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Robert O.

@pizzarollsroyce.bsky.social
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A giddy little thrill at a reasonable price

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Robert O. @pizzarollsroyce.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Oscar Isaac as Poe Dameron saying "Somehow Palpatine returned"
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Robert O. @pizzarollsroyce.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Holy shit, that is a throwback
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Robert O. @pizzarollsroyce.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Oh greasepaint is 100% the new pup hood
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Ben "Ben Pack" Pack @packbenpack.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
We as a society need to move past the term "Glup Shitto."
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Robert O. @pizzarollsroyce.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
The countertop is living my dreams
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Robert O. @pizzarollsroyce.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
She already done read herses
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Robert O. @pizzarollsroyce.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
They sure as fuck were hiding from me
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Robert O. @pizzarollsroyce.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I believe in you
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Robert O. @pizzarollsroyce.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Ideal threesome
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Robert O. @pizzarollsroyce.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I have wondered this same thing.
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Robert O. @pizzarollsroyce.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Me
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Robert O. @pizzarollsroyce.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
True
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Robert O. @pizzarollsroyce.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Robert O. @pizzarollsroyce.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Right back at you, you're the best! 💙
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Robert O. @pizzarollsroyce.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Thank you to everyone who wished me a happy birthday or did something nice for me today. I've been having a crap couple of weeks and you all brightened my day. 💙
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Robert O. @pizzarollsroyce.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Form of 42 year old man!
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Robert O. @pizzarollsroyce.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
42 but feeling 84
I am sitting on my back patio looking angry but there is really just sun in my eyesHappy birthday from my Google calendar
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Robert O. @pizzarollsroyce.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Just filled out a whole application only for the last question to let me know that even though Marijuana is legal in Washington they run a "drug-free workplace" and I would have to submit to a pre-employment test.
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Robert O. @pizzarollsroyce.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Only if we can watch
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Robert O. @pizzarollsroyce.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I am so fucking miserable, lol
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Robert O. @pizzarollsroyce.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
My birthday is in 5 days if any of you would like to beat me to death before then
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Robert O. @pizzarollsroyce.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Okay, sure
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Robert O. @pizzarollsroyce.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
A screenshot from The Forsaken Saintess and Her Foodie Road Trip into Another World. The character Aria looks toward the viewer with the subtitle "That bear meat will be mine"
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Robert O. @pizzarollsroyce.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
How had you successfully dodged it for that long? It is the audio for like every third story I see on Insta?
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Robert O. @pizzarollsroyce.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Robert O. @pizzarollsroyce.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
So far they have not contacted any of my references so fuck me, I guess
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Robert O. @pizzarollsroyce.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Robert O. @pizzarollsroyce.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Are they comfy?
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Robert O. @pizzarollsroyce.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
No, they are beav rock
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Robert O. @pizzarollsroyce.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The edges are wonky, but hit the slay button, faggot
A photo of the "pie" I made. Brownies in a graham cracker crust with toasted marshmallow topping
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Robert O. @pizzarollsroyce.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I have had this idea all week to make brownies in graham cracker crust with toaster marshmallow fluff on top and I am making it now
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Robert O. @pizzarollsroyce.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
He's dead, but I will look at it
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Robert O. @pizzarollsroyce.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Groceries are too expensive for you to put a recipe up online where the measurements are wrong
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Robert O. @pizzarollsroyce.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
There is an artist with a song that is currently blowing up that sounds a lot like if you gave an AI a prompt to make a 2016 Ariana Grande B side
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Robert O. @pizzarollsroyce.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Second interview felt pretty good, but I was extremely nervous. They said I should know something by Wednesday.
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Robert O. @pizzarollsroyce.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
For example, the "leather“ is peeling off my dress shoes so I am currently filling the holes with liquid electrical tape which I am pressing texture into and will then airbrush to match
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Robert O. @pizzarollsroyce.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Customizing action figures is a stupid hobby that takes a lot of weird supplies BUT when I have to make a repair on something 9 times out of 10 I have something that will work on hand
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Robert O. @pizzarollsroyce.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
What language has a specific word for the feeling you have when you browse a hot fat man's socials and see that he is only following muscle twinks?
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Robert O. @pizzarollsroyce.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I really like how a lot of gay men have this proclivity to be witty and catty about everything they post online and sometimes they know so little about what they are talking about they end up looking like they have a little bit of brain damage
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Robert O. @pizzarollsroyce.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Didn't say anything because I was kind of freaking out but I had an interview today and I am moving to the second round on Wednesday!
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Robert O. @pizzarollsroyce.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Pics or it didn't happen
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Robert O. @pizzarollsroyce.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
There is a lot of unpack here
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Robert O. @pizzarollsroyce.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Bad at telling the truth, because this is a lie!
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Robert O. @pizzarollsroyce.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
You can be my otaku dom
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Robert O. @pizzarollsroyce.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
If it works can you come back briefly to let us know because I am having the same conundrum, my brain feels fried.
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Robert O. @pizzarollsroyce.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Me
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Robert O. @pizzarollsroyce.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Ironically, I think not saying anything would have been a better look than whatever this is
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Robert O. @pizzarollsroyce.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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Robert O. @pizzarollsroyce.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I made that pizza rolls/caesar salad thing that went viral a while ago for dinner tonight and baybeeee, it slaps
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Robert O. @pizzarollsroyce.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I have never seen one of those
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