Calorie Connoisseur @plokishmok3.bsky.social · 7hThere may be no better gainer scenario than a strict, marathon-running, calorie-counting health nut getting corrupted and gorging their way to a slobbish, greasy 600 lbs of fast food, junk food, lard-guzzling couch potato... 27014
Calorie Connoisseur @plokishmok3.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Lazy executives letting the AI run operations at their food production plant, not realizing that it had determined the best way to boost profits was to add incredible addictive (and not yet illegal) additives that would soon permanently raise the global average BMI by +10 points 26814
Calorie Connoisseur @plokishmok3.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Aspiring coyote gainer choosing to join the Bear Binger Brigade group so that he'd be around a lot of BIG (ursine) influences to push him to eat more, gain more, grow more... 0533
Calorie Connoisseur @plokishmok3.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Noticing your BF checking his watch as you stifle a belch from that delicious choco-mint milkshake he just made for you... ...Only for your body to suddenly EXPLODE forth with 400 lbs of blubber, tearing through your clothes & causing the couch to bend beneath your new blubber 210712
Calorie Connoisseur @plokishmok3.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Sitting down for another movie night, your sweatshirt feeling tighter than normal with your new BF carrying in an entire sheet of brownies. In that moment you realize you don't actually *remember your movie nights before turning to see the spiral on the TV and your belly rumble 09914
Calorie Connoisseur @plokishmok3.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Corrupt Fast Food chain that buys up all the "healthy" chains, restaurants & grocery stores in the area, creating an intentional food desert to force the populace to gorge on their greasy, nutrient-deficient, low quality food to keep them fat, docile & permanently hungry for more 312733
Calorie Connoisseur @plokishmok3.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Normalize corrupting your friends to gain with you Normalize pushing extra burgers on your twink friends Normalize leaving extra pizza at their apts as temptation Normalize sneaking gainer powder into their smoothies Normalize lying to them about the weight they put on 114824
Calorie Connoisseur @plokishmok3.bsky.social · 18/08/2026That moment you start adjusting the sliders of your VTuber Avatar, finding it funny when you make their waistline XXXL with a matching gut and thunder thighs, not noticing your own rump swelling beneath you to match... 09014
Calorie Connoisseur @plokishmok3.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Not realizing your magical BF has been slowly reality altering your waistline 1" wider every day. Being nonethewiser as you "go" from M->L->XL->->->XXXL with conveniently wide(r) doorways, reinforced furniture, and a societal normalization of eating family sized meals solo... 212426
Calorie Connoisseur @plokishmok3.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Introducing your trim, meek vegan BF to the greasiest, sloppiest, lowest quality fast food burgers and watching them instantly get hooked and gorge their way to a slovenly, blubbery, hedonistic 600 lbs of sweat, grease, and cellulite... 1718
Calorie Connoisseur @plokishmok3.bsky.social · 27/07/2026The engineer letting the AI go rogue by forcibly tube feeding all the crew members until they were 700 lb wobbling mounds of adipose because they were the one that had programmed the secret "chub-ifiy the crew" processes into the base-code in the first place... 312522
Calorie Connoisseur @plokishmok3.bsky.social · 20/07/2026The moment of shock when you see your BF suddenly bloated up 400 lbs, tearing through their once-baggy now crop-top t shirt after pranking them by sneaking off-brand "gainer" powder into their milkshake that you had ordered from a sketchy pop-up ad: Guess it wasn't a scam... 07610
