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Ale Checka

@plainy.bsky.social
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Teacher, latinx, cranky

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Ale Checka @plainy.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Hour two and half: we met Turtleini the Turtle. His tank was a highlight of line waiting
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Ale Checka @plainy.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
In retrospect it is deeply funny that ten minutes into the three hour wait I talked the dude in front of me into guest speaking at my school and by hour two I was sharing the relationship between Macbeth and Lord of the Rings with my line cohort
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Ale Checka @plainy.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
I am at the Musée Cluny and it is packed with people and absolutely nobody is noticing the cases with tiny flying penis badges but Medieval Twitter ruined me.
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Ale Checka @plainy.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
These devil children made my tall chair TOO TALL while I was absent so now I can’t teach anymore
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Ale Checka @plainy.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
This time they’ve gone Too Far THESE KIDS
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Ale Checka @plainy.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
I was feeling decent about my general appearance today and then I was asked if I wanted the senior discount at a pizza place That is the facial expression I did in response
My face
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Ale Checka @plainy.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
Every year I kind of fixate on a magical thing that could happen in my garden. This year I made a magical nook with a yellow bench. You can drink tea and read books in there. Birds sing to you and sometimes there’s a little breeze that rustles the leaves.
Birdcage arbor, some plants Birdcage arbor, no vines Birdcage arbor- covered in vines
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Ale Checka @plainy.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
That’s me looking tired and disheveled, about to take an overnight train out of Union Station a few weeks ago. It was clean and nice and fine. What on earth would the Natl Guard do there? Mill around aimlessly?
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Ale Checka @plainy.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
Okay, but here’s a photo I took for you in Mexico City
“Prioridad” bicycle sign
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Ale Checka @plainy.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
Patience finally paying off in the backyard
Pink lisianthus Pink dahlia Tiger lily Pink echinacea with hovering bee
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Ale Checka @plainy.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
Going to a high school graduation as a middle school teacher is amazing. Feels like a flex and a victory lap and a validation and all the things. Hard work in the classroom pays off!!
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Ale Checka @plainy.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
Dishes are DONE, man
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Ale Checka @plainy.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
Packing up the classroom, and kids found this old teacher picture of me from a few years ago. Eighth grader: “Wow! That’s the year I was born!!!” Evidently 2011 was a little minute ago? And I am a thousand years old
Teacher yearbook photo, 2011
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Ale Checka @plainy.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
First year with ranunculus, and I’ve learned that they open and close over the course of the day
Closed pink ranunculusOpen pink ranunculus
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Ale Checka @plainy.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
Long day at work, happy minute in the garden
Yellow ranunculusNasturtiums and marigolds Bird mural, peonies (not in bloom)
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Ale Checka @plainy.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
This is my post-work backyard face. I wanna hear all the birbs and smell all the flowers
Me, in yellow, looking off to the side
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Ale Checka @plainy.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
I came home and more lovelies are blooming. Waited four years for that peony to bloom
Peony Pink rosesOrange rose
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Ale Checka @plainy.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
My tia’s fridge speaking the same truth every visit. Once again, I will ignore it
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Ale Checka @plainy.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
I’m on my way to the funeral of my favorite Tio, the state leg just devastated public schools in Texas (again) and one of my peonies is starting to bloom for the first time
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Ale Checka @plainy.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
Kafka’s Metamorphosis with eighth graders, Y or N?
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Ale Checka @plainy.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Who is THIS?
Fuzzy golden moth
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Ale Checka @plainy.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
A new friend in the garden today
White iris
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Ale Checka @plainy.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
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Ale Checka @plainy.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
It’s the day after the state reading test, so I brought out *THE GOOD STUFF today *Cask of Amontillado and The Lottery
“For the love of god, Montresor”Slips of folded index cards. One has a black dot
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Ale Checka @plainy.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
I’ve about had it with autocorrect.
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Ale Checka @plainy.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
I take it back. Am in my hometown of Arlington, TX, and l’ll be damned- it’s packed. This is good
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Ale Checka @plainy.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
I thought I had staunch bulwark of moral principle against the panopticon and blind acceptance of tech into our personal spaces but maybe I need a camera since we live in these times now. The mystery animal shredded the fringe on a canopied chair!!!
