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Antimoon 🏳️‍⚧️θΔ

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Antimoon 🏳️‍⚧️θΔ @please.letmelickyourpa.ws · 22/09/2026
genuinely how it feels having a birthday at this point in my life
The level 20+ level-up screen for Morrowind, featuring text that reads "You'll never be better than you are today. If you are lucky, by superhuman effort, you can avoid slipping backwards for a while. But sooner or later, you're going to lose a step, or drop a beat, or miss a detail -- and you'll be gone forever."
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Antimoon 🏳️‍⚧️θΔ @please.letmelickyourpa.ws · 11/09/2026
Today marks the anniversary of one of the most important events in world history, something that has shaped the face of our nation. I remember watching it on tv as a kid, unable to look away, knowing things were changed forever. Happy Frasier Crane day everyone.
a screenshot of the closing credits of Season 5 Episode 5 of the TV show Frasier, featuring the real Frasier Day rally
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Antimoon 🏳️‍⚧️θΔ @please.letmelickyourpa.ws · 28/08/2026
My honest reaction trying out my new Kuleshov Effect Keyboard
a neutral emoji face
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Antimoon 🏳️‍⚧️θΔ @please.letmelickyourpa.ws · 05/07/2026
What an unreal anniversary. It's hard to overstate the impact this game has had on my life.
A picture of a mercenary badge, which commemorates the date on which my steam account started playing tf2, which in this case was July 5th, 2010
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Antimoon 🏳️‍⚧️θΔ @please.letmelickyourpa.ws · 01/07/2026
Me when It Happens
Solaire of Astora, praising the sun
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Antimoon 🏳️‍⚧️θΔ @please.letmelickyourpa.ws · 16/06/2026
I can't believe they had the trans hotel in Max Payne and I never noticed before
A screenshot of the opening sequence of the game Max Payne, in which a police car is driving past a building with an awning that says "hotel" and that appears to have the color combination of the trans flag
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Antimoon 🏳️‍⚧️θΔ @please.letmelickyourpa.ws · 02/06/2026
???
The character Gob, from Arrested Development, but he's green
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Antimoon 🏳️‍⚧️θΔ @please.letmelickyourpa.ws · 01/06/2026
at least they printed a hard counter
the Magic the Gathering card "Go for the Throat"
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Antimoon 🏳️‍⚧️θΔ @please.letmelickyourpa.ws · 28/05/2026
So I bought a 5lb thing of casein, for my diet, and it's so fucking funny to me that the container is basically just a scaled up version of the company's pill bottles, instead of something sensible like a resealable bag.
A mondo fuckin' bottle of Nutricost Casein
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Antimoon 🏳️‍⚧️θΔ @please.letmelickyourpa.ws · 27/05/2026
Post a meme made by you Shoutouts to the time I gave hundreds of furries psychic damage
An infamous image from some document detailing the collapse of a furry polycule, where a someone is sitting outside of a door weeping and holding a tray of freshly baked cookies while their partner is having sex with other folks in a bed on the other side of a door. We only see the tails of the folks having sex. The face of the person with the tray of cookies has been replaced with hillary clinton's face, and the tails have been recolored such that one is donald trump's skintone, and another has bill clinton's hair color
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Antimoon 🏳️‍⚧️θΔ @please.letmelickyourpa.ws · 25/05/2026
I know someone else who wrote a manifesto on safeguarding mankind as technology impacts everything from work to war...
a copy of the book "Technological Slavery vol. 1" by noted author Theodore Kaczynski
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Antimoon 🏳️‍⚧️θΔ @please.letmelickyourpa.ws · 23/05/2026
The musician Randy Newman, playing a piano, with a speech bubble indicating that he's saying the text in the quoted post
