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@pjmaybe.bsky.social
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With everything going on in the world, I've decided that it would be better to put myself in charge of everything. Or Sandi Toksvig. Either way works for me.

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pjmaybe.bsky.social @pjmaybe.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Arse gravy. Although, if brown sauce is involved with either, it's a tricky decision.
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pjmaybe.bsky.social @pjmaybe.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
If it wasn't for the dog, the door would be bolted for weeks on end. Tesco delivery doesn't help.
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pjmaybe.bsky.social @pjmaybe.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Does this follow for farting? Asking for a friend (not that there's any follow when farting).
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pjmaybe.bsky.social @pjmaybe.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Scrub that!! You'll never guess what the postman brought today!! Thanks.
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pjmaybe.bsky.social @pjmaybe.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
@2000ad.bsky.social looks fantastic! Appreciate that there were printing problems, but any idea when subscribers should get prog 2498? Thanks.
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pjmaybe.bsky.social @pjmaybe.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Thanks. But no, it was my fault. Big regrets.
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pjmaybe.bsky.social @pjmaybe.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
But cats (and dogs) can lick themselves whenever and wherever they like. That there is a two tier system and it's about time the government did something about it.
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pjmaybe.bsky.social @pjmaybe.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
3 daughters. When they were all at home, I totally related to this. Now they've left, I think about all the things I missed out on when "sneaking out". I was never there for the break ups, the friendship fallouts, etc. I deeply regret it. Let the dog piss in the garden occasionally.
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pjmaybe.bsky.social @pjmaybe.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Who the band, Halo James, also took their name from. Still think it's Moore's greatest piece. Shame he never finished it.
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pjmaybe.bsky.social @pjmaybe.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
The book was phenomenal and it felt like one of those stories that couldn't be turned into a film. However, I thought they did a really good job and I was surprised it didn't get the respect it deserves.
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pjmaybe.bsky.social @pjmaybe.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Oh, this is magnificent! I thought it was only me!! Yes, absolutely yes! It's when cretins like Pukka or the rest insist on mincing the kidneys. That there is a crime against humanity.
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pjmaybe.bsky.social @pjmaybe.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
No we won't. Take that back!
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pjmaybe.bsky.social @pjmaybe.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I'm ready for the eclipse
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pjmaybe.bsky.social @pjmaybe.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I'm not comfortable "liking" this. But you're right, my comment won't apply to everyone. I sincerely wish you well and hope things turn for the better for you.
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pjmaybe.bsky.social @pjmaybe.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
To be fair, anyone over 40 has had a pretty stressless life. The nightmares are irrelevant. We're all generation X. Could buy a house, get a job, no student loans. It's not been too bad for us. We just need to remember that sometimes.
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pjmaybe.bsky.social @pjmaybe.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Drunk baby otters!! I mean, there's a moral dilemma. But honestly, I'm in.
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pjmaybe.bsky.social @pjmaybe.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Peace and quiet is like cheese and chocolate. Fantastic in moderation but can get too much. #loneliness
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pjmaybe.bsky.social @pjmaybe.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Likewise that Alan Partridge quote "Lynn, get rid of her. She's a drunk and a racist! I'll tolerate one but not both."
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pjmaybe.bsky.social @pjmaybe.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Such an underrated strip and character. Would love to see more Bad Company.
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The Braes o' Bonúll @bonullbraes.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Infantino is a low life, a totally corrupt reprobate. Both he and FIFA are unashamedly corrupt. If they get away with this, international football as we know it is finished. It's time for a breakaway. Repost if you agree.
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pjmaybe.bsky.social @pjmaybe.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
This is when UEFA calls on the FA, Bundeslige, La Liga, Serie A and Ligue 1 to all unite and take this corrupt shower of shit down. If all those withdrew from any FIFA competition, watch the sponsors. It'll be Kenny's Auto Repairs in Stevenage with a Pearl and Dean soundtrack.
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pjmaybe.bsky.social @pjmaybe.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
UEFA break away. Invite a few non European nations to the Euros. Watch where the sponsors go. Finish FIFA off by holding their own "World cup" in 2034 at the same time.