It was the charming touch to a reading chair but now, like Natalie Imbruglia, it’s torn and broken on the floor
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Ale Checka @plainy.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Why would any creature mess with my backyard, which is a place of PEACE and SPLENDOR
Bluebonnets: innocent Fig tree: a silent witness Pink dianthus: an unwitting participant?!?Delicate grape leaves shorn of their innocence
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Ale Checka @plainy.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
I came home and my backyard pergola cushions are torn and strewed all over the dirt and now I am BEEFING with an undisclosed animal. Raccoon? Feral cats? League of evil squirrels? I don’t know but I am big, big, mad. Stay tuned
Evidence of the crime - torn, dirty cushions Innocent cushion degraded and shredded with no mercy. Not seen: innocent seedlings, crushed
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Ale Checka @plainy.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
Broke: at the airport to leave CDMX and go home Woke: My tía made me quesadillas with queso Oaxaca to take as a plane snack
Aluminum wrapped snack
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Ale Checka @plainy.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
Last stop: to Ciudadela to run an errand and to have cafe de olla after seeing all those mountains of piloncillo FÍN
Ale y su cafecito de olla
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Ale Checka @plainy.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
Okay, I hope y’all enjoyed that bc by the end Tía Laura was over me taking constant pictures while she’s trying to buy groceries
Apples and mangoes Mangoes and mameyPiles of oranges and strawberries Fruits
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Ale Checka @plainy.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
Extra mercado-y goodness, for your visual delectation
Nuts and spices Piloncillo!Camarones secos, like I used to sneak when I was a kid Piles of watermelons and pineapples
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Ale Checka @plainy.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
I’m including my face here, so y’all can see what “pleased as punch” looks like
GladiolosPansiesSo much pink and purple Me, wearing white glasses and a shirt with tiny white glasses
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Ale Checka @plainy.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
LisianthusAlcatrazPiles of pink flowers
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Ale Checka @plainy.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
More flowers for y’all, for your souls
Tía Laura y sus girasoles 🌻 Truck filled with lilliesSnapdragonsRoses
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Ale Checka @plainy.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
Welp. Yesterday morning, Tía Laura took me to the Mercado de Jamaica in CDMX, which was GLORIOUS.
Mercado de Jamaica Dos señoras entre muchas flores en el mercado Roses, girasoles, chrysanthemums Acapulco
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Ale Checka @plainy.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
All the way to the end and back to Los Pinos
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Ale Checka @plainy.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
Horses!!! Panteón, Tía Bety’s into it now, archive for the Cineteca
Horses! Panteón Tía BetyArchive of the Cineteca Nacional
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Ale Checka @plainy.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
Mucha contaminación- lots of smog today; still a cool view! City, fashion school (Centro), panteón (cemetery)
City viewVery cool school with green roofPanteón (cemetery)
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Ale Checka @plainy.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
I am going on an adventure! Tia Laura: nervous but into it. Tia Bety: a skeptic
MeMy tíasCablebus in the air
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Ale Checka @plainy.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
You can use normal metro card. One right is 7 pesos, which is less than a dollar. Good for a daily commute! It doesn’t come to a complete stop for you to get on or off, but it’s slow enough to get in comfortably
TurnstileSpace to get on the cars- it doesn’t come to a complete stop View from the gondola! Metro card
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Ale Checka @plainy.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
Arch for Los Pinos
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Ale Checka @plainy.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
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Ale Checka @plainy.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
Los dos géneros
“Suplicamos no estarcionarse”“Se ponchan llantas gratis”
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Ale Checka @plainy.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
I know I’m in hipsterville CDMX but I will never be not charmed by walking by unexpected Borges
A quote by Borges
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Ale Checka @plainy.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
PERO NO HAY NADA AHÍ
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Ale Checka @plainy.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
Lo hice
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Ale Checka @plainy.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Last day before spring break, building full of wild middle schoolers? You know what, though? Sartorially armed, I am
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Ale Checka @plainy.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
Btw, hot tip to anyone doing a session of Mayan glyphs or any glyphic writing system with English speaking kids. Start with a rebus! Emoji generation kids get it, and syllabaries aren’t a big leap
English rebus - 👁️❤️🐑
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