PizzaDash @pizzadash.bsky.social · 25/02/2026Ah, the unique sense of despair in a person who was trying to avoid video game spoilers but encounters a thumbnail that looks like this 020
PizzaDash @pizzadash.bsky.social · 29/01/2026Underdog knight expression of the day (she has experienced a wide enough variety of emotions to encompass the entire human experience) 050
PizzaDash @pizzadash.bsky.social · 28/01/2026Was browsing wikipedia and I think this is what I was looking for 130
PizzaDash @pizzadash.bsky.social · 15/01/2026Commemorating the death of the ominous Gifi sign near my home. They added the glowing yellow triangle part, which makes sense but entirely killed the vibe 110
PizzaDash @pizzadash.bsky.social · 23/12/2025casually exploring google maps right now but I don't think we're ever going to top this one 030
PizzaDash @pizzadash.bsky.social · 27/11/2025Probably not funny or relevant but I need to get this one out of my system 030
PizzaDash @pizzadash.bsky.social · 14/10/2025Me 0.02 seconds before spending 3 hours on my bed looking at my phone 120
PizzaDash @pizzadash.bsky.social · 18/10/2023HEY Bluesky give me some HOT TAKES that would leave ME like this 000
PizzaDash @pizzadash.bsky.social · 16/07/2023Hey it's me pizza (redrawn for privacy's sake) this is a callback from 2 minutes ago when i was dying in the summer heat at the train station. At the time i really didnt like summer haha! 142
PizzaDash @pizzadash.bsky.social · 03/07/2023HELLO @moonana.bsky.social IT'S ME PIZZA I CREATED A BLUE SKY ACCOUNT TO ASK YOU WHAT YOU THINK OF THIS MAN 010