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PJ 🍉 🎃 man

@pjmelonman.bsky.social

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Guitarist out of The Twisted Melons 🍉 When we spoke the language we used gave us no room to move

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PJ 🍉 🎃 man @pjmelonman.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I wish I received this advice when I was in school

A page from a child’s book “how not to be eaten” -

Self-destruct!
Never surrender. Discard bits of yourself if you have to.
Let your arms drop off - just get away.
Page 18

PJ 🍉 🎃 man @pjmelonman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

#nationalpoetryday

A train services instructional sign for staff: DANGER
ELECTRICITY
400v 3ph. a.c.
ISOLATE SUPPLIES BEFORE
ENTERING
REFER TO MAINTENANCE MANUAL
FOR ISOLATING DETAILS

PJ 🍉 🎃 man @pjmelonman.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Repost with an image of your favourite James Bond

Steven Toast from the Televsion programme ‘toast of London’ a voice over artist portrayed by Matt Berry. He is wearing headphones and looking at the control booth as if wounded.

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PJ 🍉 🎃 man @pjmelonman.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

A guerilla sign outside Dennistoun Library displaying the sculpture at the top of the spire, the sign says “Caution Mind-expanding stories ahead”

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PJ 🍉 🎃 man @pjmelonman.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

Another Scotty trail dog, this one a Cu- Sith, a fairy dog, who seems to be a zombie - located at the necropolis in Glasgow

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PJ 🍉 🎃 man @pjmelonman.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

These guys are pretty cute

A decorated Scottish Terrier sculpture - named Bramble - from the Scotties in the City art trail, featuring colourful artwork painted across its surface and standing in a library

A decorated Scottish Terrier sculpture - named Bramble - from the Scotties in the City art trail, featuring colourful artwork painted across its surface and standing in a library (different angle)

PJ 🍉 🎃 man @pjmelonman.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

Weather app screenshot showing rain endlessly, percentages are rain coverage

Fri
60%
11°
19°
Sat
85%
13°
17°
Sun
85%
11°
17°
Mon
55%
10°
17°
Tue
50%
11°
20°
Wed
70%
15°
21°
Thu
50%
13°
17°
Fri
55%
12°
18°

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PJ 🍉 🎃 man @pjmelonman.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

And if you know what the actual hell is going on in the picture above then you can have one of these stickers

Richard herrings podcast unused stickers -

RHLSTP
I'M ONE OF THE COOL KIDS
I'm one of the cool kids
I'm one of the cool kids etc.

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PJ 🍉 🎃 man @pjmelonman.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Found some bounty lads

2 CDs, bought at a Julian Cope gig merch stall -
BRITS ABROAD
LAST TANGO IN PARIS
ROCK SECTION' (12.00)
DAYGLO
MARADONA
10
AMERICAN WERWOLF' (13.55)

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PJ 🍉 🎃 man @pjmelonman.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

A tshirt that I am coincidentally wearing that shows cartoon Beatles with the text “yellow submarine, all you need is love”

PJ 🍉 🎃 man @pjmelonman.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

A bottle of Peroni nastro azzuro beside a glass of lemonade

PJ 🍉 🎃 man @pjmelonman.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

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PJ 🍉 🎃 man @pjmelonman.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

Trees in your neighbourhood may be capturing the souls of passing Studio Ghibli characters

A birch tree’s base, the white chalky bark has a pattern with dark patches and torn surface, which resembles a studio ghibli character’s face and clothing

PJ 🍉 🎃 man @pjmelonman.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

Your Results
83% Woke 17% Chud
38%
62% Neo-
Techbro Luddite
56%
44%
Hopepilled Doomer
81% Davos 19% Dubai

https://britmonkey.com/2020s-political-compass/

YOUR CLOSEST MATCH:
Zohran
Mamdani
Mayor of New
York City
(2026-present)

PJ 🍉 🎃 man @pjmelonman.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

I got some crazy fish snacks that could be the tastiest disgusting thing I have ever eaten