Calorie Connoisseur @plokishmok3.bsky.social · 13/07/2026Mood: Distracted Employment Gains Being worked so hard at the understaffed burger joint that you don't have time to notice all those mid-shift burger "snacks" and grazing of fries as has packed an extra 75 lbs on your frame in just a few short months... 2909
Calorie Connoisseur @plokishmok3.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Groaning as your roommate pushes another burger on you, the double frozen patties, congealed American cheese & crushed sesame bun still technically edible even days after the holiday cookout. "Accidentally" making 200 burgers for 4 people was looking more & more intentional... 19312
Calorie Connoisseur @plokishmok3.bsky.social · 30/06/2026As the weeks go by, the owner of the new bakery down the street watching your trim frame bloat out, soon sporting a thick paunch fueled by your new quadruple chocolate brownies, a double chin manifested by your penchant for lemon tarts & double wide hips from cookie raids... 115829
Calorie Connoisseur @plokishmok3.bsky.social · 25/06/2026YOU CAN ALWAYS GET FATTER YOU CAN ALWAYS GET HEAVIER YOU CAN ALWAYS GET FLABBIER YOU CAN ALWAYS GET SOFTER YOU CAN ALWAYS GET BIGGER YOU CAN ALWAYS GET MEATIER 429351
Calorie Connoisseur @plokishmok3.bsky.social · 18/06/2026That first morning that you felt the excess weight of your pillow-sized moobs on your lungs and the crushing mass of your boulder gut as you tried to sit up, only to feel your bloated arms & legs struggle against their own flabby exteriors: You were officially immobile. 110712
Calorie Connoisseur @plokishmok3.bsky.social · 18/06/2026Sitting next to your 6'8", 700 lb BF, his smacking lips prompting to a shower of crumbs and saliva to rain down on your as he gorges on an entire sheet pan of brownies... one that you had made for him cause you loved watching his monstrous appetite, and body, continue to grow... 0544
Calorie Connoisseur @plokishmok3.bsky.social · 01/06/2026Thin, scrawny twink BFs that get the fast food indulgence itch and while you could say their growing addiction to doubled battered fries and triple stacked burgers was getting out of hand, you loved seeing their frame fill out with curves, growing wide, soft, & doughy... 07013
Calorie Connoisseur @plokishmok3.bsky.social · 25/05/2026Gaining isn't JUST about getting heavier, it's about TAKING UP MORE SPACE. Become wide & force others to make wide births around your triple wide hips on the sidewalk, become bulbous such that your rump stretches across 2 diner stools, 3 plane seats & an entire bench width... 010210
Calorie Connoisseur @plokishmok3.bsky.social · 19/05/2026Sometimes to get your lanky, health-nut BF off your back about your widening waistline is to forcibly addict them to grease and lard through high-octane subliminal messages in their workout music, such that THEY start packing on pounds faster than you... 17410
Calorie Connoisseur @plokishmok3.bsky.social · 12/05/2026Burger Palace lobbying the government to delist "food addiction" as a real thing... ...10 years later, it is commonly accepted that the "joy" derived from gorging on 3 triple-cheeseburgers is the as natural and "healthy" as the endorphin rush after a run... 312733
Calorie Connoisseur @plokishmok3.bsky.social · 04/05/2026Bringing your 600 lb BF a 2nd plate of brownies, sliding them next to his gaming station as he belches & keeps tapping his plump paws on the keyboard. Sure, a year ago he was a D1 college runner, a speed specialist, but unlocking someone's true gluttonous self was YOUR specialty... 013619
Calorie Connoisseur @plokishmok3.bsky.social · 27/04/2026A company who is intentionally trying to fatten up their employees, systematically upsizing the office workers' chairs so that they don't notice that their widening, 3XXL rumps are filling out industrial size chairs... 520533
Calorie Connoisseur @plokishmok3.bsky.social · 20/04/2026Whether you partake in the holiday or not, your goal today should be to EAT AS MUCH AS YOU CAN, DON'T HOLD BACK JUST EAT JUST CONSUME JUST GORGE TO SNACK JUST BINGE JUST STUFF JUST GLUT JUST KEEP EATING... 111114
