Sarah Hörst @planetdr.bsky.social · 11/10/2026I…didn’t even bother to take a picture of the penguin before we turned it into a moose… 1100 0
Sarah Hörst @planetdr.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Current status: growing the prettiest lettuce that ever lettuced I need a garden section in my CV. 41171 0
Sarah Hörst @planetdr.bsky.social · 08/10/2026So I put googly eyes on our teeny tiny shop vac…and then we left the container of googly eyes next to the fun magnets and puzzle… And waited… And waited… And waited… 2173 0
Sarah Hörst @planetdr.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Tonight I was behind a car that was the same make and model as my 2019 car and it had a Gore Lieberman 2000 bumper sticker and… I don’t even know but I thought I should share. 7533 0
Sarah Hörst @planetdr.bsky.social · 01/10/2026This one has been living next to our door for a few days. 8520 0
Sarah Hörst @planetdr.bsky.social · 01/10/2026In other lab news, you know things have gotten serious in the troubleshooting department when we’ve had to deploy a minion. (Lab people are not ok. We are never ok) 3324 0
Sarah Hörst @planetdr.bsky.social · 01/10/2026The chamber to group member ratio in my lab is getting a little out of hand. It’s giving Oprah. 11701 0
Sarah Hörst @planetdr.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Ok unrelated to my car. A thing I’m *still* not used to about Maryland that feels like magic is multiple growing seasons. I mostly gardened in Montana which, well it snowed one 4th of July as a child so. I planted these a few weeks ago. Fall garden what 5472 0
Sarah Hörst @planetdr.bsky.social · 23/09/2026What say you blue friends? Is this a piece of my car? And if so where does it go??? I’ve looked! 19160 0
Sarah Hörst @planetdr.bsky.social · 11/09/2026We thought we finally sorted this out in June. But then it never showed up. So we sent an inquiry… 7363 0
Sarah Hörst @planetdr.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Honestly this would be funny if it wasn’t my life for the last twelve years. 1120 0
Sarah Hörst @planetdr.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Two Saturdays in a row 🤔 If I didn’t know better… 3220 0
Sarah Hörst @planetdr.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Apologies for being slow. Today was actually a terrible day minus my lovely class. Tada! 2171 0
Sarah Hörst @planetdr.bsky.social · 03/09/2026“In the Mayan tradition, people appealed to the spirit Ahmakiq (pronounced “ah-mahk-eek”) to stop strong winds from damaging their crops. The name literally translates to the “one who locks up the wind” 3483 0
Sarah Hörst @planetdr.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Today I learned the collective noun for turkey vultures that are just hanging out is “committee” But now I’m wondering where the dead thing is. 5393 0
Sarah Hörst @planetdr.bsky.social · 31/08/2026We moved one of our Awair sensors into the largest classroom in our building over the summer to monitor humidity. It also has a CO2 sensor. Happy first day of classes to Covid and other respiratory diseases I guess. 4435 0
Sarah Hörst @planetdr.bsky.social · 29/08/2026A colleague asked if I had read the comments on Hank’s video. I told her that is against my Rules of Existing on the Internet. But she insisted I go read them and many are quite lovely. Should’ve stopped before I hit this one… 91027 0
Sarah Hörst @planetdr.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Big Fruit has been holding out on us. I absolutely did not know cantaloupe comes in Personal Size. They are so good! 3371 0
Sarah Hörst @planetdr.bsky.social · 22/08/2026We grew everything on this plate (potatoes, carrots, pears, onion) except the pig 4731 0
Sarah Hörst @planetdr.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Also we appear to have successfully grown one (1) cantaloupe that didn’t get eaten by the fox We haven’t opened it yet so maybe I shouldn’t declare victory yet 101053 0
Sarah Hörst @planetdr.bsky.social · 19/08/2026My husband said he thought the cucumbers were done. I think they heard him 4290 0
Sarah Hörst @planetdr.bsky.social · 18/08/2026 Bear has decided to take up knitting. If he can figure out how 130 0
Sarah Hörst @planetdr.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Suspect number 1 appeared mere hours after putting out the trail cam 2221 0
Sarah Hörst @planetdr.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Given how far they’ve been moved (and detached from their vines) in guessing trash pandas 030 0
Sarah Hörst @planetdr.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Also my dept is getting another cucumber delivery tomorrow. We’re eating 1-3 per day and already made pickles so… 2300 0
Sarah Hörst @planetdr.bsky.social · 13/08/2026If you liked the green bean situation can I interest you in a tomato apocalypse. 6740 0
Sarah Hörst @planetdr.bsky.social · 06/08/2026In other news I made chicken tortilla soup today using peppers from my garden 3721 0
Sarah Hörst @planetdr.bsky.social · 02/08/2026An important summer life hack is to have a local pizza joint that sells their dough 2670 0
Sarah Hörst @planetdr.bsky.social · 02/08/2026In other news for those of you who keep telling us to make pickles…welp 73046 0
Sarah Hörst @planetdr.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Me: buys fancy gardening apron with huge pockets for harvesting Also me: 1713 0
Sarah Hörst @planetdr.bsky.social · 30/07/2026🚨🚨BREAKING NEWS FROM OLIN HALL🚨🚨 After months of…well…nothing… TINY FOOD AND NEW TINY PLANTS ARE APPEARING 5534 0
Sarah Hörst @planetdr.bsky.social · 24/07/2026A friend sent me an image of the Saturnian moon Daphnis that was clearly AI and I’m so flipping angry because these are REAL pics of Daphnis YOU DON’T HAVE TO AI SPACE IT IS ALREADY FUCKING AMAZING AHHH 619044 0
Sarah Hörst @planetdr.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Today’s @xkcd.com currently making the rounds on the Dragonfly team 😂 xkcd.com/3275 210111 0
Sarah Hörst @planetdr.bsky.social · 22/07/2026“I’m just going to go grab one pepper for dinner to whatever this is” pipeline 3911 0
Sarah Hörst @planetdr.bsky.social · 19/07/2026I have no idea what is happening rn but I assume it involves sportsball (Nb I played soccer in HS and college but I would much rather play than watch) 4240 0