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Antimoon 🏳️‍⚧️θΔ @please.letmelickyourpa.ws · 22/05/2026
The picture in the original post, of a man shooting heroin but his arm is also jesus's arm, but edited so that the man is holding a porn magazine and jerking off instead of shooting heroin
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Antimoon 🏳️‍⚧️θΔ @please.letmelickyourpa.ws · 22/05/2026
Screenshots of Lucille Bluth, from the show Arrested Development. The first one is subtitled "If you're saying I play favorites, you're wrong. I love all my children equally." The second one is captioned "earlier that day..." and subtitled "I don't care for Gob."
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Antimoon 🏳️‍⚧️θΔ @please.letmelickyourpa.ws · 20/05/2026
part 2
The second half of a storyboard for a trailer for the game Spiral Knights. I can't write the full description line by line here, but to summarize it involves four knights meeting eachother, teaming up, and embarking on an adventure, where they run into a dangerous enemy. The storyboard panels are incredibly poorly drawn.
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Antimoon 🏳️‍⚧️θΔ @please.letmelickyourpa.ws · 20/05/2026
bsky didn't like that image the first time :( Spiral Knights is having a storyboard contest, where members of the community can submit storyboard ideas for a new trailer. I just felt like I had to get in a submission, so witness the unbridled power of my dysgraphic art skills in full effect:
The first half of a storyboard for a trailer for the game Spiral Knights. I can't write the full description line by line here, but to summarize it involves four knights meeting eachother, teaming up, and embarking on an adventure, where they run into a dangerous enemy. The storyboard panels are incredibly poorly drawn.
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Antimoon 🏳️‍⚧️θΔ @please.letmelickyourpa.ws · 20/05/2026
and yet a trace of the true self exists in the false self
A popsicle made of baked beans, labelled "Baked bean popsicle"
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Antimoon 🏳️‍⚧️θΔ @please.letmelickyourpa.ws · 19/05/2026
Heartbreaking news
A poster for the movie version of "Love in the Time of Cholera"
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Antimoon 🏳️‍⚧️θΔ @please.letmelickyourpa.ws · 19/05/2026
he will pay for his crimes
A youtube thumbnail for a video titled "Another Prankster Facing Years in Jail", that has been edited to be an image of the pokemon sableye, flanked by an eternal flower floette and a sylveon. the youtube account is penguinz0, and the profile pic has been edited to be an empoleon.
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Antimoon 🏳️‍⚧️θΔ @please.letmelickyourpa.ws · 19/05/2026
alas, my stockpile is running low on variety
canned fish in my cupboard, including 8 cans of king oscar salmon in olive oil with lemon, 13 cans of Chicken of the Sea Sardines, and an unknown quantity of King Oscar Kipper snacks in a box.
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Antimoon 🏳️‍⚧️θΔ @please.letmelickyourpa.ws · 13/05/2026
The photo in the OP with white text added that reads "I want to believe"
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Antimoon 🏳️‍⚧️θΔ @please.letmelickyourpa.ws · 13/05/2026
Well that's reassuring
A screenshot of the site in the quoted post, with one of the labels applied to my account. It was applied by the labeler "The Cave of Trophonius" and reads "Hole (Junji Ito)" with the description "a manner of death, perhaps"
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Antimoon 🏳️‍⚧️θΔ @please.letmelickyourpa.ws · 12/05/2026
wandering the Mojave desert in a carefree fashion like
The quoted image of a cactus that looks like it's jauntily walking along, but edited to have Fallout: New Vegas references like the Lucky 38, a cazadore, a pip boy,  an NCR Ranger helmet, the cactus saying text "Oh I've got spurs, that jingle jangle jingle". Everything is also tinted yellow
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Antimoon 🏳️‍⚧️θΔ @please.letmelickyourpa.ws · 12/05/2026
one of those "liminal space" things that got popular. Take a look at this and tell me it wouldn't fit right in as a portion of 4starters
