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Shawn Robare

@shawnrobare.com
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Just a guy who remembers what it's like to be a kid. I ❤️ @shezcrafti.com, Co-Host of the @CultFilmClub.com & @CrestwoodHouse.bsky.social podcasts. I run PlasticRocketPop.com

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Shawn Robare @shawnrobare.com · 52m
Apparently Conagra is permanently discontinuing the Mama Celeste brand. How the hell am I going to decide what to do in life’s tough moments if I can’t flip one for options?!
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Shawn Robare @shawnrobare.com · 1h
Yeah they did...
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Remember that time he went to the Monster Squad premier? No? Just me? Oh yeah, that's my weird thing...
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Shawn Robare @shawnrobare.com · 1h
Hey, it's Teen Witch's real life brother!
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Shawn Robare @shawnrobare.com · 7h
Omg
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Shawn Robare @shawnrobare.com · 8h
Process…
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Shawn Robare @shawnrobare.com · 8h
Day 10 I bet he spits special sauce…
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Shawn Robare @shawnrobare.com · 8h
You got your @hellbentforletterbox.com peanut butter mixed up in the @crestwoodhouse.bsky.social chocolate! That’s right, it’s a special crossover as I get a chance to guest on today’s Hellbent to talk all about Brimestone! Boy do I have some thoughts on this one cultfilmclub.com/hellbent-for...
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Shawn Robare @shawnrobare.com · 8h
“Enchanté!”
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Shawn Robare @shawnrobare.com · 08/10/2026
Never having had this, I can still imagine the flavor and ewwww
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Shawn Robare @shawnrobare.com · 08/10/2026
IYKYK
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Shawn Robare @shawnrobare.com · 08/10/2026
Now walk past it unawares, in the pitch black, at 4:30am.
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Shawn Robare @shawnrobare.com · 08/10/2026
Art’s final destination…
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Shawn Robare @shawnrobare.com · 08/10/2026
Day 9 Mogwai
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Shawn Robare @shawnrobare.com · 07/10/2026
Brand new @crestwoodhouse.bsky.social this week as I lead @paxholley.com & @michaelmay.bsky.social on an expedition to find The Abominable Snowman, the 1957 Hammer cryptid classic! cultfilmclub.com/crestwood-ho...
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Shawn Robare @shawnrobare.com · 07/10/2026
Process
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Shawn Robare @shawnrobare.com · 07/10/2026
Day 8 My kid loves seafood…
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Shawn Robare @shawnrobare.com · 07/10/2026
How I arrived on Bluesky
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Shawn Robare @shawnrobare.com · 06/10/2026
Our vintage Halloween potpourri is out and I still don’t know what the F this one piece is. Is it the dang Mindflayer? Also, portions of the potpourri need to calm the F down…
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Shawn Robare @shawnrobare.com · 06/10/2026
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Shawn Robare @shawnrobare.com · 06/10/2026
Bull Airs got the Jim Henson version of the Monster cereals license, which for shoes is…whatever. But they tend to have whole collections including accessories like their off-brand Madballs… What I’m saying is there might be Monster cereal Madballs on the way… www.bullairs.com/jim-hensons-...
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Shawn Robare @shawnrobare.com · 06/10/2026
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Shawn Robare @shawnrobare.com · 06/10/2026
Day 7 Buzz buzz buzz
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Shawn Robare @shawnrobare.com · 05/10/2026
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Shawn Robare @shawnrobare.com · 05/10/2026
Day 6
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Shawn Robare @shawnrobare.com · 05/10/2026
That time I bought an old Trapper Keeper with rad Halloween Prism stickers from the 80s inside…
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Shawn Robare @shawnrobare.com · 03/10/2026
Tis the season…
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Shawn Robare @shawnrobare.com · 03/10/2026
A night we’ll never forget…
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Shawn Robare @shawnrobare.com · 03/10/2026
I also rented a hotel room…
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Shawn Robare @shawnrobare.com · 03/10/2026
I’m ordering the steak…and lobster…
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Shawn Robare @shawnrobare.com · 03/10/2026
Showing up to date night with @shezcrafti.com wearing this…
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Shawn Robare @shawnrobare.com · 03/10/2026
It's a good era...
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Shawn Robare @shawnrobare.com · 03/10/2026
It’s so dumb. I love him. But it’s still pretty dumb. Why wasn’t he named Dial Tonello?
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Shawn Robare @shawnrobare.com · 02/10/2026
If our railing is sincere enough then the Great Pumpkin will come and watch our kids for a night so @shezcrafti.com & I can have a date night. I believe
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Shawn Robare @shawnrobare.com · 02/10/2026
I mean, I could hide away in Logray’s nostrils, that goes pretty hard too…
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Shawn Robare @shawnrobare.com · 02/10/2026
Process pic…
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Shawn Robare @shawnrobare.com · 02/10/2026
Day 5 RAWR I’m gonna start charging commission rates (I’ll take hugs and cleaning his room in lieu of payment…)
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Shawn Robare @shawnrobare.com · 01/10/2026
I feel seen…
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Shawn Robare @shawnrobare.com · 01/10/2026
The real question is are you a Jo with a pony tail person, or Jo with a lion’s mane?
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Shawn Robare @shawnrobare.com · 01/10/2026
Day 4 I think this got lost in the coloring…
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Shawn Robare @shawnrobare.com · 30/09/2026
Day 3 putting drawings in my son’s lunch… ngl, was a little proud of this one…
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Shawn Robare @shawnrobare.com · 30/09/2026
Is your Wednesday ghoulish enough for you? No? Well how about a brand new episode of the @crestwoodhouse.bsky.social! This week co-host @paxholley.com introduces @michaelmay.bsky.social & I to Hammer’s Twins of Evil from 1971! cultfilmclub.com/crestwood-ho...
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Shawn Robare @shawnrobare.com · 30/09/2026
This is me having another fight with my previous employer who are trying to yet again (3rd time) to screw me out of $2,500 they owe me. It's cool. I guess. #2026reallysucks
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Shawn Robare @shawnrobare.com · 29/09/2026
When you're You Can't Do That on Television image memories dovetail so well...
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Shawn Robare @shawnrobare.com · 29/09/2026
Me too! Just got my son the 6ft one for his upcoming birthday…
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Shawn Robare @shawnrobare.com · 29/09/2026
The Clickbait model seems to be working on the same one as grief apparently. Denial, Anger, Bargaining, Depression, and Acceptance. We are we going to get a bunch of articles that appear to be written by Eeyore?
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Shawn Robare @shawnrobare.com · 29/09/2026
Day 2
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Shawn Robare @shawnrobare.com · 29/09/2026
They even prophesied the Wednesday outfit from Addams Family Values!
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Shawn Robare @shawnrobare.com · 29/09/2026
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