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Punk Rock Kilgore Trout

@pkrt.bsky.social
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Pro-pun punk rock guide to the galaxy and home of Peach Schnapps & the Poltergeists (and their side project, The Proof is in the Poutine). *will be copying some tweets from Twitter, to catch y'all up with the band Anti-fascist and 🇨🇦

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Punk Rock Kilgore Trout @pkrt.bsky.social · 7h
Kurt Kerf2: Actually, before the #hurricane and before the tsunami, we played here as The Proof is in the Poutine and we accidentally scalded several members of the audience with hot gravy and cheese curds-- We are Nickleback everyone! #vss365
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Punk Rock Kilgore Trout @pkrt.bsky.social · 9h
K2: Um, before the #hurricane they were hit by a tsunami... Peach Schnapps, mutters: Oh for fuck's sake-- We are pan-galatic peace punks Peach Schnapps & the Poltergeists! And, um, we brought poutine!!! #vss365
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Punk Rock Kilgore Trout @pkrt.bsky.social · 9h
We're pan-galatic punks Peach Schnapps & the Poltergeists and we're here to rock you like a hurricane! Kurt Kerf2: Uh, Peach? Half this planet was just destroyed by a #hurricane. We're Peach Schnapps & the Poltergeists and we're here to, uh, rock you to sleep and hug you like a gentle wave? #vss365
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Punk Rock Kilgore Trout @pkrt.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The #lure of the great black beast of BahGlar'th is said to be impossible to resist. Her siren call is rumoured to be an invitation to a slow and painful death. Seymour, unable to resist, falls into her lair... And she served tea and crumpets and a nice time was had by all. Rumours. Pfft. #vss365
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Punk Rock Kilgore Trout @pkrt.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Right???
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Punk Rock Kilgore Trout @pkrt.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Welcome back to the Pan-galatic Punk Picnic everyone! Today's dish is from the active mountain planet of Gravellus X, Bob! Ko'l, #active #mountain? Don't you mean volcano? No, Bob! This planet is home to sentient mountains! Sounds like a rocky situation! Ko'l groans. #vss365 #scififri
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Punk Rock Kilgore Trout @pkrt.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
*not mine, copied from twitter: #SCIFIFRI 10-02-26 Optional Theme: #ACTIVITY #Active Or choose your own scifi-ish topic OK Let's dazzle them ~!~ #scifiart Original Images & Artwork welcomed #writersofbluesky #vss365 #scifi #WritingCommmunity #Writers 🎨 Mykola Kuryliuk
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Punk Rock Kilgore Trout @pkrt.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Peach Schnapps: Jumping Jebus on a pogo stick! We missed the #target! Again! K2: Eh? Peach: #Scififri! K2: Not a problem! Peach: How do you #reckon? K2: Time is immaterial. An illusion. Tim, Timelord and all-around top turtle, mutters: I've been saying that all along. No one listens. #vss365
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Punk Rock Kilgore Trout @pkrt.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
*not mine, copied from twitter: **oops, a day late #SCIFIFRI 09-25-26 Optional Theme: #TARGET Or choose your own scifi-ish topic OK Let's dazzle them ~!~ #scifiart Original Images & Artwork welcomed #writersofbluesky #vss365 #scifi #WritingCommmunity #Writers Links encouraged, try not to spam * ੈ ✩
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Punk Rock Kilgore Trout @pkrt.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Welcome back to the Annual Pan-galatic Punk Picnic everyone! Today we have a healthy dish from Veegus V, Bob! Ko'l, am I reading this right? Their presentation consists mainly of the rare #passion vegetable? Yes Bob! Passion vegetable? Yeah, it really doesn't have the same ring to it... #vss365
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Punk Rock Kilgore Trout @pkrt.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Ahem... As we #embark upon this mission, let us remember all those who have gone before us. The many who have perished, the ones who didn't come back the same. Those who dreams were dashed. Let us bow our heads... Mum? We're just going to the grocery store! #vss365
