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@pleming.bsky.social
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Crap photoshopper... Frequent Giffer... Over-user of ellipses... General mood: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ... he/him...

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pleming @pleming.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
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pleming @pleming.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
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pleming @pleming.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Same vibes as Sec Rollins here... Fucking vile, and just comic book villain shit. Just over the top evil.
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pleming @pleming.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
But you'll look good! So there's that. Its better than looking stupid while getting 5 poured on ya.
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pleming @pleming.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
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pleming @pleming.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
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pleming @pleming.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
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pleming @pleming.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
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pleming @pleming.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
@thebulwark.com @podsaveamerica.crooked.com J.D. Vance ... Jim Duggan Vance ??? Is that a thing?
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pleming @pleming.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
This works on a few levels. - he has issues with lying - you can see the strings - he actually looks like a marionette doll w that rosy red cheek makeup - he can only wish to be a real boy.
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pleming @pleming.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
One of the stupidest 'types of guy' I run into on these webs, is the "erm, actually, Tom is working for the machine now" guy. Its entirely irrational, but I want to press a button and not ever allow these dumb ass hats to ever listen to Rage again. No Rage for you!!! Next!
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pleming @pleming.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
What the fuck????
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pleming @pleming.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
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pleming @pleming.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Reckless
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pleming @pleming.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
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pleming @pleming.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
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pleming @pleming.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
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pleming @pleming.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
I'd say 40+
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pleming @pleming.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
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pleming @pleming.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
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pleming @pleming.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
I imagine its a situation like this:
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pleming @pleming.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Here's the actual tweet
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pleming @pleming.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Here's the original. Last two lines look added
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pleming @pleming.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Cuz it's not real. Hard to tell these days
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pleming @pleming.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
The tweet is accurate up til that point. The last two lines aren't real.
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pleming @pleming.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
You've got competition
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pleming @pleming.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
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pleming @pleming.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
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pleming @pleming.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
You'd have to bet $400 to win $100 on these two getting married.
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pleming @pleming.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
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pleming @pleming.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
He's distracted, there's this grasshopper, cute little guy, top hat and everything, and they got to talking, and Mikey went on this journey, it was wild, whales and shit, and anyone... There's a chance he'll become a real boy soon, so he's been kinda, ya know, distracted.
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pleming @pleming.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
See alt text
Some maga idiot making a stupid, dumb face after saying a very antisemitic thing.
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pleming @pleming.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
It gets better (worse, definitely worse).
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pleming @pleming.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
Someone figure out how to get Paul Sparks and Tim Robinson in a movie together. Watching #TheLowdown and #TheChairCompany back to back made it clear there is a movie to be seen here... Brothers, one a serious guy and the other... Tim Robinson.
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pleming @pleming.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
We're headed here... And it's happening fast.
St. God's Hospital from Idiocracy intake menu.
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pleming @pleming.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
There's the problem, you dirty Catholic ;-) you're doing it wrong. These are two different guys. Both named Jesus, though
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pleming @pleming.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
I guess I gotta get a sitter? On this short notice? WTF?
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pleming @pleming.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
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pleming @pleming.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
Enjoy
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pleming @pleming.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
Also, maga is gonna blame Obama/Biden... But it was Obama and Trump's FEMA that approved em, and I'm fine with both getting the heat. Cuz Barry ain't my god... But maga gonna Dem/bogeyman this 24/7
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pleming @pleming.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
I'm 25, like this totally normal dude...
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pleming @pleming.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
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pleming @pleming.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
telling the kids this is Grok.
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pleming @pleming.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
As promised ;-) Now gimme that cocaine, Josh
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pleming @pleming.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
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pleming @pleming.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
I'm sure this news breaking within 10min is just a random coinkidink.
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pleming @pleming.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
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pleming @pleming.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
Also, 12hrs later.
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pleming @pleming.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
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pleming @pleming.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
But also...
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