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Plandy Sheffield 💜🤍🩶🖤

@plandysheffield.bsky.social
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A concoction of pessimistic outlooks on the world and far too many thoughts about tabletop games and films. Storyteller/GM for @MonthlyMurderClub.bsky.social Asexual - he/him

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Plandy Sheffield 💜🤍🩶🖤 @plandysheffield.bsky.social · 2h
My thoughts on the Mike Flanagan Carrie show? As an accurate adaptation of the book, it's a 3/10 (and so I can totally understand why people might be annoyed at the changes). But pretend you've never read the book and it's a 9/10 TV show.
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Plandy Sheffield 💜🤍🩶🖤 @plandysheffield.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Digger - I do admire that somebody is willing to try something new, but it didn't really click with me.
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Plandy Sheffield 💜🤍🩶🖤 @plandysheffield.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
15 years sober today. 2 more years and I'll officially have been sober for longer than I drank.
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Plandy Sheffield 💜🤍🩶🖤 @plandysheffield.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Is Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma a Christmas movie? Possibly.
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Plandy Sheffield 💜🤍🩶🖤 @plandysheffield.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Ridley Scott has directed 30 feature films. 9 of them are films that I think I like. 4 of those I consider to be great films everyone should watch. The Dog Stars is not one of these.
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Plandy Sheffield 💜🤍🩶🖤 @plandysheffield.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
The 5 Simpsons lines I've uttered most off the top of my head: 1. Stop, stop! He's already dead! 2. Just ask this scientician. 3. Just hook it to my veins! 4. My eyes! The goggles do nothing! 5. Everything's coming up Milhouse! Honourable mentions: Purple is a fruit Batman's a scientist
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Plandy Sheffield 💜🤍🩶🖤 @plandysheffield.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
We're gonna need a bigger shark.
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Plandy Sheffield 💜🤍🩶🖤 @plandysheffield.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
For clarification, it goes: Mars landing > > > > > > Moon landing > > > > > > Probe leaving our solar system > > > Planetary alignment > > > Halley's comet > > > > Videos of astronaut training > > Lego Space > Aurora borealis > Astronaut food > Regular food > > > > Solar eclipse
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Plandy Sheffield 💜🤍🩶🖤 @plandysheffield.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I love these two so much. #InternationalCatDay
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Plandy Sheffield 💜🤍🩶🖤 @plandysheffield.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
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Plandy Sheffield 💜🤍🩶🖤 @plandysheffield.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
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Alasdair Beckett-King @misterabk.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
How will Johnny Depp get into character as a terrible man with a litany of evil deeds?
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Plandy Sheffield 💜🤍🩶🖤 @plandysheffield.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Almost exactly 3 years to the day of my first time storytelling Blood on the Clocktower, our little Monthly Murder Club has its final meeting tonight. It's been a joy and honour to be master of the Grimoire for these past 3 years, but all good things must come to an end. Goodnight Ravenswood Bluff.
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Plandy Sheffield 💜🤍🩶🖤 @plandysheffield.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Hurry up and do the tournament montage - I need to go to bed!
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Plandy Sheffield 💜🤍🩶🖤 @plandysheffield.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Only team to avoid defeat to Spain at an international finals for the past four years - Cabo Verde😎
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Plandy Sheffield 💜🤍🩶🖤 @plandysheffield.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
An entire nation Googling "can a third place play-off go to extra time?"
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Abigail Thorn @theabigailthorn.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Appelez l'ambulance! Mais pas pour moi!
Call the ambulance but not for me meme
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Abigail Thorn @theabigailthorn.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Arrête, arrête, il est déjà mort!
The stop he’s already dead mean
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Plandy Sheffield 💜🤍🩶🖤 @plandysheffield.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I figure it's one of two options: A) World Cup has been replaced with the carpenter's cup from Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade B) if they win, they're all getting turned into vampires
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Plandy Sheffield 💜🤍🩶🖤 @plandysheffield.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I think my first knowledge of A Streetcar Named Desire is the version in the Simpsons. As such, when watching either the stage or film version I get disappointed by the lack of songs.
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Plandy Sheffield 💜🤍🩶🖤 @plandysheffield.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
You just know Sam Matterface has a list of Norwegian celebrities ready and if England win he's going to attempt his own "took a hell of a beating' line. The twat.
