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It's Ricky to rock a rhyme @pjspaws.bsky.social · 25/07/2025

He may have taken a sideshow attraction and turned it into a multi-billion dollar industry, but he was also a giant piece of shit. I don't care who he supported politically. The way he treated others in the industry he helped bring to American living rooms should be enough for anyone to despise him.

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It's Ricky to rock a rhyme @pjspaws.bsky.social · 15/05/2025

You should start a coalition of like-minded individuals to push for this. Call it "The Dead Pete Rose Society."

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It's Ricky to rock a rhyme @pjspaws.bsky.social · 03/05/2025

Gonna tell my grandkids this was the Thunderbolts*

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It's Ricky to rock a rhyme @pjspaws.bsky.social · 25/03/2025

Me in the National Security team group chat

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It's Ricky to rock a rhyme @pjspaws.bsky.social · 20/03/2025

I was going to go to Target, but I realized I am wearing a shirt I bought at Target, and I don't want to change my shirt, so I'm not going to Target today.

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It's Ricky to rock a rhyme @pjspaws.bsky.social · 20/03/2025

Like Manhattan Clam Chowder, it is red and tomato based.

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It's Ricky to rock a rhyme @pjspaws.bsky.social · 12/02/2025

I watched the new Thunderbolts* trailer on YouTube (I missed it during the Superb Owl). I had to watch 2 ads before I could see it. Yes, I had to watch commercials before I could watch a commercial.

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It's Ricky to rock a rhyme @pjspaws.bsky.social · 10/02/2025

If this halftime show has taught me anything, it's that a lot of celebrities are like "Fuck Drake".

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It's Ricky to rock a rhyme @pjspaws.bsky.social · 01/02/2025

Rhea would be the first to sign on for one if they did. Not having Rhea vs. Dom is just leaving money on the table.

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It's Ricky to rock a rhyme @pjspaws.bsky.social · 01/02/2025

Surprise entry predictions: Men's vet: DDP Men's up and coming/NXT: Trick Joke entry: Santino Return: AJ Women's vet: Awesome Kong Up & Coming: Roxanne Perez Joke entry: Tatum Paxley (Quick elimination) Return: Becky Lynch and Jade Cargill #RoyalRumble

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It's Ricky to rock a rhyme @pjspaws.bsky.social · 01/02/2025

Of course, that's not what I want from the #RoyalRumble. I would prefer Penta wins the Men's, Iyo wins the Women's, and they challenge each other to a Cero Miedo match at Wrestlemania. First to break an arm wins.

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It's Ricky to rock a rhyme @pjspaws.bsky.social · 01/02/2025

It's #RoyalRumble Saturday. My predictions: Charlotte Flair wins the Women's Rumble, challenges Tiffany Stratton at Wrestlemania. Roman wins the Men's Rumble, then aids Cody in the ladder match against K.O., so he can finish his story at Mania.

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It's Ricky to rock a rhyme @pjspaws.bsky.social · 26/01/2025

Saquon Barkley is so selfish. He won't even let the other team tackle him.

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It's Ricky to rock a rhyme @pjspaws.bsky.social · 20/01/2025

Why did I put on the Suns v Cavs game. 8+ mins left in the 3rd, down +20 for the highest payroll in the NBA. Great ooglie mooglie.

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It's Ricky to rock a rhyme @pjspaws.bsky.social · 19/01/2025

Yes, I know it was temporary. This is still funny.

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It's Ricky to rock a rhyme @pjspaws.bsky.social · 16/01/2025

Friendly reminder, if you still have Thanksgiving leftovers in your fridge, you should probably toss them out.

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It's Ricky to rock a rhyme @pjspaws.bsky.social · 16/01/2025

Why did nobody tell me there is a 3rd Feeders movie? I had to discover it in my Tubi suggestions like a normie.

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It's Ricky to rock a rhyme @pjspaws.bsky.social · 13/01/2025

"They've doinked their way to the divisional round!" What a glorious sentence. Such intrigue. Very provocative.

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It's Ricky to rock a rhyme @pjspaws.bsky.social · 07/01/2025

I never imagined adulthood would mean monitoring which of my possessions are, and are not, microwave and dishwasher safe.

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It's Ricky to rock a rhyme @pjspaws.bsky.social · 06/01/2025

Living somewhere that does not receive snow makes me feel like an outsider here. I am a stranger in a strange land. Regale me with your tales of Snow Days and plowing roads, and in turn, I shall speak of frying eggs on sidewalks and using oven mitts to touch the steering wheels in our cars.

