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Plum Island Dad

@plum-island-dad.bsky.social
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Dad jokes, satire, humor...and that's just on Monday.

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Plum Island Dad @plum-island-dad.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
Imagine how small you have to be... #trump
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Plum Island Dad @plum-island-dad.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
What a terrible Friday. I woke up...and so did Trump. #trump #donaldtrump #trumppdffile #maga #politics #democrats #liberals
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Plum Island Dad @plum-island-dad.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
New character reveal for spin off of Handmaid's Tale. #trump #handmaidstale #gilead #humor #parody #donaldtrump #maga #democrats
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Plum Island Dad @plum-island-dad.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
When they ask me if I'm a morning person
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Plum Island Dad @plum-island-dad.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
While Trump is decorating the White House like a Middle Eastern palace, JD Vance enjoys more simple pleasures. #jdvance #vance #vicepresident #dadjoke #politicalhumor #adulthumor #iykyk
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Plum Island Dad @plum-island-dad.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
Binge watched the first season of one of the best shows I've seen in years today. It ended on the most epic cliffhanger I've ever seen. #dadjoke
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Plum Island Dad @plum-island-dad.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
#cursedhumor #cursed
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Plum Island Dad @plum-island-dad.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
#stupidhumor #dadjoke #cursed
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Plum Island Dad @plum-island-dad.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
While sharing humor hides my pain, sitting with nature shows me peace. I needed this. #nature #joy #pain #solitude #sunset
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Plum Island Dad @plum-island-dad.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
Remember. All mothers are veterans of giving birth. Next time you see one, thank them for their cervix. #dadjokes
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Plum Island Dad @plum-island-dad.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
DOJ Query be like: SELECT * FROM Maxwell WHERE abuser.party NOT LIKE '%Republican%' AND abuser.name NOT LIKE '%Donald Trump%';
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Plum Island Dad @plum-island-dad.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
Struggles of a nerd
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Plum Island Dad @plum-island-dad.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
No words needed. Just put it all together. #trump #epstein #politicalhumor #darkhumor
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Plum Island Dad @plum-island-dad.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
#dadjoke #thatsaboutright #humor
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Plum Island Dad @plum-island-dad.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
Uh. I think you took the movie concept art too literally. #dadjoke #artfail
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Plum Island Dad @plum-island-dad.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
#dadjokes #humor #eyeroll
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Plum Island Dad @plum-island-dad.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
I told a dad, joke. So, he did.
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Plum Island Dad @plum-island-dad.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
JD Vance's wife refused to be intimate with him after their public argument went viral, so he slept wit...on the couch. The couch really cushioned the blow. #dadjokes #politicalhumor
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Plum Island Dad @plum-island-dad.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
My friend's company makes sandpaper. His job can be rough. #dadjokes
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Plum Island Dad @plum-island-dad.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
Due to lack of funding, this is the new Iron Man.
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Plum Island Dad @plum-island-dad.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
DinoThor
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Plum Island Dad @plum-island-dad.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
I made a Dad joke today. He didn't appreciate me making him do it.
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