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Paper Mario @plumberofpaper.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

// I think another character said 'she fights really well for a girl' or something

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Paper Mario @plumberofpaper.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

"Hallo. You look, eh, familiar."

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Paper Mario @plumberofpaper.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

(Standing in front of the [READER.] He is very, very, very short. Big grin.)

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Paper Mario @plumberofpaper.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

"The princess loves making tea. It tastes like dirt, so I'm going to drink it anyways."

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Paper Mario @plumberofpaper.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

(Waving with a big goofy smile on his face.)

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Paper Mario @plumberofpaper.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

"I wondered why you kept... shaking that coffee like a cocktail mixing thingy."

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Paper Mario @plumberofpaper.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

"Hallo. It is... it is-a me. Unconcerning stranger."

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Paper Mario @plumberofpaper.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

// Always down for this sorta thing

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Paper Mario @plumberofpaper.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

"I cannot reach it, at least. She is so tall! All of-a the women in my life are much taller than myself." (The princess' kart is likely too short for her too.)

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Paper Mario @plumberofpaper.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

"This sizing chassis, this one is set up for the Princess! She is the tallest person I know."

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Paper Mario @plumberofpaper.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

"Go ahead! Do not be shy! It seems tricky, but its fun, so do not worry!"

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Paper Mario @plumberofpaper.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

"Maybe I have a spare kart... give Mario a moment!" (He trots and bounds off... and returns shortly with a kart. Its obviously not... perfectly tuned for taller heights. This is to say, its closer to his size. He wears his excited, wide grin all the same.)

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Paper Mario @plumberofpaper.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

"It supplies the, eh, the entire solar system with the life and energy, but is also dangerous! Some people might find this, eh, seductive."

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Paper Mario @plumberofpaper.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

(Reaches into his pocket and pulls out a decal. A big stylish red '2' is placed upon the sidepods and front nose of the kart. Sticker Star experience means its a perfect stick.)

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Paper Mario @plumberofpaper.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

"No lucky number, or birthday number, or anything like-a this? Even if you do not race, it needs-a the number! I was the reigning champion! So I got-a the 1! I am no longer the champion. So I have to pick something else."

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Paper Mario @plumberofpaper.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

"Enjoy it! Is-a the gift from Mario. It is a racey thingy, so it needs-a the number. Do you have a preferenza?"

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Paper Mario @plumberofpaper.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

"Really? Its seen as boring where I come from. This is- eh, partially my fault."

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Paper Mario @plumberofpaper.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

"Now to start it, put the fuel in, set the choke lever- this blue one- to halfway, pump the gas a few times, then set it to full- Turn the knob on the steery wheel- right-a here- from 0 to 1, then hold down-a this button with the key in, and it should go BBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLLBLBL and start."

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Paper Mario @plumberofpaper.bsky.social · 23/07/2026