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It's Ricky to rock a rhyme @pjspaws.bsky.social · 01/01/2025

My first New Year's Resolution is to do a complete 360 from where I'm at now. I'm going to spin around in a circle and go back to doing the same shit that I always do.

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It's Ricky to rock a rhyme @pjspaws.bsky.social · 29/12/2024

Nice, I have the rare opportunity to watch the Suns and the Cardinals lose at the same time!

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It's Ricky to rock a rhyme @pjspaws.bsky.social · 25/12/2024

Phoeny has zero interest in the catnip filled toys Santa brought him. He has been with us for 14 years, and I didn't know he was straightedge. I also never asked, so it's cool that he isn't dogmatic.

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It's Ricky to rock a rhyme @pjspaws.bsky.social · 25/12/2024

Spent the day making chili and cornbread, with these wonderful films in the background to get me into the holiday spirit.

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It's Ricky to rock a rhyme @pjspaws.bsky.social · 24/12/2024

"You'll be visited by three spirits." The three spirits:

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It's Ricky to rock a rhyme @pjspaws.bsky.social · 22/12/2024

If this leads to Tom Petty, Roy Orbison, and George Harrison biopics, I'm in. I just hope they have their comic accurate costumes.

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It's Ricky to rock a rhyme @pjspaws.bsky.social · 21/12/2024

When you're woken from your nap, and you aren't cognizant enough to sit properly. #caturday

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It's Ricky to rock a rhyme @pjspaws.bsky.social · 17/12/2024

Me: here cat, have a treat. Cat: awe yeah this treat is so yummy Me: ha ha sucker, these treats are actually to make your breath smell better Cat, licking his asshole: ha ha, sucker

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It's Ricky to rock a rhyme @pjspaws.bsky.social · 17/12/2024

Seriously? My kitchen towels are going to be fought over in my will. As long as there are still two threads woven together, I'm keeping those towels.

An info graphic from Delish.com that shows how often you should replace kitchenware. Non-stick pans should be replaced every 2 years; songes, every 1-2 weeks; vegetable peelers and dish towels, every year; wooden spoons, 5 years; and dish brushes, every 2 months.

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It's Ricky to rock a rhyme @pjspaws.bsky.social · 16/12/2024

Great idea: Saturday night seafood boil. Terrible idea: using imitation crab chunks. They separated in the boil and became whitefish ribbons. I never thought I would describe a dish as "tangled."

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It's Ricky to rock a rhyme @pjspaws.bsky.social · 13/12/2024

Honoring Friday the 13th with this random unsourced image. Blessings to all who celebrate.

Image of Jason Vorhees wearing his iconic hockey mask, but with the same hair style as Robert Smith from The Cure, and the lyrics to The Cure's song, "Friday I'm In Love"

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It's Ricky to rock a rhyme @pjspaws.bsky.social · 12/12/2024

I thought this was the Flag of Chicago.

Image of the CM Punk "Best In The World" t-shirt design, featuring a hand and taped wrist holding a lightning bolt against a background of the Chicago flag

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It's Ricky to rock a rhyme @pjspaws.bsky.social · 11/12/2024

This coyote problem is getting out of hand.

A screenshot of Ring Neighborhood Alerts indicating coyotes are being mischievous, including shenanigans such as walking their dog without a leash, and a coyote selling Crack on the corner.

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It's Ricky to rock a rhyme @pjspaws.bsky.social · 10/12/2024

And what cause are you showcasing on your cleats?

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It's Ricky to rock a rhyme @pjspaws.bsky.social · 05/12/2024

Earlier this week, this shadow was able to trick us into getting two dinners. Now he thinks if he walks away from his food halfway through dinner and cries, he will get an extra can. Gaslighting little shit.

Image of Phoenix, a manipulative black cat, slobbering in anticipation of receiving extra food.

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It's Ricky to rock a rhyme @pjspaws.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

Mallgoth? I feel personally attacked and accurately described. Just spread my ashes beneath the Jack Skellington T-shirt rack at Hot Topic.

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It's Ricky to rock a rhyme @pjspaws.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

Who would have guessed that the invisible hand of the market was gripping a loaded handgun.

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It's Ricky to rock a rhyme @pjspaws.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

I get it... Lupic Anticoagulant and otolaryngology, that makes it super easy to remember!

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It's Ricky to rock a rhyme @pjspaws.bsky.social · 30/11/2024

I was planning to see Wicked today, but I read it had nothing to do with Boston or Ice Cube, so I'm out.

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It's Ricky to rock a rhyme @pjspaws.bsky.social · 30/11/2024

I guess the best time for your crock pot to give up the ghost would be Black Friday. Goodbye, Old Faithful; hello, New Hotness purchased at a reasonable price.

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