a picture of the "poolrooms, an open space with white tile floors, walls, and ceilings, with water throughout
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Antimoon 🏳️‍⚧️θΔ @please.letmelickyourpa.ws · 12/05/2026
A screenshot of the famous "1984" ad by apple computers, with a speech bubble superimposed such that it looks like the face on the screen is saying the text in the above post
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Antimoon 🏳️‍⚧️θΔ @please.letmelickyourpa.ws · 08/05/2026
The first album that I actually owned was a copy of Smash Mouth's "Astro Lounge" on cassette that I got for my 7th birthday. If I recall, I got the OST for Pokemon: The First Movie not long afterward, but I got that sucker on CD!!!
the cover art for the album "Astro Lounge" by Smash Mouth
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Antimoon 🏳️‍⚧️θΔ @please.letmelickyourpa.ws · 07/05/2026
An A-10 with a speech bubble indicating that it's saying the text in the original post
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Antimoon 🏳️‍⚧️θΔ @please.letmelickyourpa.ws · 03/05/2026
Yum
six containers full of a prepped meal that consists of breakfast sausage, spinach and goat cheese scrambled eggs, and country hash
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Antimoon 🏳️‍⚧️θΔ @please.letmelickyourpa.ws · 03/05/2026
Meal Prep M'Saturday
A baking sheet full of breakfast sausagesA baking sheet full of country hash (cubed potatoes, bell peppers, and onions)a bowl of 36 eggs, 3 small packages of goat cheese, a stick of butter, and a bag of spinach
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Antimoon 🏳️‍⚧️θΔ @please.letmelickyourpa.ws · 02/05/2026
Smelt are small fish, and they're often served battered and fried
a picture of fried smelt
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Antimoon 🏳️‍⚧️θΔ @please.letmelickyourpa.ws · 30/04/2026
Youtube is still serving me bangers
A youtube thumbnail featuring a guy and 26 boxes of Great Value chicken burgers, titled "Goodbye Great Value Chicken Burgers - My 10/10 Staple for Years"A youtube thumbnail featuring blinged out text that reads "King Hillbilly", and a man holding a gun on the left, with the same man holding a baby on the right, titled "KING HILLBILLY SHOOTS THE SUN: Nocturnal Millionaire Wages War Against the Daytime"
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Antimoon 🏳️‍⚧️θΔ @please.letmelickyourpa.ws · 29/04/2026
they FIXED the Youtube recommendation algorithm
A youtube video with a man in front of a blackboard that reads: "Today's Lesson: FUTA TAX", titled "A Brief Guide to the Federal Unemployment Tax Act - Lessons in Payroll with Charles Read"A video of a guy looking at the camera, titled "we need to impregnate the president."A vdieo of a man, presumably sandboarding, titled "Dank ass sandboarding son"
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Antimoon 🏳️‍⚧️θΔ @please.letmelickyourpa.ws · 29/04/2026
They fixed the Youtube recommendation algorithm
A youtube video with a still image of Goofy, titled "(ASMR) Goofy dies in a car crash while listening to post Malone .mp3 (Re-upload)"A youtube video of a guy in a car at night, titled "I achieved flow-state by pinching and rolling my balls"A youtube video of a guy in a shiesty called "asmr yn does your top surgery"
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Antimoon 🏳️‍⚧️θΔ @please.letmelickyourpa.ws · 24/04/2026
In case anyone wants to beat my ass in champions, find me when I'm online and we can throw down.
a photo of my Pokemon Champions trainer ID: 8376 3819 1284
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Antimoon 🏳️‍⚧️θΔ @please.letmelickyourpa.ws · 21/04/2026
The movie poster for the film "The Look of Silence" but with a Minion Edited in
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Antimoon 🏳️‍⚧️θΔ @please.letmelickyourpa.ws · 21/04/2026
Finally trying out this Tomodachi Life game everyone has been talking about. It's fine I guess.
A screenshot of The Sims
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Antimoon 🏳️‍⚧️θΔ @please.letmelickyourpa.ws · 17/04/2026
Clearing out some drafts
a screenshot of some of my draft posts, including:

