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Pixie @pixiecryptid.myatproto.social · 15/09/2026
NHL fans on the last day of the current CBA
Spongebob meme of SpongeBob and Patrick cheering (with caption "Habs fans cheering at all the early contract extensions"), while Squidward looks on sadly (captioned Anaheim Ducks fans)
 
#AnaheimDucks #CutterGauthier #MontrealCanadiens
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Pixie @pixiecryptid.myatproto.social · 28/08/2026
Uh... Amusement Parks?? I HAVE MANY QUESTIONS
Crave streaming page for 2023 mini series named Destruction Decoded

Description: Exploring life-altering, earth-shattering events through archive footage, CGI, and informative scripting.

Episode list: 

1. Megafloods
2. Bridges
3. Hurricanes, Typhoons, Cyclones
4. Earthquakes
5. Volcanoes
6. Tornadoes
7. Air, Land and Sea
8. Industrial Disasters
9. Amusement Parks

The images show the destruction and power of the disasters. 

Episode 9 - 'Amusement Parks' has a map of North America, with the US in orange and labeled "UNITED STATES" in all caps. Bafflingly unclear implications.Close up on the last two since the compression was rough. 
Episode 8 - Industrial Disasters.wiyh a black and white image of a worker underground. 

Episode 9 - 'Amusement Parks' has a map of North America, with the US in shades of orange and labeled "UNITED STATES" in all caps. Bafflingly unclear implications.
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Pixie @pixiecryptid.myatproto.social · 28/07/2026
The crop on this Game Changer promo from their Dropout YT account is so fucking funny, lol.
Dropout YouTube post, cropped to the Monday preview - Game Changer (7PM ET / 4PM PT) 
Three images spliced together - Brennan Lee Mulligan, Caldwell Tanner, and a drawing from the episode cropped so it looks like it's of Brennan going to town sucking a big hog, with red rimmed eyes looking up.
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Pixie @pixiecryptid.myatproto.social · 16/07/2026
Ah yes, grocery stores widely sell packs of 3 muffins, excellent point Premier 🙄
Screenshot of part of a CTV News article from today titled "Quebec’s partial QST removal begins, prompting mixed reactions"

[Quebec’s premier Christine Fréchette] also argued the measure would particularly benefit those who often purchase smaller quantities.

“People who are living alone, for example, they will benefit from the abolishing of that tax,” she said at a press conference Wednesday. “They will not have to buy six, eight or ten muffins — they can only buy two or three of them and benefit from it.”

Fréchette said the exemption was designed as a permanent measure, unlike the temporary federal GST [Goods and Services Tax] holiday introduced earlier this year.

“We are helping [Quebeckers] to reduce the pressure that is put on their budget,” said the premier.

[Stock photo of person buying groceries]"it's one banana, Michael. What could it cost, ten dollars?" meme from Arrested Development
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Pixie @pixiecryptid.myatproto.social · 13/07/2026
"Verify your age" I used the haunted castle card back
The back of card design options for Solitaire on Windows 95: 

-Blue and red braided design.
-Red robot on blue background.
-Clownfish on teal background.
-Clownfish in blue background.
-Cone shell on bright watercolour background.
-Haunted castle at night.
-Sunny beach.
-Arm holding 3 aces against yellow backgrounds.
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Pixie @pixiecryptid.myatproto.social · 09/07/2026
Made circle charts for a friends cat
Two pie charts - each labelled Chance of Circle Treats as corresponds to behaviour. The first chart has 75% - Mimmens bad and rude - no circles and 25% - Mimmens bad but cute - gets circles.

The second chart is Mimmens Good - gets circles at 100%

A goofy picture of the tuxedo cat is between the two charts
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Pixie @pixiecryptid.myatproto.social · 07/07/2026
Accidentally ordered cake today. Saw item in pic 1 at the cafe and asked for coffee cake. Opened the container back at the (language) school to tiramisu cake.
Slices of a bread loaf of coffee cake  - image credit Jo CooksTriangular cake slice of tiramisu cake. Multiple layers of sponge cake and mascarpone filling.

Image credit: Melody Kenepp
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Pixie @pixiecryptid.myatproto.social · 01/07/2026
From Habs development camp today - number 80 Hayden Paupanekis
Montreal Canadiens prospect development camp - number 80 Hayden Paupanekis adjusts his gear at the boards next to equipment staff
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Pixie @pixiecryptid.myatproto.social · 01/07/2026
Habs development camp this morning
Picture from Montreal Canadiens Development Camp skate - 25 Hage skating in front of the net with goalie 37 Miller in net
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Pixie @pixiecryptid.myatproto.social · 29/06/2026
Got excited at the email preview then OOF. Brutal You're still fucked up, good luck byeeee
Screenshot of email preview titled Follow-up Sessions:
"Hello,
This email is being sent to you because you have completed the [redacted] program. We would like to inform you that follow-up sessions are recommended in your case, as you obtained a score greater than or equal to 8 on the Insomnia Severity Index after completing the online program. This suggests that you still experience sleep difficulties that may require support from a professional."Screenshot of rest of email:
"If you wish to receive follow-up sessions, we invite you to discuss this with your psychosocial worker. If you do not currently have an assigned psychosocial worker, please contact the psychosocial intake service in your region.

This is an automated message; please do not reply.

Thank you,"
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Pixie @pixiecryptid.myatproto.social · 25/06/2026
Okay, you know what? Birds ARE fake: ebird.org/species/bfgb...
eBird screenshot of the Bare-faced Go-away bird

Unusual gray turaco with a bushy crest and a mostly white head and breast. 

