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PlateSpinner

@platespinner.bsky.social
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Spinning Plates as a Service (SPaaS), Technical Director, Fed Civ with AIS. Capitals hockey fan. Gen X ADHDer. Carbon based life form.

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PlateSpinner @platespinner.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Wow you really are learning Cuneiform! That is so extra and SO COOL.
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PlateSpinner @platespinner.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
We saw arctic swifts all over Switzerland. They even **sleep** while flying. They say they only really land to lay and hatch eggs.
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Tim Carmody @tcarmody.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is the funniest thing I've seen today, possibly ever
A tweet by SarahStarberry that says "oh god read the vertical axis" on top of a chart measuring AI models' release dates and model numbers rather than any real capabilities
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PlateSpinner @platespinner.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
What bus type? Size? Have you already plugged it into your home router?
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The first panel shows Sarah, the protagonist, holding a red ball labeled "A SILLY MEME".
The second panel shows Sarah taking the ball and going through a door labeled "GROUP CHAT".
The third panel shows a group of women sitting together and consoling one woman in the center. The woman in the center is saying "...And that's how it happened. It's been the worst day of my life."
The fourth panel shows Sarah standing in the doorway behind them awkwardly holding the red ball.
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PlateSpinner @platespinner.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Suuuure it will. youtube.com/shorts/2u0wt...
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Our AI committed a crime.
YouTube video by Alberta Tech
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PlateSpinner @platespinner.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I love the thought that the Blothar interview came up not just for me and my weird tastes, but also on the feed of everyone in my Bluesky Discovery tab.
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PlateSpinner @platespinner.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Guaranteed 7k steps a day, at least.
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PlateSpinner @platespinner.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I'm at a strange crossroads in my life's journey entering middle age and deciding 'I really need to choose a go-to karaoke song'.
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PlateSpinner @platespinner.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Clowning the emperor for the 100th time
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PlateSpinner @platespinner.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Allllll the time. Then come the self loathing afterwards when I think I've squandered my time.
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PlateSpinner @platespinner.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Wait.. what's the freeze? I've only visited Seattle a few times. It seems so nice. Surely there isn't a downside to living there year-round?
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PlateSpinner @platespinner.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
If it makes you feel better, DC traffic is SO MUCH WORSE now.
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BluesMusic @bluesmusic.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Muddy Waters #blues #bluesmusic Paris, '64.🎶'(I'm Your) Hoochie Coochie Man'
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PlateSpinner @platespinner.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Doctor Pigeon Pigeon Doctor
ALT: Doctor Pigeon Pigeon Doctor
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PlateSpinner @platespinner.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Thats not an ascott. Thats a pocket square.
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PlateSpinner @platespinner.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
The Crow My bank password is FireItUpFireItUpFireItUp11!
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The Crow: Fire It Up Excitement
ALT: The Crow: Fire It Up Excitement
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PlateSpinner @platespinner.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
That looks awesome. Is there a recipe you recommend?
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Rachel Leggett @rleggos.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I got the shot. I've been scheming and hoping the conditions would work out for this for two weeks!! 🪶
A broad-tailed hummingbird hovers next to an anise hyssop plant framed by purple blooms and with a rainbow behind it!!! The bird also has a little bead of water on its bill because it is raining.
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PlateSpinner @platespinner.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
This is why I'm not selling off my CD collection.
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Prashant 🌊 @prasshant.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Robot loses its limb mid-run during some ‘Robot Olympics’. Me: perfect candidate for the Arsenal at LW. 😂🔴⚪
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PlateSpinner @platespinner.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
They better let them keep using their farm league goalie masks and pads. I love how the off-branded coloring and iconography emphasizes how dramatic the moment is.
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Taint @taint9.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Most definitely 💔
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PlateSpinner @platespinner.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Long before there was 'Shrekking', we had 'Urkeling'. www.youtube.com/watch?v=DwQN...
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Family Matters - Steve Breaks Up With Myra For Good
YouTube video by Derrbearrr 2.0
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PlateSpinner @platespinner.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I am psyched for the Cryptid Baby series.
