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Beneath The Planet of the Grapes

@planetofthegrapes.bsky.social
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what if twitter was less toxic, ad and (mostly) bot free, and not run by ‘that guy’

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Beneath The Planet of the Grapes @planetofthegrapes.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
In spirit of Farage’s weird fake shadow cabinet, I’d like to appoint my dog as Shadow Chief Mouser and my dad as Shadow Chancellor
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Beneath The Planet of the Grapes @planetofthegrapes.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
Andrew Tate and Jake Paul getting their shit kicked in quick succession is very gratifying to see, devastating for the alpha sigma grindset losers though
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Beneath The Planet of the Grapes @planetofthegrapes.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Libs? Owned. ☑️ Divorce? Pending.☑️ Kids? Can’t see them. ☑️
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Beneath The Planet of the Grapes @planetofthegrapes.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Last night was the perfect example of how centrism only goes to capitulate to the far right at even the slightest pushback. Hoping the bbc at least stick it up to them but I know they won’t
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Beneath The Planet of the Grapes @planetofthegrapes.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
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Beneath The Planet of the Grapes @planetofthegrapes.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
In case you need a reminder to not support EA, they just got bought out by Jared Kushner’s company and a Saudi Arabia investment fund. However bad it was before it’s about to get worse
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Beneath The Planet of the Grapes @planetofthegrapes.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
Now the the UN has officially called Israel’s actions genocide and we are members of the UN, can our country stop funding it and condemn it? And, god forbid, get our leadership to apologise and hold themselves accountable?
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Beneath The Planet of the Grapes @planetofthegrapes.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Never thought I'd see the day someone actually gets killed by “OwO”, let alone a prominent figure on the American right wing
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Beneath The Planet of the Grapes @planetofthegrapes.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
People are saying that he died of a heart attack. They're saying it was a big, beautiful moment. I don't know anything about it but its what the people are saying
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Beneath The Planet of the Grapes @planetofthegrapes.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
“”””””””””centrist”””””””””” why are we giving this country led by bloodthirsty psychopaths our tax money? We should be fighting them
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Beneath The Planet of the Grapes @planetofthegrapes.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
we’re gonna need a bigger Hague
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Beneath The Planet of the Grapes @planetofthegrapes.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
The most pathetic part of the trump presidency is that he feels the need to respond to every piece of criticism he gets from an even mildly noteworthy figure/piece of media instead of just ignoring them
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Beneath The Planet of the Grapes @planetofthegrapes.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
The by-election results are mostly a loss for the tories. Like, The conservative party is effectively dead. That being said Labour need to start listening to the people who voted for them instead of pandering to reform voters. It clearly isn't working.
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Beneath The Planet of the Grapes @planetofthegrapes.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Trans women are women Trans men are men The government’s opinion is not absolute Trans Rights are Human Rights❤️
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Beneath The Planet of the Grapes @planetofthegrapes.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
in France they arrest and bar people from office when they blatantly commit crimes in government
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Beneath The Planet of the Grapes @planetofthegrapes.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
Turns out hiring people based on blind loyalty instead of actual qualifications means you have a lot of big national security risks, who could've guessed
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Beneath The Planet of the Grapes @planetofthegrapes.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
Trump’s master plan to stop immigration is to make the US so uninhabitable that nobody would ever want to live there. This, of course, comes at the cost of the economy, tourism, international relations, the housing industry, the job market, society itself…
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Beneath The Planet of the Grapes @planetofthegrapes.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
concept: a social media platform where everything you write is automatically organised into a random cipher. Anyone who posts the key in the comments gets immediately permabanned
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Beneath The Planet of the Grapes @planetofthegrapes.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Kesha’s TiK ToK is perhaps the worst aging song in recent history because: It's called Tiktok It opens with ‘wake up in the morning feeling like P.Diddy’
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Beneath The Planet of the Grapes @planetofthegrapes.bsky.social · 14/07/2024
These last 24 hours have been a litmus test for who feels sympathetic with a fascist, just because an attempt was made on his life doesn't absolve him from all his wrongs. We should still hold him accountable for all he’s done
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Beneath The Planet of the Grapes @planetofthegrapes.bsky.social · 04/06/2024
Another far right nut job, another milkshake thrown at them. First Ian Mikes Cheong, now Farage. I wonder if they’re like vampires and enough milkshakes will cause them to disintegrate into ash
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Beneath The Planet of the Grapes @planetofthegrapes.bsky.social · 28/05/2024
sorry matpat, it looks like he didn’t play undertale…
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Beneath The Planet of the Grapes @planetofthegrapes.bsky.social · 19/04/2024
Sainsbury’s dropping the freddo to 10p is like when a government tries to strongarm the economy into being ok by printing more money
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Beneath The Planet of the Grapes @planetofthegrapes.bsky.social · 09/04/2024
kinda rude of the eclipse to not show up where I live, like could you just move a bit to the right please?
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Beneath The Planet of the Grapes @planetofthegrapes.bsky.social · 06/04/2024
happy ace day gamers 💪💪💪
lazy-eyed jerma eats lettuce like a brachiosaurus
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Beneath The Planet of the Grapes @planetofthegrapes.bsky.social · 04/04/2024
30,000+ Palestinian civilians killed: no talks of disarming Israel Seven people who were not Palestinians killed: many talks of disarming Israel The dehumanization of Palestinians was the reason for this. Killing one civilian should be enough to disarm a country. Better yet, don't arm them at all.
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Beneath The Planet of the Grapes @planetofthegrapes.bsky.social · 19/01/2024
I’m aware of my own flaws but not proactive enough to do anything about it. I should probably fix this flaw but I'm not proactive enough to bother
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Beneath The Planet of the Grapes @planetofthegrapes.bsky.social · 13/01/2024
I heard they're adding Tony Soprano to Fortnite, wonder what his back bling will be
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Beneath The Planet of the Grapes @planetofthegrapes.bsky.social · 06/01/2024
wow this place is nice huh. Actual moderation and content filtering really makes a difference
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