Fake Plastic Cowboy @plasticcowboy.bsky.social · 30/05/2026Looks like Arsenal are going to try and 'backs to the wall' this for 75 minutes. Gunners fans are going to age at some rate tonight. #UCL 000
Fake Plastic Cowboy @plasticcowboy.bsky.social · 06/05/2026It's been goalless for nearly 15 minutes here, what a snoozefest #baypsg 020
Fake Plastic Cowboy @plasticcowboy.bsky.social · 26/03/2026This last 15 minutes is going to be unbearable. C'mon Cymru! #WALBIH 010
Fake Plastic Cowboy @plasticcowboy.bsky.social · 26/03/2026Wales! Champions of the #worldcupqualifiers anthems 010
Fake Plastic Cowboy @plasticcowboy.bsky.social · 14/03/2026I think the most insane ending to a 6 nations championship I have ever seen. Rugby, bloody hell! 020
Fake Plastic Cowboy @plasticcowboy.bsky.social · 07/03/2026Everyone should feel the joy of beating England. Complimenti italia! #M6N 000
Fake Plastic Cowboy @plasticcowboy.bsky.social · 21/02/2026Why does the RFU insist on warbling sopranos for the anthems at Twickenham? Dreadful. #ENGvIRE 000
Fake Plastic Cowboy @plasticcowboy.bsky.social · 02/01/2026The darts just being the darts. #darts 010
Fake Plastic Cowboy @plasticcowboy.bsky.social · 13/12/2025In Harry Wilson's left foot lie the mysteries of the universe - unknowable and wondrous in equal measure. #BURFUL 010
Fake Plastic Cowboy @plasticcowboy.bsky.social · 29/11/2025Give me Harry Wilson's left foot and I could rule the world #TOTFUL 100
Fake Plastic Cowboy @plasticcowboy.bsky.social · 27/09/2025The suburban MAGA dads at the Ryder Cup can't handle their 4% lite beer. 130
Fake Plastic Cowboy @plasticcowboy.bsky.social · 08/06/2025Alcaraz trying to finish this early so he can get in and watch the football. 010
Fake Plastic Cowboy @plasticcowboy.bsky.social · 17/11/2024Unless the Springboks are 'on the beach' next weekend, Saturday is going to be brutal. 000
