Just a chimp @pmihc.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I want to watch a film I've seen eleventy times before so it's comforting but also one I can't quite recall what happens in it 010
Just a chimp @pmihc.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I'll stick to numbers, some people's bingo cards sound weird 020
Just a chimp @pmihc.bsky.social · 03/10/2026There's lots of questions I'd like any Pope to answer but I now really want to know the answer to "How many local models do you run?" What's he got cooking on his racks behind that balcony? 010
Just a chimp @pmihc.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Ooh, if you're claiming U2 from that I'm going to have 5ive 010
Just a chimp @pmihc.bsky.social · 03/10/2026youtube.com/watch?v=MtsB...youtube.comVic and Bob's rock and rollYouTube video by tawitface 000
Just a chimp @pmihc.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Nodded off in the chair and then woke up abruptly after dreaming that Danny Dyer was PM who said things like "What's your industrial strategy you slag?* 000
Just a chimp @pmihc.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Nothing will top that exchange over Christmas lights though 170
Just a chimp @pmihc.bsky.social · 02/10/2026The rest of the call sending GIFs about that prick in another chat 000
Just a chimp @pmihc.bsky.social · 30/09/2026"I’m keen to ensure we are all aligned.." - is possibly one of the most "I used AI to write this" statements ever. And I am sick of seeing it 17 times a day 010
Just a chimp @pmihc.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I watched this yesterday!!! I am now worried you were in my flat or have access to my HBO max history 000
Just a chimp @pmihc.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I think they both just felt like dancing whilst having their lunch in the cafeteria at the music factory 110
Just a chimp @pmihc.bsky.social · 27/09/2026With nearly the entire history of film at my finger tips, I've picked a Statham film to wind down this weekend. And I've seen it before 000
Just a chimp @pmihc.bsky.social · 27/09/2026It's pretty much all I've been doing this weekend, there's a few hours left and I'm definitely planning on having some more very bad food 010
Just a chimp @pmihc.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Not only is the comment disgusting, the way migration and asylum are used interchangeably is also disgusting 040
Just a chimp @pmihc.bsky.social · 25/09/2026There's no way even some of the MPs would recognise themselves 020
Just a chimp @pmihc.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I got 1s,2s and 3s then got lucky with some of them and got 16! MP Chain 🏛️ I recognised 1️⃣6️⃣ MPs in a row. How long is your chain? toys.jamesomalley.co.uk/mpchain/toys.jamesomalley.co.ukMP Chain — How many MPs can you recognise?Pick the named MP from two portraits. One wrong answer ends your chain. 030
Just a chimp @pmihc.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I saw a sign with "No vehicular access" on recently, I can only see this word the way John Travolta says "vehhhiiirrcle" in Pulp Fiction 110
Just a chimp @pmihc.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Noooo! Gutted, this hurts more than the bone on bone in my knees 030
Just a chimp @pmihc.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Numbers no longer convey the passage of time well enough 020
Just a chimp @pmihc.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Man down deserved more love, probably more laugh out loud moments than most longer running shows 010
Just a chimp @pmihc.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Very much looking forward to this youtu.be/dIBNCBAzBos?...youtu.beNorm: The Tale of Norm Macdonald | Official Trailer | NetflixYouTube video by Netflix 000
Just a chimp @pmihc.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Hidden figures is on film four nearly as many times as hot fuzz is on ITV2, and I watch it every time 000
Just a chimp @pmihc.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I started to imagine a pile of clothes neatly stacked on the beach, and now I can't shift the image of this cow dressed for the office, and now I want to see fields of cows in suits with briefcases 030
Just a chimp @pmihc.bsky.social · 20/09/2026This is probably only the 8th maddest tweet I've read in the last hour 030
Just a chimp @pmihc.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Few things are better than being pissed up in the bath 010
Just a chimp @pmihc.bsky.social · 17/09/2026They'd break swimming records getting out of the pool 010
Just a chimp @pmihc.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Let's really go for it and have the swimming and diving there too 110
Just a chimp @pmihc.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I've had too many fruit fly infestations, manage to get rid of one lot then then a few days later my kitchen is swarming again 000
Just a chimp @pmihc.bsky.social · 16/09/2026youtu.be/FWfOMeLk6m0?...youtu.beIdiocracy - Ow my balls!YouTube video by Aladeen and aladeen 010
Just a chimp @pmihc.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I wish "based on a true story" films gave a percentage of how true they are 000