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Punk Rock Kilgore Trout @pkrt.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Welcome back to the Annual Pan-galatic Punk Picnic everyone! Today we have bbq from the Deitius Climatus System, Bob! Ko'l, I'm excited about the lightning burgers! Me too! But with Zeus and Thor competing it's sure to be-- No, don't say it. --a #stormy situation! #vss365
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Punk Rock Kilgore Trout @pkrt.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
On Tka II, exists sentient timepieces. This patriarchal society, ruled by the unforgiving grandfather clocks, overshadowed the sundials and subjugated the hourglasses. But it was the lowly, feminine wristwatches who rose up. The ensuing #conflict was really only a matter of time. #vss365
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Punk Rock Kilgore Trout @pkrt.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
#Early #explorers to FeeLinus IV found the locals quite hostile at first. There was much clawing and hissing. It was only a matter of time before they found that under the chin scritching was soothing for all parties. #vss365 #scififri
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Punk Rock Kilgore Trout @pkrt.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
*not mine, copied from twitter: #SCIFIFRI 09-18-26 Optional Theme: #LATE #EARLY Or choose your own scifi-ish topic OK Let's dazzle them ~!~ #scifiart Original Images & Artwork welcomed #writersofbluesky #vss365 #WritingCommmunity #Writers Links encouraged, try not to spam * ੈ ✩
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Punk Rock Kilgore Trout @pkrt.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Welcome back to the Annual Pan-galatic Punk Picnic everyone! Today we have a dish prepared by the delegation from Philosophus IV, Bob! Ko'l, it's not another of their #esoteric concepts of food, is it? Well, they say that imagination is the key to flavour! So, is it actually food? Well... #vss365
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Punk Rock Kilgore Trout @pkrt.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Love this song! For many years now. Decades!
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Vintage Obscura Radio @vintageobscura.net · 11/09/2026
The Young Canadians - Hawaii [Canada, Punk Rock] (1979) Some great Canadian punk rock with Art Bergmann at the helm. redd.it/srsl3f youtu.be/uZ8WKHRArfI
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The Young Canadians - Hawaii [Canada, Punk Rock] (1979) Some great Canadian punk rock with Art Bergmann at the helm.
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Punk Rock Kilgore Trout @pkrt.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
#Invaders from Mars?? Pfft! We scoffed In our #naivete We didn't think of microbes Returning with our ships... Again, Elon Muskrat ruins everything. #vss365 #scififri
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Punk Rock Kilgore Trout @pkrt.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
* not mine, copied from twitter: #SCIFIFRI 09-11-26 Optional Theme: #INVADERS #INVADE Or choose your own scifi-ish topic OK Let's dazzle them ~!~ #scifiart Original Images & Artwork welcomed #writersofbluesky #vss365 #scifi #WritingCommmunity #Writers Links encouraged, try not to spam * ੈ ✩
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Punk Rock Kilgore Trout @pkrt.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Official statement from pan-galatic punks Peach Schnapps & the Poltergeists: We deeply regret earlier comments made, we fucking love Detroit! Our album, #Adroit in Detroit, is actually a homage. They keep us on our toes there! Now, as for the rest of the Orange Goblin's Amerikkka... #vss365
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Punk Rock Kilgore Trout @pkrt.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Interview with Pan-galatic punks Peach Schnapps & the Poltergeists: So why is your latest live album called #Adroit in Detroit? Peach: You have to ask? Have you been to Detroit?? #vss365
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Punk Rock Kilgore Trout @pkrt.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Peach Schnapps: We missed #scififri again! Kurt Kerf2: Today's not Friday? Peach: We need a new #action plan. K2: You want to #reconnoitre our approach? Peach: Rejig, revamp, re- something! K2: Well, on Hedonia VI it's always Friday! Peach: Or, we could lay off the space spliffs... #vss365
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Punk Rock Kilgore Trout @pkrt.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