losing a finger because I put my hand too close to her Krull spot

a chicken pot pie is just a savory uncrustable, which is itself just a dessert dumpling. gotta give props to whoever first thought "you know what would be awesome? putting some food inside of a ball of dough"

Malignant Mogganoma

This is the logical endpoint of a system that gives self-described "idea guys" with MBAs endless amounts of money and power

dlss5 is spiritually the same as 5 sausage fatteners on the master bus

of all the pranks I've ever pulled, I think my favorite was conspiring with an old roommate to convince a mutual acquaintance who had never met me in person that I was 3'8". 

why does nobody talk about that brief period when it was a fad to have the full cast of a movie perform a musical number while the end credits were playing
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Antimoon 🏳️‍⚧️θΔ @please.letmelickyourpa.ws · 16/04/2026
Donald Trump's Truth Social post in the quoted skeet, with portions of the text edited out so that the final result reads "which Presidents have desperately wanted and desired an erection? President DONALD J. TRUMP"
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Antimoon 🏳️‍⚧️θΔ @please.letmelickyourpa.ws · 31/03/2026
checked in on this and things are going fine, I see
a 64 gig kit of DDR4 ram going for $646 on amazon
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Antimoon 🏳️‍⚧️θΔ @please.letmelickyourpa.ws · 30/03/2026
Ed, Edd, and Eddie from "Ed, Edd N Eddie" with huge jawbreakers in their mouths
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Antimoon 🏳️‍⚧️θΔ @please.letmelickyourpa.ws · 18/03/2026
Mind boggling
A picture of the Cyclone vst from Soniccharge, an emulation of the Yamaha TX16W, labeled "DLSS 5 Off", and a picture of a Yamaha TX16W, labelled "DLSS 5 On"
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Antimoon 🏳️‍⚧️θΔ @please.letmelickyourpa.ws · 17/03/2026
A screenshot of civilization 5 showing that the player has completed the Terracotta Army wonder
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Antimoon 🏳️‍⚧️θΔ @please.letmelickyourpa.ws · 13/03/2026
Read 'em and weep
a lenovo ideapad and three lenovo thinkpads
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Antimoon 🏳️‍⚧️θΔ @please.letmelickyourpa.ws · 06/03/2026
I still miss playing Magic sometimes
a grid of 9 Magic the Gathering cards, including Cabal Therapy, Ponder, Tendrils of Agony, Force of Will, Lion's Eye Diamond, Gitaxian Probe, Cabal Ritual, Brainstorm, and Dark Ritual
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Antimoon 🏳️‍⚧️θΔ @please.letmelickyourpa.ws · 05/03/2026
I'm sorry, but the results are in
Two sets of ships and buildings, one purple and one orange. The purple side is labeled "Our Blessed 9 Gauge Strings", with "Our Glorious Tone", "Our Great Accentuation", "Our Noble Comfort", and "Our Heroic Playability". The orange side is labeled "Their Barbarous 10 Gauge Strings", with "Their Wicked Tone", "Their Primitive Boomer Bends", "Their Backward Stiffness", and "Their Brutish Feel"
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Antimoon 🏳️‍⚧️θΔ @please.letmelickyourpa.ws · 05/03/2026
I have done the thing, and short of just putting TF2 on here 9 times I think this is the best I can do for a sampling of games that have had an impact on me my9games.com
9 games, including:
Starcraft: Brood War
Pokemon Platinum
The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind
Borderlands 2
Team Fortress 2
Diablo 2
Heroes of Might and Magic III
Global Agenda
Quake 3 Arena
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Antimoon 🏳️‍⚧️θΔ @please.letmelickyourpa.ws · 04/03/2026
The kids are gonna be alright
A reddit post on the r/FPSAimTrainer subreddit titled "I noticed a correlation between estrogen levels and success in aiming", with a picture of vials of testosterone and estrogen
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Antimoon 🏳️‍⚧️θΔ @please.letmelickyourpa.ws · 03/03/2026
A "Charlie's Angels" title card, edited to read "Dolly's Angels"
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Antimoon 🏳️‍⚧️θΔ @please.letmelickyourpa.ws · 03/03/2026
I'm blaming my subpar score on the third color on my monitor's color settings, the colors only look different when I drag the window to my second monitor. Same for the final one, though obviously I got that a bit closer😔
my color game score, showing that I got a 43.55/50, with individual scores of 9.18, 9.19, 7.02, 9.32, and 8.84
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Antimoon 🏳️‍⚧️θΔ @please.letmelickyourpa.ws · 25/02/2026
a picture of 8 old US military guys at the state of the union address, captioned "LIVE MILITARY REACTION"
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