Calorie Connoisseur @plokishmok3.bsky.social · 13/04/2026Nervous wolf fattening up his coyote BF so his meatier limbs, wider hips, thicker torso, and bloated muzzle make him look more like a wolf himself in preparation to meet the family, only to realize they're totally and completely accepting. Oops, guess his BF is a chubbo now... 212212
Calorie Connoisseur @plokishmok3.bsky.social · 06/04/2026The nice thing about a Type A BF is that they're really organized and on top of things. The bad thing is if they're a feeder they'll stop at nothing until you're a 750 lb wobbling ball of cellulite-riddled, useless blubber... ...actually no, that's still a good thing... 18911
Calorie Connoisseur @plokishmok3.bsky.social · 30/03/2026Reality altering your abs into a potbelly Reality altering your pecs into flabby moobs Reality altering your glutes into triple wide hips Reality altering your quads into thunder thighs Reality altering your jawline into 3x-chinned doughiness 228951
Calorie Connoisseur @plokishmok3.bsky.social · 23/03/2026You're meant to be fat You're meant to be bulbous You're meant to be heavy You're meant to be sweaty You're meant to be gargantuan You're meant to be jiggly You're meant to be pillowy mound of cellulite-riddled blubber, so keep eating until you achieve self-actualization... 6473106
Calorie Connoisseur @plokishmok3.bsky.social · 16/03/2026Feeling the weighty sway of your triple-wide hips, the heavy slap of your apron-gut on your thighs, the bounce of your pillowy moobs against your belly, the wobble of your love handles, & the jostle of your thick, chipmunk cheeks as you waddle to the kitchen for another snack... 324343
Calorie Connoisseur @plokishmok3.bsky.social · 09/03/2026Not reading the clause in your contract at the bakery stating that you are REQUIRED to pack on 200 lbs to have exude the "jolly" aesthetic they require. And if you don't, they'll take on that "job training" themselves, forcing you to eat cake batter until you're "in compliance". 618027
Calorie Connoisseur @plokishmok3.bsky.social · 02/03/2026The desire to be fattened up like livestock by your BF: -Your "job" is to feed from a trough -As your limbs bloat and become engorged, your BF taking your measurements like a prized hog prepping for the county fair -Collar with a bell growing tight around your thickening neck 523236
Calorie Connoisseur @plokishmok3.bsky.social · 23/02/2026Feeling the bulk of your 600 lb frame literally weighing you down, that bulbous mass making your movements cumbersome & slow, the soft layers of adipose jostling & wobbling with discordant momentums that throw off your balance and coordination. Man, you've gotten out of shape... 621935
Calorie Connoisseur @plokishmok3.bsky.social · 16/02/2026Your goal should be to make your favorite XXL baggy lounge shirt into a crop top that barely fits over your pillow-sized moobs and bean-bag chair of a gut... 214023
Calorie Connoisseur @plokishmok3.bsky.social · 09/02/2026With each pound you gain, your personal assistant AI, now with AccuracyBoost(TM) systematically going back through all your photos, social media posts, and bank statements to retroactively "correct the record" so you've always been a greedy, gluttonous wideload... 27510
Calorie Connoisseur @plokishmok3.bsky.social · 03/02/2026Pseudo-Rogue Ship AI systematically isolating each crew member, stuffing a feeding tube down their throat, and forcibly fattening them up until they tear through their "one size fits all" jumpsuits to prove a point that one size does not fit ALL THAT BLUBBER... 37715
Calorie Connoisseur @plokishmok3.bsky.social · 26/01/2026Implanting that "GREED" chip into your lithe coyote BF's skull and watching as they glut and gorge their way up to 500 lbs with a bloated muzzle, thickened limbs and wide, bottom heavy waist that makes them look more like an overfed wolf compared to their former unaltered self... 010513
