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Christopher Plessinger

@plessinger.com
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Grandson of an original anti-fascist. Dad; hockey, futball, genealogy. 20 years in I.T. Citrix: CCIA, CCE-V, CCP-AppDS VMware: VCP-DCV 2024, VCP-DM 2023 CompTIA: Linux+, Security+, Network+, A+ Born 332.03ppm CO2 Tinkerin' and posting from Texas, USA

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Christopher Plessinger @plessinger.com · 29/09/2026
Proof these former knuckle draggers have no sense of history of fashion. Joey, did you never, ever see what horrible sports coats Howard Cosell used to wear in the 1970s? Did you raid his casket? Seriously, will women fuck a man dressed like this?
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Christopher Plessinger @plessinger.com · 27/09/2026
There is no daylight between MAGA Republican and Republican. I'm sorry but whoever made this graphic can get fucked.
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Christopher Plessinger @plessinger.com · 20/09/2026
The only reason to have snipers and drones on or around it is if you intend to use it on Americans.
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Christopher Plessinger @plessinger.com · 16/09/2026
Highest I've ever seen it in San Antonio.
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Christopher Plessinger @plessinger.com · 14/09/2026
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Christopher Plessinger @plessinger.com · 12/09/2026
Lol. Followup. The shoes are now lower but still overpriced at $24.99. Look at how fucked that leather is. ::smh::
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Christopher Plessinger @plessinger.com · 12/09/2026
I'm disappointed in Mamdani for being cordial to Guiliani or any of the other post 9/11 mayors that preceded him considering the recently disclosed coverup. I remember Obama giving serious side eye to Putin one time. You don't have to be cordial to people who are anathema to good government.
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Christopher Plessinger @plessinger.com · 25/08/2026
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Christopher Plessinger @plessinger.com · 18/08/2026
I'll say this again for emptywheel: Fuck Jared Polis.
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Christopher Plessinger @plessinger.com · 11/08/2026
...how Trump actually left Türkiye.
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Christopher Plessinger @plessinger.com · 11/08/2026
...seems like someone needs to say it after the fuel shortages and Ukraine destroying their ability to get oil out of the ground... "The opportunity here is to bring them to their knees."
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Christopher Plessinger @plessinger.com · 09/08/2026
Try living it. You don't know whether to laugh or cry.
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Christopher Plessinger @plessinger.com · 29/07/2026
One of the greatest concerts I ever went to:
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Christopher Plessinger @plessinger.com · 26/07/2026
I always forget to take before pictures for the before and after part. Anyway, changed out my faucet. Yay me. (Better than the default Delta faucets that come in what passes for starter homes these days.)
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Christopher Plessinger @plessinger.com · 25/07/2026
The shrinkflation is strong with this one:
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Christopher Plessinger @plessinger.com · 21/07/2026
He forgot about the 156 civilian deaths, 120 of who were children. Wouldn't want him to not get credit for doing such a manly thing.
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Christopher Plessinger @plessinger.com · 21/07/2026
Fuck using Glassdoor again. For the Glassdoor that *I* knew, this is a conflict of interest:
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Christopher Plessinger @plessinger.com · 20/07/2026
What the hell is happening to music? These "songs" don't even break 3 minutes. It's every where. Even best new "artist" Olivia Dean. Advertisement jingles. They are as long as advertisement jingles.
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Christopher Plessinger @plessinger.com · 19/07/2026
Remember this: The Odyssey is more profitable than SpaceX.
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Christopher Plessinger @plessinger.com · 16/07/2026
You can hear more confessions of rape this weekend at Cap City Comedy club this weekend in Austin, TX.
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Christopher Plessinger @plessinger.com · 16/07/2026
He's playing at Cap City comedy club inn Austin this weekend.
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Christopher Plessinger @plessinger.com · 07/07/2026
I agree with Bibi. But I also think we shouldn't sell F-35s to Israel. For his same reason.
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Christopher Plessinger @plessinger.com · 06/07/2026
This is the lead headline on CNN right now. I'm done watching FIFA World Cup soccer. See you in 4 years.
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Christopher Plessinger @plessinger.com · 26/06/2026
The overlap of Mississippi to North Africa makes me better understand my time in Biloxi. "Man it's hot. It's like Africa hot. Tarzan couldn't take this kind of hot"
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Christopher Plessinger @plessinger.com · 21/06/2026
A toothbrush. Never ...your toothbrush.
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Christopher Plessinger @plessinger.com · 17/06/2026
SPF 3000:
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Christopher Plessinger @plessinger.com · 17/06/2026
San Antonio's former democratic Congressional Representative Julian Castro is on this fucking list. Un fucking believable.
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Christopher Plessinger @plessinger.com · 12/06/2026
Absolute fools.
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Christopher Plessinger @plessinger.com · 10/06/2026
Robinhood has this on every page in their app. Something must be happening.
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Christopher Plessinger @plessinger.com · 09/06/2026
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Christopher Plessinger @plessinger.com · 05/06/2026
People ask me what it's like living in Texas.
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Christopher Plessinger @plessinger.com · 04/06/2026
I just plotted my route home from Space Camp for Friday. To try to cope with the insane fuel costs, my route isn't from place to place; it's from Costco to Costco.
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Christopher Plessinger @plessinger.com · 02/06/2026
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Christopher Plessinger @plessinger.com · 28/05/2026
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Christopher Plessinger @plessinger.com · 21/05/2026
Drop someone with LONG HAIR
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Christopher Plessinger @plessinger.com · 18/05/2026
I didn't know what I really really wanted ...until I saw it. Lol #SpiceWorld #Playstation #Retrogaming
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Christopher Plessinger @plessinger.com · 13/05/2026
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Christopher Plessinger @plessinger.com · 11/05/2026
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Christopher Plessinger @plessinger.com · 10/05/2026
For the repo man, Mother's Day is just another day.
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Christopher Plessinger @plessinger.com · 10/05/2026
Half done. Blower motor replaced. The A/C blows cool. Now to just it all back together.
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Christopher Plessinger @plessinger.com · 10/05/2026
Me, after replacing the control blower control module and finding out that it wasn't going to just be that simple; that I will have to in fact replace the fucking blower motor.
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Christopher Plessinger @plessinger.com · 10/05/2026
Me, after getting the damn security specialty bolt out:
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Christopher Plessinger @plessinger.com · 04/05/2026
"This is a man who dedicated his life to making money by lying with every breath that he could muster to keeping ... rapists on the streets!"
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Christopher Plessinger @plessinger.com · 25/04/2026
Ok, took the long way to the second quest as a warm up. LFG. #retrogaming
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Christopher Plessinger @plessinger.com · 16/04/2026
Batocera gripe (and need for bug fix): Going to the Quick Search field and typing 'pokemon' does not yield all games that have Pokémon in the title. Some normalization work to be done there I think. #retrogaming
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Christopher Plessinger @plessinger.com · 14/04/2026
Yes, I can admit that I can beat the most hated game of the Atari 2600. #retrogaming
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Christopher Plessinger @plessinger.com · 12/04/2026
I love to retro game with controllers that are close to the original. But seriously, Atari Jaguar... A number pad? Weirdos.
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Christopher Plessinger @plessinger.com · 12/04/2026
I wish Asteroids had only come out on the Atari 7800. How in the world did any of us think we had skill playing Asteroids on the 2600? #Retrogaming
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Christopher Plessinger @plessinger.com · 06/04/2026
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Christopher Plessinger @plessinger.com · 03/04/2026
It's a missed opportunity if South Park doesn't somehow find a funny way to capitalize on the Integrity capsule... #Artemis
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