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PlateSpinner @platespinner.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
This is how you start Friday morning. #punk #womenofpunk youtu.be/-enVr4wr0XI
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Panic Shack - Full Performance (Live on KEXP)
YouTube video by KEXP
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PlateSpinner @platespinner.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I want to replace the soundtrack with the quiet-talking ASMR meal prep voice.
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PlateSpinner @platespinner.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
That video clip cost about $45 to make
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PlateSpinner @platespinner.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
We're 5 replies deep because you want to teach me how to use recipes? I don't have time for this. [blocked]
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PlateSpinner @platespinner.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Treat yourself to some music that is aesthetic and creative. Where visual and music vibes mix for something unique and fun. www.youtube.com/watch?v=8f0b...
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Castle Rat - DRAGON (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by Castle Rat
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Chocobone💀Skare🎺Paradie🪦 @chocoboskaparadise.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
"Bluesky is dying, people are moving on, it's unpopular" Sweetie, I still listen to ska
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PlateSpinner @platespinner.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
It's lack of TIME, Mary. That's what leads to my frustration about this. I don't know what makes you so confident about your diagnosis (I'm certain we've never met) but I'm forced to contradict you on this.
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PlateSpinner @platespinner.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Yes exactly. And the result of that is EVERY single recipe lacks an estimate of how much time it takes to complete it. I'm glad we agree so enthusiastically.
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PlateSpinner @platespinner.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
But words mean things. If Cathy says it's Prep Time = 10 mins, Cook Time = 20 mins, Total Time = 30... But nobody can wash 27 mushrooms, chop up stems crush and mince all the garlic and mix all the filling in 10 minutes. If Cathy just meant "Stuffing Time = 10 mins" but elves don't do prep. 🤷
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PlateSpinner @platespinner.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Now the song is automatically stuck in my head.
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Sean Hayes as Jack McFarland Dancing
Alt: Sean Hayes as Jack McFarland Dancing
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PlateSpinner @platespinner.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Every recipe is doing this every time. It is genuinely the worst. "No Cathy, your little stuffed mushrooms are not 'total time = 35 mins'!"
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PlateSpinner @platespinner.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Thats a Major burn. Get it?
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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
There now follows a party election broadcast by the Count Binface Party, And if I do say so myself, it's a banger. #VoteBinface #Clacton
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PlateSpinner @platespinner.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I was in a meeting today and the conversation diverted wildly enough that a coworker reached back over his shoulder, pulled a hardback edition of this book and presented to the camera for inspection. William Shakespeare's The Phantom of Menace by Ian Doescher www.goodreads.com/book/show/23...
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William Shakespeare's The Phantom of Menace (William Sh…
O Threepio, Threepio, wherefore art thou, Threepio? Jo…
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PlateSpinner @platespinner.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Well I'm going to invent a robot that cleans the solar panels of robotic solar panel cleaners.
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PlateSpinner @platespinner.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
"I'm independently wealthy, woohoo!" "I'm moderately secure!"
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PlateSpinner @platespinner.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I feel like I've seen this setup before.
It's the movie poster for the movie Seven. It has younger Brad Pitt, Morgan Freeman, and list of the 'seven deadly sins' from old literature.
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PlateSpinner @platespinner.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
TIL you should not rinse rice if you are making a risotto.
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👻 Viv 💀 @v.milcom.in · 31/07/2026
Revenge is a dish best served with Taylor Farms lettuce.
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PlateSpinner @platespinner.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
No waves. No 'Hi's. Not even eye contact. I'm convinced I'm invisible on these sidewalks unless I have a dog with me.
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PlateSpinner @platespinner.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Oh man, the devs in my company LOVE doing add-ons and automation for Mealie. There's some interesting PS uses in that thread.
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Dani Donovan 👩🏻‍🎨 ADHD Comics @danidonovan.com · 25/07/2026
ever since i was a little girl, i've dreamed of creating deliverables for key stakeholders
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KOJAMF🤘🖤🤘 @kojamf.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
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PlateSpinner @platespinner.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Would love to see the heavy metal dub of this video.
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PlateSpinner @platespinner.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Aww man. I could be eating fresh salmon like corn-on-the-cob RIGHT NOW, but I have to work instead.
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