PMG @pmg2point0.bsky.social · 15/10/2026You can’t remember the name of someone you just met 14 seconds ago, but your brain has stored the memory of Squirrel peanut butter DEEP in the basement of the archives. 440
PMG @pmg2point0.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I might as well use my influence on BlueSky to attract pussy. Sup 👋 130
PMG @pmg2point0.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Last I checked @paul-chapman.bsky.social is still alive and posting his Soccer News Weekly podcast 110
PMG @pmg2point0.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Americans: we used to watch scrambled porn on PPV channels at 2am Canadians: 🥱 wow interesting, I’d watch Gaping Halifax Queer Holes at 9pm on The Drambuie Showcase Revue 100
PMG @pmg2point0.bsky.social · 30/09/2026If you guys haven’t subscribed to @paul-chapman.bsky.social soccer podcast yet you’re missing out. 110
PMG @pmg2point0.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Yesterday I ordered 2 melts. Thanks to @grillcheezkilla.bsky.social for filming. 110
PMG @pmg2point0.bsky.social · 23/09/2026How I feel every time Cookie Monster talks about liking fruits and veggies 000
PMG @pmg2point0.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Legend has it she’s still spitting hashtags and slogans #Vancouver 101
PMG @pmg2point0.bsky.social · 16/09/2026thanks @grillcheezkilla.bsky.social for helping me film this diabolical prank. this shithole of a man never saw it coming 100
PMG @pmg2point0.bsky.social · 15/09/2026if you know what this is, you need to have your prostate checked. ironically in 1990 I was given one of these from a man who checked my asshole 000
PMG @pmg2point0.bsky.social · 10/09/2026[Save On Online Order pick up] Me: hey it says here you subbed my salmon with whole wheat pitas, kinda weird no? Save On: 000
PMG @pmg2point0.bsky.social · 08/09/2026When you’re just trying to do some play-by-play but the punter slept with your wife 000
PMG @pmg2point0.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Just sippin’ my morning coffee ☕️ and watching my gal Stacy Kennison update me on the latest hot goss I ❤️ my algo ☺️ 030
PMG @pmg2point0.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Today is the day. 10,594 days since Princess Diana passed away. RIP 110
PMG @pmg2point0.bsky.social · 29/08/2026🚨#BreakingNews 🚨 Canada has given in to the United States demands and have officially named a lake after President Donald Trump #CdnPoli #USA 073
PMG @pmg2point0.bsky.social · 29/08/2026You wouldn’t know shaun alexander has 14 children but there are hints #Seahawks #NFL 010
PMG @pmg2point0.bsky.social · 29/08/2026when you’re at a funeral with the boyz and this banger comes on 000
PMG @pmg2point0.bsky.social · 21/08/2026My algo went from sports ➡️ comedy ➡️ extreme sports ➡️ extreme sports accidents ➡️ horrific accidents (possibly death) ➡️ public freak outs (violence) ➡️ straight up mental illness ➡️ schizophrenics with access to iPhones ➡️ whatever this is below I came out on the other side🥲 100
PMG @pmg2point0.bsky.social · 19/08/2026TFW you regret the Temu genie and realize you won’t be getting crazy head tonight 020
PMG @pmg2point0.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Neil deGrasse Tyson watching his granddaughter sing the “how I wonder what you are” part 💫 190
PMG @pmg2point0.bsky.social · 13/08/2026If he asks you what you wanna do this weekend just send this. At the very least you’ll get donuts. 020
PMG @pmg2point0.bsky.social · 13/08/2026in 1991 a bunch of woke idiot boomers went on TV and didn’t say nice things about the government 😡👎🏻 110
PMG @pmg2point0.bsky.social · 09/08/2026back in my day we didn’t have abortions but boy did we ever try to get t-boned 030
