pmihc.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The Pope's servers have to be holy water cooled
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Just a chimp @pmihc.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
There's lots of questions I'd like any Pope to answer but I now really want to know the answer to "How many local models do you run?" What's he got cooking on his racks behind that balcony?
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Just a chimp @pmihc.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Living the dream
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Just a chimp @pmihc.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Ooh, if you're claiming U2 from that I'm going to have 5ive
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Just a chimp @pmihc.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
youtube.com/watch?v=MtsB...
youtube.com
Vic and Bob's rock and roll
YouTube video by tawitface
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Just a chimp @pmihc.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Nodded off in the chair and then woke up abruptly after dreaming that Danny Dyer was PM who said things like "What's your industrial strategy you slag?*
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Just a chimp @pmihc.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Nothing will top that exchange over Christmas lights though
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Just a chimp @pmihc.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Like a fire damaged sex doll
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Just a chimp @pmihc.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The rest of the call sending GIFs about that prick in another chat
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WHAT A FUCKING RECORD @whatafuckingrecord.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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ALL SAINTS BLACK COFFEE
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WHAT A FUCKING RECORD @whatafuckingrecord.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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LL COOL J MAMA SAID KNOCK YOU OUT
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Just a chimp @pmihc.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"I’m keen to ensure we are all aligned.." - is possibly one of the most "I used AI to write this" statements ever. And I am sick of seeing it 17 times a day
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Just a chimp @pmihc.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
But enough about me, what's the game got?
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Just a chimp @pmihc.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I watched this yesterday!!! I am now worried you were in my flat or have access to my HBO max history
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Just a chimp @pmihc.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I think they both just felt like dancing whilst having their lunch in the cafeteria at the music factory
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Just a chimp @pmihc.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Good luck!! Getting a new job is a job in itself
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Just a chimp @pmihc.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
With nearly the entire history of film at my finger tips, I've picked a Statham film to wind down this weekend. And I've seen it before
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Just a chimp @pmihc.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It's pretty much all I've been doing this weekend, there's a few hours left and I'm definitely planning on having some more very bad food
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Just a chimp @pmihc.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Not only is the comment disgusting, the way migration and asylum are used interchangeably is also disgusting
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Just a chimp @pmihc.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I'm glad you went for blue steel and not magnum
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Just a chimp @pmihc.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
There's no way even some of the MPs would recognise themselves
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Just a chimp @pmihc.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I got 1s,2s and 3s then got lucky with some of them and got 16! MP Chain 🏛️ I recognised 1️⃣6️⃣ MPs in a row. How long is your chain? toys.jamesomalley.co.uk/mpchain/
toys.jamesomalley.co.uk
MP Chain — How many MPs can you recognise?
Pick the named MP from two portraits. One wrong answer ends your chain.
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Just a chimp @pmihc.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Don't let the FBI near it
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Just a chimp @pmihc.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I saw a sign with "No vehicular access" on recently, I can only see this word the way John Travolta says "vehhhiiirrcle" in Pulp Fiction
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Just a chimp @pmihc.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
There's been about 18 days the week
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Just a chimp @pmihc.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Noooo! Gutted, this hurts more than the bone on bone in my knees
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Just a chimp @pmihc.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Numbers no longer convey the passage of time well enough
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Just a chimp @pmihc.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Man down deserved more love, probably more laugh out loud moments than most longer running shows
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Just a chimp @pmihc.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Very much looking forward to this youtu.be/dIBNCBAzBos?...
youtu.be
Norm: The Tale of Norm Macdonald | Official Trailer | Netflix
YouTube video by Netflix
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Just a chimp @pmihc.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Hidden figures is on film four nearly as many times as hot fuzz is on ITV2, and I watch it every time
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Just a chimp @pmihc.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Just a chimp @pmihc.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This is what Ali G looks like now...
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Just a chimp @pmihc.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I started to imagine a pile of clothes neatly stacked on the beach, and now I can't shift the image of this cow dressed for the office, and now I want to see fields of cows in suits with briefcases
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Just a chimp @pmihc.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
This is probably only the 8th maddest tweet I've read in the last hour
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Just a chimp @pmihc.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
See what I mean...
Screenshot of Reacher holding an ickle babby kitten whilst in a car with two police that are investigating a series of strange events in typical Reacher fashion
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Just a chimp @pmihc.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Reacher S4 is ticking all the boxes
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Just a chimp @pmihc.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Few things are better than being pissed up in the bath
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Just a chimp @pmihc.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Photo of Jocky Wilson. Referencing that humorous incident on Top of the pops
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WHAT A FUCKING RECORD @whatafuckingrecord.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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COCTEAU TWINS HEAVEN OR LAS VEGAS
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Just a chimp @pmihc.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
They'd break swimming records getting out of the pool
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Just a chimp @pmihc.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Let's really go for it and have the swimming and diving there too
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Just a chimp @pmihc.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I've had too many fruit fly infestations, manage to get rid of one lot then then a few days later my kitchen is swarming again
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Just a chimp @pmihc.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
youtu.be/FWfOMeLk6m0?...
youtu.be
Idiocracy - Ow my balls!
YouTube video by Aladeen and aladeen
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Just a chimp @pmihc.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I wish "based on a true story" films gave a percentage of how true they are
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Just a chimp @pmihc.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Or was more of an Exodus than a ghost
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WHAT A FUCKING RECORD @whatafuckingrecord.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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ENDTRODUCING DJ SHADOW
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