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Jason Jong @plesiomorphy.bsky.social · 2h

Casting him as a grumpy system administrator in Jurassic Park was brilliant, as well as his quiet intensity in The Red Violin

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Jason Jong @plesiomorphy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

This is a lot harder than AH1! Unstable nuclei make my brain hurt

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Jason Jong @plesiomorphy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Still boggles my mind that all this chaos is because Trump very obviously doesn’t know what a trade deficit is

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Jason Jong @plesiomorphy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

USB-C chargers are a noticeable improvement. Same plug for my laptop, phone, and bike headlight

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Jason Jong @plesiomorphy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I’ve had family members fall into the Fox News abyss. Drives me crazy how much less fucked we’d be if we actually had a healthy media ecosystem

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Jason Jong @plesiomorphy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I’ve heard explanations of why baby Jesus always looks like an old man, but yeah the cats don’t really have the same excuse

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Jason Jong @plesiomorphy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Fingers crossed it’s like gwb and the pretzel

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Jason Jong @plesiomorphy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

TSA already struggles with retention, I’m sure this will help

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Jason Jong @plesiomorphy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Video shifting to color with smiling people sure reminds me of this old stop motion short m.youtube.com/watch?v=cCee...

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Jason Jong @plesiomorphy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Mopping up DI water and propylene glycol from a leaking chiller is a rite of passage

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Jason Jong @plesiomorphy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

This happened under GWB. I remember it being clear that he wasn’t going to try to retake Fallujah until after the 2004 election

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Jason Jong @plesiomorphy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Still the only game where you can pilot a Thug, Flashman, or Rakshasa

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Jason Jong @plesiomorphy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I’m guessing that “trans your kids” now includes their kids coming home and displaying any empathy for actual trans people

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Jason Jong @plesiomorphy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Love the Fisher Price big colorful buttons. I suppose if you’re controlling enough electricity to vaporize somebody, you want to be sure about what you’re doing

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Jason Jong @plesiomorphy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Cracker barrel rebranding all over again

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Jason Jong @plesiomorphy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Ellie flipping the giant circuit breaker in Jurassic Park is so satisfying. I was delighted to learn that it’s a real system

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Jason Jong @plesiomorphy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I feel like this probably didn’t actually happen, but the fact that this is the most relatable story he could make up to hype up his glasses tells you what you need to know here

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Jason Jong @plesiomorphy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

The best part was when he went silent for like 10 hours afterwards and we were all speculating he’d done a Lowtax

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Jason Jong @plesiomorphy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I was trying to describe this show to a fellow elder millennial who somehow hadn’t heard of it, and it sounded like I was having a fever dream

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Jason Jong @plesiomorphy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Watching someone holding them in his bare hands in Arizona was wild!

Guy holding a giant centipede in his hand at night in the desert

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Jason Jong @plesiomorphy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Montreal always screws with me because it feels like it’s supposed to be a European city but they still have huge cars

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Jason Jong @plesiomorphy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

In my city a lot of the older houses with oil heat are rentals. Not sure if landlords have any incentive to upgrade.

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Jason Jong @plesiomorphy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Often an article link prompts me to search for the same story on an outlet that I do have access to. These people just want everything spoon fed to them

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Jason Jong @plesiomorphy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Whenever I see flattened roadkill, it reminds me of the movie Annihilation. For the first time in billions of years, this planet has seen the power to violently flatten animals into 2D pancakes for our own inscrutable purposes.

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Jason Jong @plesiomorphy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

We can tax every former USAID beneficiary the handful of pennies they can spare to launch gold-plated bricks into orbit

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Jason Jong @plesiomorphy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I don’t know what any of those words mean but Palmer seems like a grade A dipshit

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Jason Jong @plesiomorphy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

I had a very memorable pizza meal in Vietnam, of all places. I think it was a solid pizza to begin with, but also a welcome palate refresher from the cuisine we had been eating.

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Jason Jong @plesiomorphy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Ahh amazing! I was instantly drawn to her sculptures at the Clark and Harvard museums, can’t believe I missed an entire show dedicated to her at the Peabody-Essex

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Jason Jong @plesiomorphy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Haha my dog has the opposite ordering. Cats he’s always curious about but usually gives them a wide berth Rabbits he’ll chase just for the joy in of it He has some kind of blood feud with squirrels

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Jason Jong @plesiomorphy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Haha, fantastic! See you there!

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Jason Jong @plesiomorphy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Fantastic! Are you coming to Borneo next year?

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Jason Jong @plesiomorphy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Credulous media presuming them being of good faith gives us the exhausting feeling of the Emperor’s New Clothes every single day

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Jason Jong @plesiomorphy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

My pitty has gotten 10 rats this year so far

Brown pitbull dog with a derpy expression

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Jason Jong @plesiomorphy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Ok kids, put on your BSL4 PPE before going in the bouncy house

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Jason Jong @plesiomorphy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Still amazed that a professor of African art history can be such a dipshit at a local level

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Jason Jong @plesiomorphy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Permanently associate this with the Photoshopped version with Sesame Street characters, threat level Oscar to Elmo

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Jason Jong @plesiomorphy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Love carbon steel. I use a tad more oil and preheat for a bit longer than I would for a Teflon pan, but it’s worth it to have a pan I don’t have to be paranoid about.

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Jason Jong @plesiomorphy.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Expected a cop to shoot out at supersonic speed

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Jason Jong @plesiomorphy.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

If “good and pure” is full body contact in skintight outfits, they could also do gymnastics or ballet

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Jason Jong @plesiomorphy.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Had a moment of horror seeing the driver in front of me watching tiktoks on their phone while stopped at a light

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Jason Jong @plesiomorphy.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Drives me insane that we have to take him seriously. He’s also clearly very stupid!

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