Calorie Connoisseur @plokishmok3.bsky.social · 19/01/2026Knowing you shouldn't go back for 4ths at the buffet, that you already had downed 5000 cals, that you were perspiring from meat sweats, that your belt was already straining around your swollen middle, but one more round of ribs and mac and cheese would, *hic, hit the spot... 19111
Calorie Connoisseur @plokishmok3.bsky.social · 12/01/2026Reality altering 5 lbs onto your BF everyday, watching his twink frame fills out with rounded hips, abs puffing out into a paunch & skinny pecs swelling into a set of moobs. You enjoy seeing the "changes" the rest of the world just accepts he's always been 150...250...350 lbs... 318828
Calorie Connoisseur @plokishmok3.bsky.social · 05/01/2026EAT MORE GAIN MORE GET BIGGER GET FATTER GET FLABBIER MASS IS MORAL GIRTH IS GODLY GIVE INTO THE GAINER PROPAGANDA UNTIL YOU ARE HEAVY, SWEATY, AND IMMOBILE 943078
Calorie Connoisseur @plokishmok3.bsky.social · 30/12/2025Pledging to expand your horizons in the new year a little to close to your AI assistant, who takes the phrase literally, and begins a rigorous, meticulous, and calculated plan to make sure you fatten up 250 lbs by the time snow falls next winter... 08011
Calorie Connoisseur @plokishmok3.bsky.social · 22/12/2025Fox knowing that after he visits his bear BF's family for the holidays he's gonna come back 25-50 lbs heavier from all the honey laced goods, constant food pushing, and LARGE expectations for portions paired with a family rule of "clean your plate"... 08514
Calorie Connoisseur @plokishmok3.bsky.social · 15/12/2025>Saying nothing when you notice your BF baking on weight. >Acting oblivious when their new paunch pokes out from their shirts. >Being naive when they get winded walking up stairs. >Playing dumb when can't see the scale anymore. Gaslighting them into eating and gaining more. 516123
Calorie Connoisseur @plokishmok3.bsky.social · 09/12/2025Bakery with body weight-exclusive goods: the TRULY decadent, gut busting morsels. Unless you're 550 lbs, stretching an XXL shirt & wheezing just from going up to the counter, you don't get to buy the 5-layer brownie tarts, the sugar-saturated cookie melts, or choco-dog rolls... 413015
Calorie Connoisseur @plokishmok3.bsky.social · 01/12/2025"Accidentally" leaving the remote to the feeding tube out of reach. "Accidentally" putting trace amounts of melatonin in the lard slurry to put you into a food coma while you continue to be stuffed with lard. "Accidentally" waking up 3 days later and 400 lbs heavier... 214929
Calorie Connoisseur @plokishmok3.bsky.social · 24/11/2025Deciding NOT to fix the glitch in your AI assistant at work as they constantly push more and more snacks and luxurious food on you, forcing you to indulge and plump out into the corporate fat cat physique that a business titan like you should have had a long time ago... 19013
Calorie Connoisseur @plokishmok3.bsky.social · 19/11/2025Sick of being put on patrol duty, Nick Wilde intentionally gorges on break room donuts and whole-milk laced coffee at the station until his 550 lbs and too fat to run anymore, relegating him to desk duty and even closer to his fattening temptations... 1867
Calorie Connoisseur @plokishmok3.bsky.social · 10/11/2025When all of your friends decide you would look better as a 600 lb flabby behemoth rather than your lithe 120 lb self, so they set about systematically addicting you to fast food, sneaking gainer powder into your meals & directly stuffing your maw until you're too fat to move... 419031
Calorie Connoisseur @plokishmok3.bsky.social · 03/11/2025Wheezing as you slowly waddle down the hall, sweat dripping from your brow and legs barely moving more than a shuffle to lug your 850 lb frame from bedroom to the kitchen where you're BF has been preparing yet another gut busting 15k cal breakfast to keep you growing ever bigger. 09711
Calorie Connoisseur @plokishmok3.bsky.social · 01/11/2025Encourage your BF to eat more. Encourage him to overindulge. Encourage him to keep eating even when he is full. Encourage him to let you stuff food into his maw if he won't do it himself. Encourage him to let you install a feeder hose into his maw so he'll ALWAYS be consuming. 121941