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Phil Smith

@pjfsmith.bsky.social
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Phil Smith @pjfsmith.bsky.social · 7h
She's simply incapable of being normal
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Phil Smith @pjfsmith.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Please tell me you have invented most of these people as a bit
tell.mr
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Phil Smith @pjfsmith.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Is he saying "Yeah!" as if he's from Alabama?
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Phil Smith @pjfsmith.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It's neither funny nor great. It's racist AI slop.
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Phil Smith @pjfsmith.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
See also "romp"
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Phil Smith @pjfsmith.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
As the trolls like to point out as a gotcha, you're clearly a Scott
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Phil Smith @pjfsmith.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Oi.
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Phil Smith @pjfsmith.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Richard E Grant is a traitor
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Phil Smith @pjfsmith.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Amazed he allowed them to put the episode out
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Phil Smith @pjfsmith.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Good. Piss off.
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Phil Smith @pjfsmith.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Also unsurprised by the number of "why is this esoteric manga cartoon I like that nobody watched not in the list?!" replies
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Phil Smith @pjfsmith.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I am once again asking people to comprehend the passage of time as linear
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Phil Smith @pjfsmith.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
That ship sailed some time ago. Pun intended.
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Phil Smith @pjfsmith.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Unless Beat the Internet with John Robins makes a comeback, it looks odds-on
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Phil Smith @pjfsmith.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The whole album is bliss to be honest
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Phil Smith @pjfsmith.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I humbly submit Who Vaughan's to be a Millionaire
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Phil Smith @pjfsmith.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Ranier Wolfcastle as McBain: That's The Joke!
ALT: Ranier Wolfcastle as McBain: That's The Joke!
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Phil Smith @pjfsmith.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The cat distribution system just levelled up a genus
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Phil Smith @pjfsmith.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Classic misidentification I'm afraid. This is a dirb, not a borb
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Phil Smith @pjfsmith.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Soccer is not a serious sport
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Phil Smith @pjfsmith.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Yes, I too I wonder how the party under multiple financial funding criminal investigations will transparently spend their crypto bounty. I'm sure it will all be well documented and auditable.
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Phil Smith @pjfsmith.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Unfortunately that's not how elections work
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Phil Smith @pjfsmith.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
KOJI! (but not at the show as that would be inappropriate, but please do go and see this magnificent work of arse)
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Phil Smith @pjfsmith.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
That's true in terms of delivery, but in what way were his lines good? It must have gone past several speech writers, and not one of them has contributed anything salient or satirical
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Phil Smith @pjfsmith.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
In what way?
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Phil Smith @pjfsmith.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
He is to charisma what a black hole is to matter
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Phil Smith @pjfsmith.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Black shirts... geddit? Very clever. Unfortunately they look like front of house at a shit out-of-town stakehouse just off the A4
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Phil Smith @pjfsmith.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Correction 21 August: Earlier versions of this article featured two headlines which were amended because they did not make sufficiently clear that these were Reform UK proposals and did not adequately attribute the claimed £50bn saving or explain what the proposed savings would entail. As a result, the wording risked presenting the £50bn figure as an established outcome rather than Reform UK's projection.
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Phil Smith @pjfsmith.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
How dare you correct someone who studied the history of the Roman empire by watching Gladiator 17 times on the sofa in his underpants
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Phil Smith @pjfsmith.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Lmk if u need anything hun x
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Phil Smith @pjfsmith.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
There's at least 2. We have the IPL to thank, naturally.
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Phil Smith @pjfsmith.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
That's just VAT on yoghurt
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Phil Smith @pjfsmith.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
The lack of quotation marks or attribution to the claim is absolutely shameful. Just presented as fact.
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Phil Smith @pjfsmith.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Let's not intellectualise this too much. He's going to comfortably beat a bin in election he called himself in order to avoid scrutiny, and immediately be back under that scrutiny. No percentage points or vote share change that.
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Phil Smith @pjfsmith.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Cock pit is about right
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Phil Smith @pjfsmith.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Steve Marsh?
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Phil Smith @pjfsmith.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I had a look when you quoted him yesterday. No activity for 3 years followed by 20+ posts within a few hours with zero engagement...
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Phil Smith @pjfsmith.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
It's quarter past midnight on a Sunday. Switch off man.
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Phil Smith @pjfsmith.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Go to bed
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Phil Smith @pjfsmith.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
He made him what?
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Phil Smith @pjfsmith.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
This is such a nonsense take
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Phil Smith @pjfsmith.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Hello mate
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Phil Smith @pjfsmith.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
They need to get a real hustle on in defence
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Phil Smith @pjfsmith.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Great piece, John
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Phil Smith @pjfsmith.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Soccer banter is genuinely next level
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Phil Smith @pjfsmith.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
I think that's the name of Midge Ure's B-side EP
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Phil Smith @pjfsmith.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Plopperlarity.
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Phil Smith @pjfsmith.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
It's pronounced Binfacé
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Phil Smith @pjfsmith.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Please refrain from using the term "blown wide open" in this context
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Phil Smith @pjfsmith.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Is that Berlin black tape?
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