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pjmaybe.bsky.social @pjmaybe.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Not mine. I for one will welcome our robotic overlords. And I know the internet remembers everything.
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pjmaybe.bsky.social @pjmaybe.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
When they eventually take over the world, they'll remember things like this.
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pjmaybe.bsky.social @pjmaybe.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I came here to make a joke, but it seems you've covered it all. Well done.
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pjmaybe.bsky.social @pjmaybe.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
And Carlos too. I could go on and on, but these three should absolutely be included. Changed comics in the UK and a big influence in America.
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pjmaybe.bsky.social @pjmaybe.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Or, and hear me out, introduce a thirteenth month and every month would be exactly four weeks long. Much easier for payments and planning.
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pjmaybe.bsky.social @pjmaybe.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
I'll accept this if it replaces that stupid Soccer Aid thing. Proper players from around the world versus a Premier League or EFL 11. All of which play for countries who didn't qualify for the previous world cup. Admittedly, this year would just be Italy v the rest of the world.
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pjmaybe.bsky.social @pjmaybe.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I considered myself woke up until this point.
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pjmaybe.bsky.social @pjmaybe.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I'm sure he would agree that a massed military marching band would have saved it.
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pjmaybe.bsky.social @pjmaybe.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
How do you sleep at night.
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pjmaybe.bsky.social @pjmaybe.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Or a massed military marching band
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pjmaybe.bsky.social @pjmaybe.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
But, now hear me out, what if it was a massed military marching band?
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pjmaybe.bsky.social @pjmaybe.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Unless it's a massed military marching band.
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pjmaybe.bsky.social @pjmaybe.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Were they playing colonel bogey?
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pjmaybe.bsky.social @pjmaybe.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
The problem was obvious. No massed military marching bands
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pjmaybe.bsky.social @pjmaybe.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I miss the massed military marching bands.
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pjmaybe.bsky.social @pjmaybe.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
#worldcup2026 I miss the massed Royal Marines military band.
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pjmaybe.bsky.social @pjmaybe.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Popcorn anyone?
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pjmaybe.bsky.social @pjmaybe.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Ok, fair enough. By the way, how's your Labrador?
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pjmaybe.bsky.social @pjmaybe.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
But that would mean a Labrador would be gluttony (come on, we've all seen them around food). However, I'm not sure I want any dog associated with any sin.
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pjmaybe.bsky.social @pjmaybe.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Not for you then?
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pjmaybe.bsky.social @pjmaybe.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Or, here's a thought, scrap homework for primary school children altogether. There's not one teacher or headteacher I know that supports it.
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pjmaybe.bsky.social @pjmaybe.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
It has always puzzled me why adults pay more than children. A lot of parents simply just follow the children and wait. It seems like they should pay less to get in. The Parks can still get the same entrance fee, but I'd feel less "cheated" at the end of the day.
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pjmaybe.bsky.social @pjmaybe.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
This is it. The English have more in common with the Scandinavians than anywhere else. This is the "special relationship". Our history , our culture, our approach to life is shared. It's just language that separates us and language that makes us think we have some bond to the USA.
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pjmaybe.bsky.social @pjmaybe.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I tried to be civil. You really are an ill informed, arrogant waste of DNA. A simple, "Is the city of London police funded like other police forces" in Google will reveal a wealth of information even your half-witted brain should cope with. Go to the other site. I think you'll be much happier there
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pjmaybe.bsky.social @pjmaybe.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Don't appreciate your opening sentence. But you're wrong. Try looking it up and check your facts. Even the report you quoted states it.
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pjmaybe.bsky.social @pjmaybe.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
The funding of the city of London police is basically private funding. Home office only funds national depts all the rest is privately funded. It costs the tax payer hardly anything.
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pjmaybe.bsky.social @pjmaybe.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Surely
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Andrew Scott as Moriarty's Shocked Look
Alt: Andrew Scott as Moriarty's Shocked Look
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pjmaybe.bsky.social @pjmaybe.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
I love PSB. Absolutely adore them! I just read this as "that's all they are" type of post. They're so much more than a successful covers band
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