* not mine, copied from twitter: #SCIFIFRI 09-04-26 Optional Theme: #ACTION #MOTION Or choose your own scifi-ish topic OK Let's dazzle them ~!~ #scifiart Original Images & Artwork welcomed #writersofbluesky #vss365 #scifi #WritingCommmunity #Writers Links encouraged, try not to spam * ੈ ✩
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Punk Rock Kilgore Trout @pkrt.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Between gigs and planets, pan-galatic punks Peach Schnapps & the Poltergeists find themselves in trouble. Peach: The ship has lost all internal #gravity! Kurt Kerf2: Have you tried checking the #glove compartment? Peach: What??? K2: What? I sometimes leave it there. #scififri #vss365
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Punk Rock Kilgore Trout @pkrt.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
*not mine, copied from twitter: #SCIFIFRI 08-28-26 Optional Theme: #GRAVITY Or choose your own scifi-ish topic OK Let's dazzle them ~!~ #scifiart Original Images & Artwork welcomed #writersofbluesky #vss365 #WritingCommmunity #Writers Links encouraged, try not to spam * ੈ ✩ Howdy Woodley
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Punk Rock Kilgore Trout @pkrt.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Pan-galatic punks Peach Schnapps & the Poltergeists' frontman: Remember making posters for our gigs and stapling them to lamposts around town? Penelope C. Penumbra: I loved designing those! Peach: Now we just beam our ads right into the fans' brains. It's so-- PCP: Invasive? Peach: Lazy. #vss365
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Punk Rock Kilgore Trout @pkrt.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Thank you!!!
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Punk Rock Kilgore Trout @pkrt.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
On Tarpon V, pan-galatic punks Peach Schnapps & the Poltergeists play to an adoring crowd of #sponge-like beings who rush the stage after the encore. Peach: It was great! Although kinda weird. Weird and moist. Very, very moist. #vss365
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Punk Rock Kilgore Trout @pkrt.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Interview with pan-galatic punks Peach Schnapps & the Poltergeists: So would you say that you're mostly a three chord punk band or a dance punk band? Peach: More of a three #cord band lately. Eh? Peach: Our gear was stolen on Robar V, so we're down to one amp, two mikes, and three cords. #vss365
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Punk Rock Kilgore Trout @pkrt.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Mañana, pan-galatic punks Peach Schnapps & the Poltergeists #return home. The time frame between flights is thinner than a #razor's edge. But, hey, that's travel, right? And stuck for another day on Espana Ocho? Todo bien. #vss365 #scififri
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Punk Rock Kilgore Trout @pkrt.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
*not mine, stealing from twitter: #SCIFIFRI 08-21-26 Optional Theme: #RETURN #REJECT Or choose your own scifi-ish topic OK Let's dazzle them ~!~ #scifiart Original Images & Artwork welcomed #writersofbluesky #vss365 #scifi #WritingCommmunity #Writers Links encouraged, try not to spam * ੈ ✩
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Punk Rock Kilgore Trout @pkrt.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Peach Schnapps: I haven't experienced this much heat and humidity since that show on Agua de Hades II. Kurt Kerf2: Right? There's not enough #soap in the universe to get clean at this point. Peach: What should we do? K2: Cerveza? Peach: Now you are speaking my language! #vss365
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Punk Rock Kilgore Trout @pkrt.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Pan-galatic punks Peach Schnapps & the Poltergeists #comb through the band's tour history. Peach: Have we played planet Gaudi before? Kurt Kerf2: I don't think so? But we definitely played Gehry VI a few times. Peach: I'm digging Gaudi. K2: Si! #vss365
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Punk Rock Kilgore Trout @pkrt.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Of the most hated systems in the galaxy (after Auto-tunus, which all agree is the most reprehensible) is the #Matchbox system. Planets 1 through 15 are bad, and 16 to 19 beyond awful. Thankfully, the system stopped there. #vss365
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Punk Rock Kilgore Trout @pkrt.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
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Punk Rock Kilgore Trout @pkrt.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Pan-galatic punks Peach Schnapps & the Poltergeists find a cozy little place in BARcelona, on the remote planet of Espana Ocho. #vss365 #hellawaits
