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Ambrose ✨️

@plastikdeity.bsky.social
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30, they/them Artist. Cat appreciator. Silly goose. 💫

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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
What do you make of this, folks?
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Seth Rogen And Keanu Reeves Spark Debate With Resurfaced Comments About How Wealthy People No Longer Do Things For The Public
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Ambrose ✨️ @plastikdeity.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
That's the cat's hat now, fam
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Ambrose ✨️ @plastikdeity.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
Tumblr sexymen really are just skinny cartoon men in dapper suits and finery with extremely questionable morals/ethics, huh
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a close up of a cartoon character with a huge smile on his face .
Alt: A close-up gif of Alastor from Hazbin Hotel looking off to the left with a vacant and disinterested expression (despite his usual wide, sharp-toothed smile). His eyes are half-open and he is blinking out of sync, similar to a frog. He looks as if there is not a single thought to be found in his head.
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Ambrose ✨️ @plastikdeity.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
There are many benefits to tidying up your local park! Benefits such as: A cleaner park! Fresh air! Meeting and petting dogs! Finding an itty bitty ziploc baggy of weed! Exercise! So what are you waiting for? Get out there! We can't spell community without U!
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Ambrose ✨️ @plastikdeity.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
Truly devastated to find that this store seems to exist exclusively in the US. Justice for Australia! Give us cheaper art supplies!
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Ambrose ✨️ @plastikdeity.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Dear god. They've found me.
A screenshot of a Bluesky notifications section with "Lily 🤎 followed you" listed as occurring six minutes ago. Lily's profile picture is of a blonde white woman with prominent breasts, wearing a low-cut, tight, pink singlet.
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Ambrose ✨️ @plastikdeity.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Feet? Out Bungee cable? Inserted Cheeks? Clenched
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Ambrose ✨️ @plastikdeity.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Scratch and sniff art 😌✨️ It's a feature, not a flaw.
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Ambrose ✨️ @plastikdeity.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
The Lilys have your scent and are closing in. Run.
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Ambrose ✨️ @plastikdeity.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
These muscles crush fascists 💪🏼✨️
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a man wearing a green tank top is making a funny face
Alt: A gif of Shaggy from the live-action movie "Scooby-Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed". He is upsettingly buff and flexing to show off his extraordinarily large muscles. He is making exaggerated, amusing expressions. He is also wearing his signature green T-shirt, although the sleeves seem to have been ripped off by his flexing.
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✺ 𝕸𝖔𝖙𝖍 ✺ @mothsprout.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
LOONCAT
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Fletchgod Apocalypse @michaelrfletcher.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
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Ambrose ✨️ @plastikdeity.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
Post a random photo otherwise everything goes wrong in June 🐝✨️
Photo of a honey bee standing on a yellow-orange flower.
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🎃 Mikael 🎃 @moirasars.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
Post a random photo otherwise everything goes wrong in June
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Ambrose ✨️ @plastikdeity.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
Flowers, bees, sunsets, and stars are all on my list of reasons to continue living. Every day we're alive is another day we might experience something beautiful.
A photo of a honey bee standing in the center of a yellow-orange flower.
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Ambrose ✨️ @plastikdeity.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
Meanwhile, my ginger has a masters in making laptops totally unusable by just looking at one.
A photo of a fluffy ginger and white cat reclining on a blanket, looking down her body at the camera with an unreadable expression. Possibly contempt. Maybe indifference. She's a cat, it's hard to discern what may be going through her mind.
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Ambrose ✨️ @plastikdeity.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
Somebody's definitely working on it ✨️
Screenshot of my Bluesky feed, containing two separate posts.
The first, by @enaic31hzbn, shows fanart of Arackniss (a spider-demon character from Hazbin Hotel) wearing lingerie and a bunny ears headband. He looks disgruntled and is being manhandled by a pair of disembodied hands.