A dried stavrida fish, split filleted and salt-dried

PJ 🍉 🎃 man @pjmelonman.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

me to bsky me

A cute little blob person I stole from @chiller doing a pose and manifesting “no” to appear over their shoulder

PJ 🍉 🎃 man @pjmelonman.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

Rocks on the shore in the foreground, breaking waves and a cloudless blue sky in the background

PJ 🍉 🎃 man @pjmelonman.bsky.social · 18/05/2026

Post a meme made by you

Bernie sanders outside in his big coat with the caption “I am once again asking how is QVC still a thing”

PJ 🍉 🎃 man @pjmelonman.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

PJ 🍉 🎃 man @pjmelonman.bsky.social · 03/05/2026

How to use:
Apply to the affected area and apply several times continuously.
If it comes into contact with your hands, wash your hands before use.

PJ 🍉 🎃 man @pjmelonman.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

PJ 🍉 🎃 man @pjmelonman.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

Choose the form of the Destructor

The Wikipedia image of J Edgar Hoover, 1st director of the FBI

PJ 🍉 🎃 man @pjmelonman.bsky.social · 24/04/2026

A reservoir at sunset, with a reflected golden sheen across the horizon. The day exhales its last heat, and the water catches it—not greedily, but with the quiet patience of something that knows how to hold light. The reservoir becomes a second sky, stretched and softened, a sheet of hammered gold spreading from the far shore all the way to the reeds at your feet. The horizon is no longer a hard line; it’s a seam where two golds meet, one burning low and steady, the other pulsing gently with the rhythm of unseen currents. A heron, late to roost, slices through the reflection and for a moment writes a dark calligraphy on the sheen, a word that vanishes before it can be read.

Stand here long enough, and the boundary between self and scene begins to dissolve. You’re not just watching a reservoir at sunset; you’re inside the reflection, suspended in that golden sheen. It’s the hour when the world unbuckles its certainties—solid becomes liquid, silence becomes music, and the horizon, that distant fiction, softly invites you across.

PJ 🍉 🎃 man @pjmelonman.bsky.social · 14/03/2026

Glasgow pictures

The Goma lightwell

The dome over the light well in the gallery of modern art

The statue of some guy outside GoMA, with a cone on his head and two cones on the horse’s head

PJ 🍉 🎃 man @pjmelonman.bsky.social · 13/03/2026

Who Do You Love Song • Bo Diddley

Lovely People (feat. will.i.am)
Song • Earth, Wind & Fire

PJ 🍉 🎃 man @pjmelonman.bsky.social · 26/02/2026

Wahey!

The daffodil is here! Hooray!

PJ 🍉 🎃 man @pjmelonman.bsky.social · 23/02/2026

The fuck is this

An advertising campaign in McDonalds: The one where you dibs the comfy spot
So Chandler-coded

PJ 🍉 🎃 man @pjmelonman.bsky.social · 20/02/2026

Ooooohwwwwwwwwwwp

A yellow daffodil opening a tiny bit more

PJ 🍉 🎃 man @pjmelonman.bsky.social · 16/02/2026

Winter is on the ropes lads

A daffodil, just about nearly open

PJ 🍉 🎃 man @pjmelonman.bsky.social · 31/01/2026

Prescient 1948 patter from Wilhelm Reich

Let me begin with the little man in myself.
For twenty-five years I've been speaking and writing in defense of your right to happiness in this world, condemning your inability to take what is your due, to secure what you won in bloody battles on the barricades of Paris and Vienna, in the American Civil War, in the Russian Revolution. Your Paris ended with Pétain and Laval, your Vienna with Hitler, your Russia with Stalin, and your America may well end in the rule of the Ku Klux Klan! You've been more successful in winning your freedom than in securing it for yourself and others. ——. Excerpt from Listen, Little Man - by Wilhelm Reich

