Shawn Robare @shawnrobare.com · 52mApparently Conagra is permanently discontinuing the Mama Celeste brand. How the hell am I going to decide what to do in life’s tough moments if I can’t flip one for options?! 2133
Shawn Robare @shawnrobare.com · 1hRemember that time he went to the Monster Squad premier? No? Just me? Oh yeah, that's my weird thing... 230
Shawn Robare @shawnrobare.com · 8hYou got your @hellbentforletterbox.com peanut butter mixed up in the @crestwoodhouse.bsky.social chocolate! That’s right, it’s a special crossover as I get a chance to guest on today’s Hellbent to talk all about Brimestone! Boy do I have some thoughts on this one cultfilmclub.com/hellbent-for... 0133
Shawn Robare @shawnrobare.com · 08/10/2026Never having had this, I can still imagine the flavor and ewwww 120
Shawn Robare @shawnrobare.com · 08/10/2026Now walk past it unawares, in the pitch black, at 4:30am. 150
Shawn Robare @shawnrobare.com · 07/10/2026Brand new @crestwoodhouse.bsky.social this week as I lead @paxholley.com & @michaelmay.bsky.social on an expedition to find The Abominable Snowman, the 1957 Hammer cryptid classic! cultfilmclub.com/crestwood-ho... 1223
Shawn Robare @shawnrobare.com · 06/10/2026Our vintage Halloween potpourri is out and I still don’t know what the F this one piece is. Is it the dang Mindflayer? Also, portions of the potpourri need to calm the F down… 5281
Shawn Robare @shawnrobare.com · 06/10/2026Bull Airs got the Jim Henson version of the Monster cereals license, which for shoes is…whatever. But they tend to have whole collections including accessories like their off-brand Madballs… What I’m saying is there might be Monster cereal Madballs on the way… www.bullairs.com/jim-hensons-... 2140
Shawn Robare @shawnrobare.com · 05/10/2026That time I bought an old Trapper Keeper with rad Halloween Prism stickers from the 80s inside… 4303
Shawn Robare @shawnrobare.com · 03/10/2026Showing up to date night with @shezcrafti.com wearing this… 5280
Shawn Robare @shawnrobare.com · 03/10/2026It’s so dumb. I love him. But it’s still pretty dumb. Why wasn’t he named Dial Tonello? 10330
Shawn Robare @shawnrobare.com · 02/10/2026If our railing is sincere enough then the Great Pumpkin will come and watch our kids for a night so @shezcrafti.com & I can have a date night. I believe 1100
Shawn Robare @shawnrobare.com · 02/10/2026I mean, I could hide away in Logray’s nostrils, that goes pretty hard too… 160
Shawn Robare @shawnrobare.com · 02/10/2026Day 5 RAWR I’m gonna start charging commission rates (I’ll take hugs and cleaning his room in lieu of payment…) 5400
Shawn Robare @shawnrobare.com · 01/10/2026The real question is are you a Jo with a pony tail person, or Jo with a lion’s mane? 290
Shawn Robare @shawnrobare.com · 30/09/2026Day 3 putting drawings in my son’s lunch… ngl, was a little proud of this one… 8561
Shawn Robare @shawnrobare.com · 30/09/2026Is your Wednesday ghoulish enough for you? No? Well how about a brand new episode of the @crestwoodhouse.bsky.social! This week co-host @paxholley.com introduces @michaelmay.bsky.social & I to Hammer’s Twins of Evil from 1971! cultfilmclub.com/crestwood-ho... 0152
Shawn Robare @shawnrobare.com · 30/09/2026This is me having another fight with my previous employer who are trying to yet again (3rd time) to screw me out of $2,500 they owe me. It's cool. I guess. #2026reallysucks 4170
Shawn Robare @shawnrobare.com · 29/09/2026When you're You Can't Do That on Television image memories dovetail so well... 3314
Shawn Robare @shawnrobare.com · 29/09/2026Me too! Just got my son the 6ft one for his upcoming birthday… 020
Shawn Robare @shawnrobare.com · 29/09/2026The Clickbait model seems to be working on the same one as grief apparently. Denial, Anger, Bargaining, Depression, and Acceptance. We are we going to get a bunch of articles that appear to be written by Eeyore? 020
Shawn Robare @shawnrobare.com · 29/09/2026They even prophesied the Wednesday outfit from Addams Family Values! 050