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Punk Rock Kilgore Trout @pkrt.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Pan-galatic punks Peach Schnapps & the Poltergeists band meeting: Kurt Kerf2: I have a killer riff for our new song. Peach: No. No more guitar noodling. Our songs #tend to run around two minutes. 'Punch a Space Nazi' is less than that. In that time we say what we need to say. Perfection. #vss365
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Punk Rock Kilgore Trout @pkrt.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Tim, Timelord and all-around top turtle: This was all a bit of a mistake, I'm afraid. Eh? What do you mean? Tim: #Creation. No! What happened? Tim: I sneezed. #vss365
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Punk Rock Kilgore Trout @pkrt.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
What is it? Animal, vegetable, mineral? Hallucinogen? Poison? The #temptation is too great. Seymour licks it. #vss365
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Punk Rock Kilgore Trout @pkrt.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Upon #arrival on Hedonia V, you will be welcomed with a two hour massage-- Ooh, that sounds nice. Followed by a #healing kale smoothie from the planet's organic-- Wait, what? Kale?? What about the hookers and blow? Oh, you're thinking of Hedonia VI. That's it, I'm out. #vss365 #scififri
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Punk Rock Kilgore Trout @pkrt.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
*not mine, copied from twitter: #SCIFIFRI 07-31-26 Optional Theme: #HEAL #HEALTH Or choose your own scifi-ish topic OK Let's dazzle them ~!~ #scifiart Original Images & Artwork welcomed #writersofbluesky #vss365 #scifi #WritingCommmunity #Writers Links encouraged, try not to spam * ੈ ✩
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Punk Rock Kilgore Trout @pkrt.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
The first explorers to Aquarius II found the #coasts teeming with jellyfish. That did not sting, and to their delight, were grape-flavoured. However, the jellyfish were sentient. And had close ties to the planet's man o' wars, who truly, fully lived up to their name. #vss365
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Punk Rock Kilgore Trout @pkrt.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
As Amerikkka #descends into chaos and madness, at the hands of the Orange Goblin, a new superpower shall emerge. All hail Saint Pierre and Miquelon! So sayeth Tim, Timelord and all-around top turtle. #vss365
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Punk Rock Kilgore Trout @pkrt.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Tertiarially, to become a grand master you must-- Tershy whatnow? Thirdly, you must #summit the peaks of Grhyss. And then? You must eat this handful of tacks. Hey...wait a second! #vss365
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Punk Rock Kilgore Trout @pkrt.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
To #ascend to the level of Grand Master, you must follow these steps. Yes? Firstly, eat this handful of nails. Done! Then, on the eclipse of the moon of Grysh, you must fast for two weeks. YES! But, Master, why the handful of nails? Mostly, I just want to see what will happen. #vss365
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Punk Rock Kilgore Trout @pkrt.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Cheers! Thanks for reposting!
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Punk Rock Kilgore Trout @pkrt.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Thanks!!!
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Punk Rock Kilgore Trout @pkrt.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Pan-galatic parody punks the Proof is in the Poutine band meeting: Peach Poutine: We're in a rut. We need something new and fresh, a paradigm #shift. Let's take a #risk. Skiff Poutine: We could spray the crowd with cheese curds AND gravy? PP: And get sued? Again?? #vss365 #scififri
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Punk Rock Kilgore Trout @pkrt.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Pan-galatic punks Peach Schnapps & the Poltergeists band meeting: Peach: We're in a rut. We need something new and fresh, a paradigm #shift. Let's take a #risk or two. Kurt Kerf2: More cowbell? Peach: Meh. K2: Auto-tune? Peach: Do you want me to punch you in the throat? #vss365 #scififri
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