Peter Keen @pk054.bsky.social · 3hNice shot! I'd love to turn the clock back to around 1974 and show that picture to my late Uncle, who'd worked as a Fireman and later as a Storeman in a railway workshop. He loved the then new HSTs 000
Peter Keen @pk054.bsky.social · 4hI don't think I had any ME issues, but Cool Edit Pro recordings did fail on PCs running that operating system. But I think that was a general technology problem. 000
Peter Keen @pk054.bsky.social · 4hHer body language was as strange as her botched surgery. These people need care homes where they can be looked after until the urge to vandalise themselves has ebbed away 000
Peter Keen @pk054.bsky.social · 4hI guess the MAGA women on the front row will be given free knitting needles, a ball of wool and a bottle of gin to enhance their experience 010
Peter Keen @pk054.bsky.social · 9hI thought he might be the most pathetic person - worse than Orange guy - but the two muppets behind him look worse 000
Peter Keen @pk054.bsky.social · 9hWas his message produced using Artificial Intelligence? He certainly has zero of the human or super variety, nor does his diaper changing parasitic whore 000
Peter Keen @pk054.bsky.social · 12hVery clever. The way the computer of Apollo 11's Eagle lander coped with its interrupt overload pretty much qualified her for a sainthood, let alone professional accolades 010
Peter Keen @pk054.bsky.social · 12hThey always look like miniature prison ships that have drifted from their moorings at Chatham. The adverts proclaim 'no children' and 'no casino' which is always amusing 000
Peter Keen @pk054.bsky.social · 12hThree cheers for the waiting list gods! When I was a kid this kid of thing prompted the question 'ice cream or cornflakes after surgery?'. Is that question still a thing? 000
Reposted by Peter KeenRachel Parris @rachelparris.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Hey folks. In total honesty my tour is NOT selling well. I’ve sold 30 tickets in a 400 seater in Birmingham, and not much more elsewhere. If you like musical comedy, if you like standup, then please come see my show! And spread the word! The Rachel Parris Songbook tour starts in Nov! Link in bio! 🎶 841116931
Peter Keen @pk054.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Compared with Jenrick that guy is as honest as the day is long 020
Peter Keen @pk054.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Stow in the Wold? A&E will deal with that using just a local anaesthetic. Then just bathe with surgical spirit and apply antibiotics for a week to deal with possible infections 020
Peter Keen @pk054.bsky.social · 07/10/2026We could crowdfund a flight to Tehran for him. Let him fight whomsoever he chooses. There must be around 100 Mums whose Daughters were blown to pieces in that school that would look after him, one shred of flesh at a time 010
Peter Keen @pk054.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I'm sure that other folk who like me, have worked in the Far East will agree that that is close to perfection compared with some installations out in the open. But Spain is the only place that I've experienced where kiloVolts were insulated using PVC tape. Surprisingly it lasted a couple of hours! 020
Peter Keen @pk054.bsky.social · 07/10/2026She's right. We're looking through the shop window and loving the sight of those miserable greedy incompetant fools being spanked in the polls 010
Peter Keen @pk054.bsky.social · 07/10/2026There's one thing that's certain, in 40 years the Tory party conference won't be lauding the memory of Badenoch nor for that matter Spaffer Johnson 010
Peter Keen @pk054.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Do you have an ebay account to sell those raccoons? Could you deliver in time for Christmas? 😅 010
Peter Keen @pk054.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Is Bad Enoch trolling Clarkson and his Mum? She infamously started making Paddington Bear toys without a licence from Michael Bond, which could have resulted in court action if Bond hadn't been such a gentleman 020
Peter Keen @pk054.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Escape from the country would be my aim. The stink of muck spreading, closest supermarket 10 miles away, the noise of farm machinery, the threat of scallies nicking diesel (or 'planning terrorist attacks'), flytippers and the scream of engines as cars thrash along narrow lanes aren't my idea of fun 100
Peter Keen @pk054.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Is Bad Enoch trolling Clarkson and his Mum? She infamously started making Paddington Bear toys without a licence from Michael Bond, which could have resulted in court action if Bond hadn't been such a gentleman 000
Reposted by Peter KeenAdam Bienkov @adambienkov.bsky.social · 07/10/2026From the new Private Eye 512664960
Peter Keen @pk054.bsky.social · 07/10/2026There's no 'maybe'. Perhaps her scriptwriter needs to return to spewing out one-line jokes for funeral services 010
Peter Keen @pk054.bsky.social · 07/10/2026"I hope you've brought enough Schmittens to share with the rest of the class" 010
Peter Keen @pk054.bsky.social · 07/10/2026To be fair, if I had to be there I'd be knocking back Glenfiddich by the bucket full even though a gave up whisky 40 years ago 020
Peter Keen @pk054.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Yes, our Victorian 'Minton' tiled floors are a thing of beauty 000
Peter Keen @pk054.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I hope she's still waving that towel when it's threadbare and moth eaten on her 90th birthday 1371
Peter Keen @pk054.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Don't tell her that because she will be upset. Hate and fear are the only tools they have in the back of their van - apart from Mark Francois of course, he's Field Marshall Tool 000
Peter Keen @pk054.bsky.social · 07/10/2026The Grim Reeper is just taking the piss now. Even Archer wasn't on my top 50 list of folk that would never be missed. Has he become befuddled by his Terry Pratchett and Seth MacFarlane fame? 000
Peter Keen @pk054.bsky.social · 07/10/2026FFS it's as if the Pub Landlord and the Fagash Fuhrer managed to get together and have a child 021
Peter Keen @pk054.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Woo hoo - but a cautionary tale. Some ebayers are desperate to get rid of their things and any offer (even asking for them to give you a tenner to take it off their hands) is probably acceptable. I'm thinking here of a garden shredder and a power saw that a sold a couple of years ago 000
Peter Keen @pk054.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Rejoicing in the thought of some ten million Americans being nuclear blasted by a bunch of psychopathic zealots is as close to evil as any American President could be 000
Peter Keen @pk054.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Bad Enoch's Iron Dome, made from recycled chocolate teapots by her crack team of poundshop plonkers 030
Peter Keen @pk054.bsky.social · 07/10/2026He's always on-target so shooting other people in the foot while he waltzes off with grifted cash and a belly full of oysters 010
Peter Keen @pk054.bsky.social · 07/10/2026🎯 💯 I just wonder if for all her sins that Harp woman has saved USA from a few Trump-inflicted disasters 000
Peter Keen @pk054.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Do Oxford supermarkets deliver first week entertainment like ours do? Groups of three or four young adults trying to choose basic essentials always make me chuckle. 040
Peter Keen @pk054.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I hear nothing to dissuade me from believing he was a world class tosspot. May any afterlife he transitions to deliver what he deserves, be that eternal peace or a red hot poker up the proverbial jacksie 010