PJ 🍉 🎃 man @pjmelonman.bsky.social · 01/01/2026

Twenty twenty slack

PJ 🍉 🎃 man @pjmelonman.bsky.social · 28/12/2025

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PJ 🍉 🎃 man @pjmelonman.bsky.social · 18/12/2025

Well hello again wee fella

An until-recently missing presumed BER little bicycle of mine

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PJ 🍉 🎃 man @pjmelonman.bsky.social · 13/12/2025

I have posted “ennui of the unconvincing waxwork of Sylvester Stallone” many times and no one likes it but me

Sly Stallone but a waxwork and seemingly better at acting, looking wistfully into the middle distance

PJ 🍉 🎃 man @pjmelonman.bsky.social · 09/12/2025

Eaten alive awake

A black background with a pencil dripping with blood and the caption Write a horror story using only 3 words

PJ 🍉 🎃 man @pjmelonman.bsky.social · 07/12/2025

Picture of the staff who operate this bluesky account

A blue playdoh portrait of me. It is a blue circle with white eyes with yellow pupils, which appear like fried eggs, a white button nose and a white mouth, curled up in a smile

PJ 🍉 🎃 man @pjmelonman.bsky.social · 06/12/2025

This kind of thing appears near my place of work all the time and it’s delightful

In the style of a Uk road sign featuring a red triangle with the silhouette of several Glasgow landmarks, Santa’s sleigh flying above: Warning
Beware of falling reindeer poo
6pm 24th Dec to 8am 25th Dec

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PJ 🍉 🎃 man @pjmelonman.bsky.social · 14/11/2025

Optimus prime and megatron of G1 Transformers in a loving pose, getting caught on Coldplay’s Jumbotron like a pair of dirty stop outs

PJ 🍉 🎃 man @pjmelonman.bsky.social · 10/11/2025

Post a non-religious photo you think of as holy

Detective lieutenant Columbo of the police homicide division, looking beleaguered and scratching his head

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PJ 🍉 🎃 man @pjmelonman.bsky.social · 09/11/2025

The classic Glen Greenwald segment segue “let me ask you something please” rendered in the Zohran campaign font,

PJ 🍉 🎃 man @pjmelonman.bsky.social · 04/11/2025

The Emergency Medical Hologram has just read your posts

Robert Picardo’s Doctor from Star Trek Voyager looking wide eyed and deranged in a sun’s corona

PJ 🍉 🎃 man @pjmelonman.bsky.social · 02/11/2025

Me liking posts in other people's conversations that concern me not

Blanche from the golden girls in a violet shiny jogging suit with giant sequins falling backwards in her seat in shock

PJ 🍉 🎃 man @pjmelonman.bsky.social · 31/10/2025

An angry looking pumpkin designed by my daughter

PJ 🍉 🎃 man @pjmelonman.bsky.social · 29/10/2025

If you see this, post four female characters you love

Lili von Schtupp from Blazing Saddles

Marta Carbrera from Knives Out

Annie Conlon from Blue Lights

Princess Leia from Star Wars

PJ 🍉 🎃 man @pjmelonman.bsky.social · 27/10/2025

Simpatico

The sun shining through some trees beside a reservoir

PJ 🍉 🎃 man @pjmelonman.bsky.social · 27/10/2025

This is a good idea

A bird feeder attached to trees on public land, filled with tufts of brushed-free, unprocessed sheep’s wool.

PJ 🍉 🎃 man @pjmelonman.bsky.social · 02/10/2025

Current view

Glasgow central station, low level, westbound platform

PJ 🍉 🎃 man @pjmelonman.bsky.social · 21/09/2025

News Top Stories (news alert banner)
UK formally recognises Palestine as a state.
Here's what that means.

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PJ 🍉 🎃 man @pjmelonman.bsky.social · 20/09/2025

The energy I bring to the function

Robert Picardo portraying the holographic doctor from Voyager, looking palpably deranged in the midst of a sun’s corona

PJ 🍉 🎃 man @pjmelonman.bsky.social · 14/09/2025

🌧️

A depressing weather forecast, rain every day