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Generations from now, in the distant future, an elementary school teacher will convey, "Your ancestors had to survive without buttonsqueegee droids, instead they had to use a roll of paper and their hands" and a chorus of little children will exclaim, "EWWWWWWWWWWWWW!"

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PlaceboMessiah @placebomessiah.bsky.social · 17/10/2025

Should Mitch McConnell sell his bathwater before it's too late?

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PlaceboMessiah @placebomessiah.bsky.social · 04/10/2025

Why do all my dreams have the Sora watermark on them now?

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PlaceboMessiah @placebomessiah.bsky.social · 27/09/2025

y0 Dawg I herd you leik cocaine, so I got you some charlie for ur Charlie

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PlaceboMessiah @placebomessiah.bsky.social · 13/09/2025

The real Charlie Kirk assassin was the friends we made along the way

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PlaceboMessiah @placebomessiah.bsky.social · 12/09/2025

I just saw him, he looked so healthy –JD Vance

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PlaceboMessiah @placebomessiah.bsky.social · 11/09/2025

Chief Medical Examiner Dr. Barbara Sampson has ruled Charlie Kirk's death a suicide.

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PlaceboMessiah @placebomessiah.bsky.social · 07/09/2025

Time flies, but what a lot of people fail to realize, is time swims as well. Time is also self-aware. There is no escape.

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PlaceboMessiah @placebomessiah.bsky.social · 20/08/2025

GenX can chill because being old and wise is skibidi now. no cap

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PlaceboMessiah @placebomessiah.bsky.social · 08/08/2025

As the assistant treasurer of the National Nintendo Switch Party, I believe 10 year olds should have the right to vote

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PlaceboMessiah @placebomessiah.bsky.social · 07/08/2025

"Bite the pillow I'm going in dry" - Albert Einstein

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PlaceboMessiah @placebomessiah.bsky.social · 05/08/2025

...and then I says to the rabbit, "Do you have a problem with shit sticking to your fur?"...

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PlaceboMessiah @placebomessiah.bsky.social · 28/07/2025

Do people who have trouble sleeping not know about overeating?

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PlaceboMessiah @placebomessiah.bsky.social · 28/07/2025

Cave walls were the first facebook. "THIS IS WAT ME EAT" *crude fingerpainting of antelope* via iThumb

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PlaceboMessiah @placebomessiah.bsky.social · 23/07/2024

I've got something unexpected for your bagging area right here

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PlaceboMessiah @placebomessiah.bsky.social · 21/07/2025

in the future, when robots rule the world, they will have an exclusive robot club called "robots.txt"

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PlaceboMessiah @placebomessiah.bsky.social · 18/07/2024

There Will Come Soft Brains - Zombie Ray Bradbury

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PlaceboMessiah @placebomessiah.bsky.social · 15/07/2025

My body is a temple "But you just ate a sativa gummybear" that was a deacon

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PlaceboMessiah @placebomessiah.bsky.social · 13/07/2025

you know, if you were truly cool with spiders, you'd cover yourself in spiders before going for a walk in the woods

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PlaceboMessiah @placebomessiah.bsky.social · 11/07/2025

The worst thing about the tide of revolutionary attitudes permeating western culture will be the ensuing battle over who gets to keep the best heads.

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PlaceboMessiah @placebomessiah.bsky.social · 25/01/2024

HI I ORDERED 3 LARGE COKES BUT I GOT 2 LARGE AND A MEDIUM

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PlaceboMessiah @placebomessiah.bsky.social · 04/07/2025

rip Michael Madsen :( you taught me how to dance

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PlaceboMessiah @placebomessiah.bsky.social · 02/07/2025

realestate agents on Halloween should paint their faces up like their defaced bench ads

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PlaceboMessiah @placebomessiah.bsky.social · 01/07/2025

seriously I froze because thought I just encountered a snake

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PlaceboMessiah @placebomessiah.bsky.social · 01/07/2025

a lady just asked for my autograph, first time for everything

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PlaceboMessiah @placebomessiah.bsky.social · 30/06/2025

Breaking: catpix are the new magic the gathering

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PlaceboMessiah @placebomessiah.bsky.social · 30/06/2025

I would like to thank you for not making fun of my genitalia -Montgomery Burns

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PlaceboMessiah @placebomessiah.bsky.social · 30/06/2025

has anyone else's life been horrifically disrupted by their grocery store no longer selling the large bags of European weiners?

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PlaceboMessiah @placebomessiah.bsky.social · 30/06/2025

Chemistry friends: Have you ever employed DMSO to quickly marinate porkchops?

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PlaceboMessiah @placebomessiah.bsky.social · 29/06/2025

Realdoll® has been making huge advances since the last time I explored their catalogue

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PlaceboMessiah @placebomessiah.bsky.social · 27/06/2025

Targeting GenX with my bathwater marketing campaign

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PlaceboMessiah @placebomessiah.bsky.social · 27/06/2025

"Good evening gentlemen, my name is Edward, I will be your waiter for this evening. I will start you off with some water, would you prefer sparkling or hose?"

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PlaceboMessiah @placebomessiah.bsky.social · 24/06/2025

I bet jar jar Binks would have been less controversial if he was doing a German accent

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PlaceboMessiah @placebomessiah.bsky.social · 24/06/2025

This is one of them sleepers we was warned about

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PlaceboMessiah @placebomessiah.bsky.social · 23/06/2025

Whatever became of these guys? photo ca. 2014

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