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I’m no expert but… @plaisteach.eurosky.social · 14/08/2026

When the fuck did it start? They don’t mean permanently do they?

A notification from a weather app stating that rain will be stopping soon.

I’m no expert but… @plaisteach.eurosky.social · 13/07/2026

I recently visited the Isle of Wight Bus & Coach Museum and they have a single decker bus there which has a convertible roof at the rear. This isn’t my photo but it is the bus back when it was in service.

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I’m no expert but… @plaisteach.eurosky.social · 07/07/2026

I just got a parking ticket for being in a disabled bay for 20 minutes. This is why people dislike traffic wardens.

A photo showing a parking ticket in a windscreen with a disabled permit displayed in the dashboard underneath the ticket.

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I’m no expert but… @plaisteach.eurosky.social · 11/06/2026

You can on mu.social and you can see the edit history.

Screenshot showing the edit history of the post. The post edited to add “Just like that”.

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I’m no expert but… @plaisteach.eurosky.social · 10/04/2026

I opened my news app today and I’m beginning to wonder if booking a family holiday to Lanzarote this year was a wise decision.

Screenshot of news app. Top story is about possible jet fuel shortages leading to flight cancellations. Third story is about the death of a British tourist in a crash in the Canaries.

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I’m no expert but… @plaisteach.eurosky.social · 07/04/2026

Developers give players too many customisation options when creating a character sometimes and it leads to cut scenes looking utterly ridiculous.

Donald and Melania Trump on the White House balcony with someone dressed as the Easter Bunny

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I’m no expert but… @plaisteach.eurosky.social · 05/03/2026

I’m not sure this sign is as reassuring as they think it is. I’ve used this lift for years but today was the first time I worried about it.

A sign printed on A4 paper that says: THE LIFT IS WORKING An engineer has been contacted to investigate the noise issue. FM Team

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I’m no expert but… @plaisteach.eurosky.social · 10/01/2026

Over the last week the news has been full of stories of Grok making illegal images available. Today I noticed it’s top of the app download charts. What the fuck is wrong with people?

iPhone App Store screen showing Top Charts under Free Apps. Grok is ranked number one, ChatGPT is ranked number two, followed by GOV.UK One Login at number three. Other listed apps include AI Video Generator, Dola: Smart AI Assistant, and Whatnot.

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I’m no expert but… @plaisteach.eurosky.social · 30/11/2025

I was just reading an article on The Times about how xAI’s new supercomputer is polluting a nearby town. One day historians will look back and wonder how we didn’t see it coming won’t they?

Housed in a warehouse guarded by CCTV cameras and an imposing fence, with a row of Tesla cybertrucks parked outside, Colossus is named after a 1970 dystopian film about a computer that seizes control of the United States nuclear codes and enslaves humanity.

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I’m no expert but… @plaisteach.eurosky.social · 17/11/2025

I was just reading about this new Nations Cup that the Six Nations are planning with SANZAAR. I had to check a map. Has anyone told Japan they’re moving?

A screenshot of part of a press release that says:

Representing the Northern
Hemisphere: England, France, Ireland,
Italy, Scotland, Wales

Representing the Southern
Hemisphere: Argentina, Australia, New Zealand, South Africa, Japan, Fill

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I’m no expert but… @plaisteach.eurosky.social · 30/09/2025

Just updating my phone software and this description sounds like something the Federal Bureau of Control would have written. What is an “unexpected artefact”?

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I’m no expert but… @plaisteach.eurosky.social · 13/09/2025

Back in the day, we used to beat the shit out of right wing thugs who marched through London. I want that country back. 🇬🇧

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I’m no expert but… @plaisteach.eurosky.social · 11/08/2025

When are we going to get localised trending topics in the @bsky.app? I’m in the UK and I’m finding it hard to comprehend that all people are talking about is electricity, bird spotting, home decoration, big cats or aquatic mammals.

Screenshot of today’s trending topics:
1. D.C.
2. Blue Jays.
3. White House.
4. Lynx.
5. Dolphins.

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I’m no expert but… @plaisteach.eurosky.social · 10/08/2025

Just saw a report from earlier today about the work that @nationaltrust.org.uk do in the Farne Islands. Great work by them as always but I did have a good chuckle at the technique for weighing puffins.

A puffin being placed into a plastic measuring jug

A puffin in a plastic measuring jug being weighed on a scale

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I’m no expert but… @plaisteach.eurosky.social · 31/07/2025

@monzo.com seem to be doing their best to make paying my @unison.org.uk fees seem less of a bill…

Screenshot showing the Monzo app has truncated Unison General Fund to say Unison General Fun

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I’m no expert but… @plaisteach.eurosky.social · 27/07/2025

Waking up and getting up has never been easy. Usually I have to drag myself out of bed and brace myself for the day with a few coffees. On Sundays though I start my day with the beach, and it’s much better.

A beach, looking out to sea, with clouds above.

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I’m no expert but… @plaisteach.eurosky.social · 19/07/2025

Just contacted EE about an issue I’m having with my phone. Their new “visual service” said it will get me to the right person quickly. Unfortunately I think it may have overlooked something quite important…

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I’m no expert but… @plaisteach.eurosky.social · 10/07/2025

My daughter has reached that age where she likes a bit of drama and she’s started reading books that feature lots of teen drama and gossip. She spotted this at the school fayre and paid 20p for it. She didn’t get what she paid for.

The back cover of a Christian children’s book that resembles a teen drama but is focused on praying and learning to wait for God to answer prayers.

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I’m no expert but… @plaisteach.eurosky.social · 09/07/2025

Received a suspected scam text this morning and decided to fight spam with spam.

A text exchange that starts with the scammer saying hello and then shows three evangelical Pastafarian replies.

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I’m no expert but… @plaisteach.eurosky.social · 03/07/2025

I saw a military style boot camp on the beach on Sunday. There was lots of shouting and jogging and push ups and sit ups in the sea and they were wearing Bergens. Didn’t see any of them take the opportunity to make a quick brew and have a fag though so can it really be called military style?

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I’m no expert but… @plaisteach.eurosky.social · 14/05/2025

I was just watching my local news and saw this great example of nominative determinism. Had to share with @andrewhunterm.bsky.social

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I’m no expert but… @plaisteach.eurosky.social · 31/03/2025

In an effort to shut him up I’ve made him this spot the difference that should keep him busy for a while…

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I’m no expert but… @plaisteach.eurosky.social · 27/03/2025

In a follow up to Uber Eats slightly racist St. Patrick’s offer, we have a bleak Mothers Day deal…

A notification from Uber Eats offering “40% off Mr. Kipling treats at Sainsbury’s. Perfect for spoiling mum this Mother’s Day”

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I’m no expert but… @plaisteach.eurosky.social · 25/03/2025

Had a great night at the @royalalberthall.bsky.social for the @teenagecancertrust.bsky.social evening of comedy in support of a fantastic charity. Donate here: donate.teenagecancertrust.org?type=single&....

The interior of the Royal Albert Hall with the stage set up for the Teenage Cancer Trust’s comedy night

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I’m no expert but… @plaisteach.eurosky.social · 21/03/2025

Is this show just going to end up making no sense like Lost?

Screenshot showing a notification that says “A new episode of Severance is now on Apple TV+”

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I’m no expert but… @plaisteach.eurosky.social · 15/03/2025

Uber Eats have a section for #St.Patricks weekend called Ingredients for an Irish supper and it’s just mince, potatoes and butter. 😂

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I’m no expert but… @plaisteach.eurosky.social · 27/02/2025

My brain failed to see the “View full thread” and this really confused me for far too long.

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