Reposted by Dibbun Doberman
Last night, @nitroshep.bsky.social was high af chillin outside. After I heard his 3rd raid on the kitchen in progress, I snuck up on him and told him I was gonna make him a bear sona and went back to my desk.
His response was to come kick over my garbage can, call it a bear attack, and run away. 🤣