Below the first post, by @aracknissbeans, is a text-post which reads: "Arackniss in bunny suits my beloved 🥹💖💖

NOW SOMEBODY FUCK THAT MAN 🫵"
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Ambrose ✨️ @plastikdeity.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
No idea! But in Santa Fe, during the late 90s and early 2000s, I remember seeing this stuff everywhere, and I was /obsessed/ with it 🤩✨️ These things, and those tiny glow in the dark alien toys one could purchase from quarter vending machines, were staples of my childhood 👽✨️
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Ambrose ✨️ @plastikdeity.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
Omgg yesss 🤢😂 My parents' cat loved to sleep next to my head when he was a kitten. The SMELLS that came out of that tiny ginger fluffball could peel paint and fell an elephant. And the poor little man was a velcro cat from day one, so he'd cry and give chase when people fled for fresh air. 😭😂
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Ambrose ✨️ @plastikdeity.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
I feel cross-eyed looking at this 😵‍💫
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Ambrose ✨️ @plastikdeity.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
Beetlejuice The Musical is amazing! I had an absolute blast! ✨️ I even got to meet some of the cast, have my programme signed, and give Lydia's incredible actress, Karis Oka, the Beetlejuice squishmallow I brought along! ☺️🤩✨️ #BeetlejuiceTheMusical
Selfie of a pale person with dark hair grinning widely in front of the stairs of the Regent Theatre in Melbourne, Australia. Above them is a brightly glowing green and white sign with the words "WELCOME TO THE NETHERWORLD".Photo of a pale person with dark hair wearing a black and white striped skirt, a Beetlejuice-themed black button-up shirt, and black boots. They are smiling and posing in front of a blue and black backdrop with spindly swirls and a brightly-lit red sign with the words "BETELGEUSE BETELGEUSE". They are holding a Beetlejuice Squishmallow.Photo of the cast of Beetlejuice The Musical lined up on stage, holding hands, about to take a bow. Behind them is a backdrop of the Maitland residence's living area.Photo of the front covers of two Beetlejuice The Musical souvenir programmes stacked, the smaller atop the larger one. The cover shows Beetlejuice's black and white striped blazer, collared white shirt, and black tie. There is a shiny black beetle on the right lapel. Below the tie are the words "BEETLEJUICE
THE MUSICAL. THE MUSICAL. THE MUSICAL."
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Ambrose ✨️ @plastikdeity.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
How I feel in loud environments
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Ambrose ✨️ @plastikdeity.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
Of course I get sick just days before the Beetlejuice Musical. Of course. I wouldn't be me if I didn't.
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Ambrose ✨️ @plastikdeity.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
Hypothetically, could all that fluff be turned into a stylish horse-fluff jacket? Inquiring minds desperately want to know.
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Ambrose ✨️ @plastikdeity.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
All I can hear is the "WELCOME TO HEAVEN" line from Brittlebones Nicky 2. 😆 This is my new headcanon voice for Abel. It doesn't suit him in the slightest and I love it. ✨️
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Ambrose ✨️ @plastikdeity.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
Aw hell yeah, I'm gonna follow the heck out of you 🤩✨️✨️
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Ambrose ✨️ @plastikdeity.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
Love how some responded to receiving a treat with "Oh! Snack! Yoink!" and doing a little scamper to enjoy it in relative privacy, while others accepted the treat and barely moved an inch. 🐇💕✨️
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Ambrose ✨️ @plastikdeity.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
There's a children's fairytale version of The Godfather?
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Ambrose ✨️ @plastikdeity.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
This feels like the flip-side of when I called the mlp fim toy ponies 'action figures' online. I found the same people who get huffy about colourful plastic action figures being called toys also took issue with colourful plastic ponies being called action figures.
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Ambrose ✨️ @plastikdeity.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
Godzilla! My beloved! 🤩💕✨️
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Ambrose ✨️ @plastikdeity.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
And if your skin is like mine and ridiculously sensitive to everything, including sunscreen, wear long-sleeve tops, wide-brim hats, and long skirts or leggings. Look for light materials that allow airflow while still blocking out the sun. 🌞✨️ Remember: The sun is a deadly laser.
