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magdalene @plasmagdalene.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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a urologist i saw for a persistent problem was performing a procedure that involved sticking a camera probe inside me. it was extremely painful. as i squeezed the nurses hand and tried not to cry, the doctor asked me if i “ever stuck anything up in there.” when i reported this, the clinic called me and tried to intimidate me into retracting the complaint.
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magdalene @plasmagdalene.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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magdalene @plasmagdalene.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
justice doesnt exist. spectacle is stupid.
i dont need to weigh in in any real sense bc more well spoken ppl than me have articulated the things about rehabilitation and justice and all that. on a personal level, i have been in the situation where someone who sexually assaulted me was relatively well known in art/media spaces and speaking out didnt do shit.
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magdalene @plasmagdalene.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
can AI be pinned to a wall by superheated rebar fired from my jury-rigged crossbow?
a metrocop pinned to the wall by superheated rebar fired from a jury-rigged crossbow
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magdalene @plasmagdalene.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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magdalene @plasmagdalene.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
toucha the tummy
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magdalene @plasmagdalene.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
fuck you to death i am 31 years old
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magdalene @plasmagdalene.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
bro i hate the ‘bodycam’ trend of games n videos. now ppl are even modding it into games.
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magdalene @plasmagdalene.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
yeah i knew about oney the animator from his youtube days and that he never grew out of being a reactionary little pustule so i never liked that shit. wait hang on bluesky is telling me to reply in french. oney est un crétin fini qui n'a jamais rien fait de bien.
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magdalene @plasmagdalene.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
sprawl zero is my favorite game of 2026
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magdalene @plasmagdalene.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
tummy idiot
my cats big stupid fluffy tummy
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magdalene @plasmagdalene.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
sprawl zero also has this photo mode where i can put black bars on it with the logo on it like im making a promo image for a 2003 website about the game
spider tank!Reading a book in sprawl zeroShooting grandpa in the face in Sprawl ZeroLooking at the Half-Life 2 water vending machine in Sprawl Zero
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magdalene @plasmagdalene.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
WAIT WHAT?
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magdalene @plasmagdalene.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
?
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magdalene @plasmagdalene.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
🚨TUMMY ALERT🚨
kitty tummy
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magdalene @plasmagdalene.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
vibes
a screenshot of me fishing in skyrim. the lake monster is there.
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magdalene @plasmagdalene.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
banana.
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magdalene @plasmagdalene.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
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magdalene @plasmagdalene.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
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magdalene @plasmagdalene.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
mayor dewey
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magdalene @plasmagdalene.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
tummyboy
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magdalene @plasmagdalene.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
white thalmor
white thalmor
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magdalene @plasmagdalene.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
screenshots of fucking misery and despair
a skyrim text popup that reads 'you cannot fish while in combat'
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magdalene @plasmagdalene.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
what the fuck its animal
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magdalene @plasmagdalene.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
how it is these days
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magdalene @plasmagdalene.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
bad comic day thing
panel 1: "it's some kind of comic day, okay?"
"wait, should i do this? do i count?"

panel 2: "like, do i even make anything? i've yet to figure it out."

panel 3: "wait, it's like almost midnight?"

panel 4: "come on, man"
"i don't think it matters too much anyway. i should make more stuff."
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magdalene @plasmagdalene.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
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magdalene @plasmagdalene.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
found it
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magdalene @plasmagdalene.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
it’s thursday
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magdalene @plasmagdalene.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
The narration on the second one really gets me. like what are you doing. why are you acting like this.
"Trying to make Fallout New Vegas into a good-looking game really is a Sisyphean-" and then I presume he says 'Task'.
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magdalene @plasmagdalene.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
play SPRAWL ZERO btw
\\: It is year [REDACTED].

\\: The shadows grow long for the human race.

\\: Endless wars, natural cataclysms, and rampant disease have left a fractured world paralyzed by the illusion of order. The last surviving state is governed by men kept alive long past their natural lifespans, consumed by a bottomless paranoia.
\\: The world is broken. Yet, unable to imagine an alternative, humanity blindly maintains the facade of a functioning society. The delusion has become a self-fulfilling prophecy. 


\\: The simulation is our reality.
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magdalene @plasmagdalene.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
happy pride
a fake skyrim loading screen that says 'most dunmer are transphobic'
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magdalene @plasmagdalene.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
was always fond of this one
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magdalene @plasmagdalene.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
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magdalene @plasmagdalene.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
look at the new doll i made to hit things with ferrofluid spears
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magdalene @plasmagdalene.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
cuting his paws
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magdalene @plasmagdalene.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
🫡
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magdalene @plasmagdalene.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
theyre trying to do an MMA league for fencing basically?? but also like. the language here is straight up insulting. "earns its place on the world stage"? fuck off. fuck off.
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magdalene @plasmagdalene.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
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magdalene @plasmagdalene.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
a screenshot of that part from godzilla vs destoroyah where they do an ‘aliens’ bit, with the youtube comment reading:
“This is what the creator of the oxygen destroyer was afraid would happen as crazy as it sounds. He tried not to use it for this reason alone. He really did.”
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magdalene @plasmagdalene.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
trapped a mans soul in this pie lol hes in agony lol
an apple pie fresh out of the oven. it looks like a frowning face for some reason
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magdalene @plasmagdalene.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
super gyaos: charging up some gayass beam or whatever gamera, falling out of orbit under my guidance:
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magdalene @plasmagdalene.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
tummy animal
a fluffy grey tabby cat with an inviting tummy
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magdalene @plasmagdalene.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
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magdalene @plasmagdalene.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
shout.
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magdalene @plasmagdalene.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
highly fucking cynical shit if you ask me
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magdalene @plasmagdalene.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
he wishes his mutant army could cum
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magdalene @plasmagdalene.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
square up
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magdalene @plasmagdalene.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
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magdalene @plasmagdalene.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
test
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