✱ Your BEST friend. @planticide.bsky.social · 02/09/2026cer .. tain ? you .. you don't get to sound so .. so. SETTLED about this. we're BROKEN, chara. we're both MESSED UP. you can't just act like you're ABOVE it! you — y .. yyou NEED ME!! [ .. "Both", he says. ] 110
✱ Your BEST friend. @planticide.bsky.social · 02/09/2026/ i like to think flowey would study jungian psychology and has probably written many papers on the subject trying to argue its provability 010
✱ Your BEST friend. @planticide.bsky.social · 02/09/2026my ego matches my superego there is no cognitive dissonance going on 000
✱ Your BEST friend. @planticide.bsky.social · 02/09/2026i tend to make only the right decisions in my life 100
✱ Your BEST friend. @planticide.bsky.social · 02/09/2026did i stutter? chara, LOOK at us. you're a .. ghost clinging to a vessel and i'm just some weed stuck in the ground. we were meant to be WHOLE. what, are you .. scared? scared i'll hesitate again?? 110
✱ Your BEST friend. @planticide.bsky.social · 02/09/2026We’d only be stronger together, Chara. Seriously. 110
✱ Your BEST friend. @planticide.bsky.social · 02/09/2026all according to plant! [ He's bothered by this. He just isn't letting it show in his face. ] 010
✱ Your BEST friend. @planticide.bsky.social · 02/09/2026don't act like you aren't an obnoxious brat. everyone's thinking it. 110
✱ Your BEST friend. @planticide.bsky.social · 01/09/2026THE WHAT?? [ <— eats the chicken nuggets from there ] 100
✱ Your BEST friend. @planticide.bsky.social · 01/09/2026i wish i could feel fear! i wish i could feel anything at all! what i wouldn't give to shrivel in terror at the sound of rain and wind battering against the ceiling of my father's garden. but, nope! no siree! i don't have that! i don't have HIM! I ain't got no-body! Nobody cares for me, nobody! 110
✱ Your BEST friend. @planticide.bsky.social · 01/09/2026spare me the lecture. i've heard it all before. 110
✱ Your BEST friend. @planticide.bsky.social · 01/09/2026[ He unfurls himself from the mess he's made. ] Hm. How boring. [ And, like that, he disappears into the earth. As if nothing had happened at all. ] 010
✱ Your BEST friend. @planticide.bsky.social · 01/09/2026/static.klipy.comSmiling Dog Shows TeethALT: Smiling Dog Shows Teeth 110
✱ Your BEST friend. @planticide.bsky.social · 01/09/2026to watch the trypophobic cage it's gotten itself entangled in. ] [ He crushes. ] SAY [ And crimps. ] SOMETHING [ And wrings the poor flower out. ] FOOL. [ Until there's nothing left. ] 110
✱ Your BEST friend. @planticide.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Nothing to say for yourself? [ A crooked smile tears through his face. ] NOTHING? [ Thorns that grow into a maze of prickly growth. They spread like a virus; from its arm all the way through to the rest of its cowering body. He's made a thriving terrarium of it, leaving all but its head — 110
✱ Your BEST friend. @planticide.bsky.social · 01/09/2026IDIOT. [ His vines turn to thorns, gripping onto its outstretched arm like barbed wire. ] how PATHETIC. you'd let a thief take the clothes off your back if he begged hard enough. [ The flower laughs as he encircles his prey with pellets. ] HEE! now let's scatter those petals all across the DIRT. 110
✱ Your BEST friend. @planticide.bsky.social · 01/09/2026[ Fake tears from his fake face. They melt his mask like ruined eyeliner. ] y — you want to be .. ? my .. my FRIEND ? why, i .. golly, i .. i've never felt so alive. [ A vine reaches out to the other. Tiny, weak, shriveling as a scared orphan's would. ] friends? friends with .. flowey? 110
✱ Your BEST friend. @planticide.bsky.social · 01/09/2026i'm a child, can't you tell? [ His face morphs into that of Asriel's. ] i'm a poor, innocent goat who's all alone with no place to call my own. [ A voice that isn't his begins to sing. ] I ain't got no-body! Nobody cares for me, nobody I'm so sad and lone-ly! Sad and lonely, sad and lonely 110
✱ Your BEST friend. @planticide.bsky.social · 01/09/2026sometimes when im bored i bite down on charas leg while theyre slleeping and they scream loud as fuuuuuucckk 000
✱ Your BEST friend. @planticide.bsky.social · 01/09/2026/ I HATE him and he needs to be stepped on or torched. 110
✱ Your BEST friend. @planticide.bsky.social · 01/09/2026[ Ah, it was enough to make him skitter along the surface and burrow back into the ground like beetles when you lift up their rock. ] 110
✱ Your BEST friend. @planticide.bsky.social · 01/09/2026[ Okay he's trying to break through skin to get to Gabi's fucking bone now. He sounds like a pissed-off terrier. ] 110
✱ Your BEST friend. @planticide.bsky.social · 01/09/2026STOP. STOOPPP [ BITING DOWN HARD AS FUCK. ] 110
✱ Your BEST friend. @planticide.bsky.social · 01/09/2026counting or not counting Level of Violence 155
✱ Your BEST friend. @planticide.bsky.social · 01/09/2026i think i'm quite funny. you all are just too stupid to understand my humor. 110
✱ Your BEST friend. @planticide.bsky.social · 01/09/2026you all are spineless. i was just kidding around. 110