A simple digital drawing of red-purple sky over a body of purple-blue water with a small protrusion of lifeless brown land on the bottom left. There is a simple drawing of a yellow sun in the top left corner, emitting a jagged bolt of red-green lightning towards the land. To the right of the sun float the words: "the sun is a deadly lazer" in green-blue letters, all lower-case.

This image is a screenshot from the youtube video "history of the entire world, i guess" by bill wurtz.
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Ambrose ✨️ @plastikdeity.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
Get into the habit of stretching and warming up before and after doing activities. Be gentle with your body. Let injuries heal. Take care of your teeth. Go for walks when you can. Get to know your neighbours, even if it's just learning their names. Meet people. Be kind to yourself. Be silly.
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Ambrose ✨️ @plastikdeity.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
Ah, so like us 😌
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Ambrose ✨️ @plastikdeity.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
Perhaps it would feel less lewd if you bought her a friend ☺️ Maybe two friends!
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Ambrose ✨️ @plastikdeity.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
I am positive an ostrich could kill an adult man without even trying. Possibly without even noticing.
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Ambrose ✨️ @plastikdeity.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
I'd really like to watch MythBusters vaporise a cybertruck with a rocket sled now 😌✨️
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Ambrose ✨️ @plastikdeity.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
Oh, to be someone's... 😌🥲
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Ambrose ✨️ @plastikdeity.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
@eskiworks.bsky.social Actually. Can I buy this? 😭💕 It reminds me of my childhood cat, Moon 😭💕
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Ambrose ✨️ @plastikdeity.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
#NASAapproved Space Cigarettes™️! For a spacetastic buzz, even Buzz Aldrin craves!*
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Ambrose ✨️ @plastikdeity.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
Cherish them u.u
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Ambrose ✨️ @plastikdeity.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
You may be displeased, but I am in love 🤩💕✨️
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Ambrose ✨️ @plastikdeity.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
Jeez. I had a nightmare that water had been allocated entirely towards factories by the government and an alternative to water had been created for the common people which was a pink-purple dust that would explode towards your face to hydrate you and it was clearly mind-altering in a very evil way
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Ambrose ✨️ @plastikdeity.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
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a crab is crawling on a rock with a blue sky behind it
Alt: Gif of a realistic, animated, red crab dancing energetically atop a rock near a tropical beach with palm trees. It is a sunny day. A blue sky and green foliage can be seen beyond the crab.
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Ambrose ✨️ @plastikdeity.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
The texture 🤩💕✨️ I love !!
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Ambrose ✨️ @plastikdeity.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Exactly how Penny requests breakfast. I believe she hears a change in my breathing as I start to wake up and takes that as her cue to begin licking and kneading me with vengeance. There is no escape. Blankets are no barrier. She /will/ be fed, like it or not.
A close-up picture of a long-hair ginger and white cat's face. She is wide-eyed, staring intensely into the camera, with bright yellow-green eyes and small, thin pupils.
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Ambrose ✨️ @plastikdeity.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
He's gotta suck every last available drop of joy from the song before it can be added to the "casual enjoyment" playlist. (Looking through the replies has provided me with at least four more new songs to do exactly this with. I am delighted beyond words.)
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Ambrose ✨️ @plastikdeity.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
Cherish him.
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Ambrose ✨️ @plastikdeity.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
I genuinely want the Patrick Homer Simpstar minion abomination plushie. I can almost feel the disgusting, skin-crawling, bottom-of-the-barrel, laughably poor-quality material scraping across my palms as I hold him at arm's length and audibly question my life choices.
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Ambrose ✨️ @plastikdeity.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
Lmao, that's not tru- Oh Oh god
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Ambrose ✨️ @plastikdeity.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
I threw my back out so bad while lifting my housemate's massive crybaby of a cattle dog into the car to drive to the park that I'm still seeing an osteo months later.
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