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Plandy Sheffield 💜🤍🩶🖤 @plandysheffield.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Don't worry lads, I'm sure if you complain to your president he'll get you a special trophy.
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Plandy Sheffield 💜🤍🩶🖤 @plandysheffield.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Can't wait to go back to enjoying watching Portugal play football again in Euro 2028.
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Plandy Sheffield 💜🤍🩶🖤 @plandysheffield.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Is he crying yet?
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John Rain🥇 @johnrain.co.uk · 06/07/2026
"Ronaldo is about to cry and you're laughing?"
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Plandy Sheffield 💜🤍🩶🖤 @plandysheffield.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
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Plandy Sheffield 💜🤍🩶🖤 @plandysheffield.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Harry Kane is auditioning for a vocal role in the Muppets.
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Plandy Sheffield 💜🤍🩶🖤 @plandysheffield.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
I assume Kier Starmer will get Quansah's suspension lifted. If not, he's failed as a prime minister and should probably resign.
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Plandy Sheffield 💜🤍🩶🖤 @plandysheffield.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Kick off delayed by an hour? Listen, I've been doing 5am kick-offs all month. This is nothing!
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Plandy Sheffield 💜🤍🩶🖤 @plandysheffield.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Genuine question - can players be booked during a hydration break?
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Plandy Sheffield 💜🤍🩶🖤 @plandysheffield.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Googling "what's Cabo Verde's penalty shootout record like?"
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Plandy Sheffield 💜🤍🩶🖤 @plandysheffield.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Just Speechless
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Son of Edwin Davies @edwinjdavies.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Unfortunately Vozinha does give a lot of fuel to every middle aged man who insists he could do what professional football players do
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Plandy Sheffield 💜🤍🩶🖤 @plandysheffield.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Me, when somebody offers me the chance to watch Cabo Verde draw a game.
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Simpsons Barney: Just Hook It To My Veins!
ALT: Simpsons Barney: Just Hook It To My Veins!
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Plandy Sheffield 💜🤍🩶🖤 @plandysheffield.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Hydration break
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Plandy Sheffield 💜🤍🩶🖤 @plandysheffield.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Watching France v Sweden like
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Plandy Sheffield 💜🤍🩶🖤 @plandysheffield.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Why is "the voice of Darren Cann" like a haunted Victorian child?
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Plandy Sheffield 💜🤍🩶🖤 @plandysheffield.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Cannot wait
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Plandy Sheffield 💜🤍🩶🖤 @plandysheffield.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Why are Panama cosplaying as 2003/04 Bolton Wanderers? #PANENG #PANvENG
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Plandy Sheffield 💜🤍🩶🖤 @plandysheffield.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
youtu.be/9cQlVww0zKo?...
youtu.be
Sash! - Ecuador (Official Video)
YouTube video by Altra Moda Music
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Plandy Sheffield 💜🤍🩶🖤 @plandysheffield.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
In a world where we got both Lee Dixon and Martin Keown as terrible co-commentators, I assume there's a better universe who got Steve Bould and Nigel Winterburn.
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Plandy Sheffield 💜🤍🩶🖤 @plandysheffield.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
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Plandy Sheffield 💜🤍🩶🖤 @plandysheffield.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Hey Tunisia - I've got an idea. Why not sack this manager as well and bring in another guy for the last game?
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Plandy Sheffield 💜🤍🩶🖤 @plandysheffield.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Oh Canada
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Plandy Sheffield 💜🤍🩶🖤 @plandysheffield.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
"what should England do - let's check with Emma at the blackboard" #ENGCRO #ENGHRV #ENGvCRO #ENGvHRV
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Plandy Sheffield 💜🤍🩶🖤 @plandysheffield.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
We're all Cabo Verde right?
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Plandy Sheffield 💜🤍🩶🖤 @plandysheffield.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
On brand, and ready.
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Plandy Sheffield 💜🤍🩶🖤 @plandysheffield.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
It's Enrico Palazzo!
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Plandy Sheffield 💜🤍🩶🖤 @plandysheffield.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Spending the next two hours slapping myself in the face to stay awake.
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Plandy Sheffield 💜🤍🩶🖤 @plandysheffield.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
An hour before the World Cup starts is a quality time for my telly to decide it doesn't work anymore.😐 Spare telly from the bedroom now plugged in, and I guess I'm shopping for a new telly now.
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