Image Copyright Kevin Vande Vusse - eBird S46133499 - Macaulay Library ML 103479951
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Pixie @pixiecryptid.myatproto.social · 23/06/2026
Absolute clown shoes #EdmontonOilers
Screencap of Sportnet notification from 2:02pm - Watch Live: Oilers introduce coach Mike Babcock
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Pixie @pixiecryptid.myatproto.social · 14/06/2026
Good catch #birds
Black-crowned night heron standing in a stream at dusk, having caught a fish in its bill
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Pixie @pixiecryptid.myatproto.social · 30/05/2026
Playoffs Round 3 Game 5 Come on boys, #GoHabsGo
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Pixie @pixiecryptid.myatproto.social · 29/05/2026
Getting bullied to go to bed by my gay fanfic
Screenshot of authors notes between chapters of ao3 fic. Clock in corner of screen shows 3:55am.

"Notes:
[rambling author end note deleted]

If you are staying up late bingeing this, now would be a good time to go to sleep."
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Pixie @pixiecryptid.myatproto.social · 28/05/2026
Holy fuck this is bad. How are they doing a Worse job than games 2 and 3? #GoHabsGo
Panel of 3 images from 10 Things I Hate About You. 
Guy 1: We're Screwed.
Guy 2: Hey, no. Hey. I don't want to hear that defeatist attitude. I want to hear you upbeat.
Guy 1 (cheerfully): We're screwed!
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Pixie @pixiecryptid.myatproto.social · 26/05/2026
Sportsnet highlighting how much we're sucking tonight #GoHabsGo please guys, please
Pic of tv showing score of Carolina 2 - shots on goal 37. Montreal 2 - shots on goal 12. Sportsnet has a time counter showing that the last shot on goal from the Canadiens was 21 minutes and 32 seconds ago. 

8:34 left in OT
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Pixie @pixiecryptid.myatproto.social · 25/05/2026
Could use some help confirming which type of ducks I saw yesterday. Leading suspect is American Wigeon or Gadwall. #BirdID #BirdIDHelp Area is southern Quebec, both have been spotted around in area. #birds
2 ducks on grass. Looks like light brown/grey bodies, duck 1 maybe white stripe on head from beak straight back. Maybe white/black beak or possibly glare from sun? White feathers then black. Little white under wing. 

Duck two has dark beak. White line under wings, dark maybe green just below it, not sureDuck 1 on lake. Looks like light brown body. Maybe white stripe on head from beak straight back. Maybe white/black beak or possibly glare from sun? White feathers then black at end.Ducks from behind on lake. Duck 1 - grey head? light brown body, white under wing. White feathers near back, then black below. Duck 2 grey head? light brown body, looks like maybe white/light on feather edges.Side view of both ducks on lake. Duck 1 on lake. Looks like light brown body. Maybe white stripe on head from beak straight back. Maybe white/black beak or possibly glare from sun? White feathers then black at end.

Duck 2 partially blocked by duck 1. Grey head? Light brown body?
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Pixie @pixiecryptid.myatproto.social · 18/05/2026
Did my Merlin and photo checking - entered 48 confirmed species from today's walk. Highlights: American Bittern, 20 goslings, Osprey, American Woodcock, Baltimore Oriole, and Solitary Sandpipers #birds
Photo of a Great Blue Heron in grass/reeds. It has paused while walking forward and turned its head facing the opposite direction.Photo of a solitary sandpiper in a marsh, walking on a log.
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Pixie @pixiecryptid.myatproto.social · 17/05/2026
Merlin picked up a Common Gallinule on my park walk yesterday and it sounded like a match, but only once and was background noise so holding off on adding to life list. Please try again, common gallinule.
Black bird with white on some feather edges. White beak, bright red face, and wide green feet that look plant stems.

Merlin screenshot of 
Adult Common Gallinule
Image credit Louis Hoeniger
26 Feb 2017
Papago Park, Maricopa, Arizona, United States
eBird Checklist S34822612
Macaulay Library ML 49544401
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Pixie @pixiecryptid.myatproto.social · 17/05/2026
Had a great time watching the Montreal Victoire take the second win of the series
The Montreal Victoire team huddles together in celebration, sticks in the air after a playoff game win. Maggie Flaherty number 91 is directly ahead in picture
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Pixie @pixiecryptid.myatproto.social · 11/05/2026
Alt text provided for screenshots from @rosalarian.bsky.social of Kickstarter mature project content guidelines
Kickstarter
01-What's supported

MATURE CONTENT PROJECT GUIDELINES

What's supported

Generally Allowed:
•Romance and spicy literature, including comics
•Artistic or documentary nudity in non- sexualized contexts
•Kissing, cuddling, and sensual but non- explicit imagery
•Swimwear and underwear imagery in non-sexual contexts
•Non-insertable sexual wellness products not marketed for sexual gratification
•Educational or wellness-focused intimacy content

Generally Not Allowed:
•Pornographic or explicitly sexual content
•Projects created specifically for sexual gratification
•Sexual services or hookup platforms
•Violent, exploitative, or illegal sexual content
•Insertable sexual products
•Any content involving minors or non- consensual acts

REFERENCE
Detailed Mature Content Guidelines can be found on our Rules page at kickstarter.com/rulesKickstarter - 02 -Imagery & copywriting guidelines

IMAGERY section

Allowed:
•Kissing and embracing
•Swimwear and underwear in non-sexual contexts
•Suggestive but clothed imagery that is not sexualized and does not emphasize or reveal prohibited anatomy
•Nudity in artistic, scientific, educational, or documentary contexts that are not sexualized and where the focus is not on genitalia or sexual activity

Not Allowed:
•Visible sex acts, including intercourse oral sex, or masturbation
•Implied sexual acts or scenarios presented for sexual arousal
•Explicit close-up nudity, or imagery where genitalia is the focal point
•Lingerie or fetish imagery that exposes or emphasizes prohibited anatomy
•Content that depicts explicit sexual activity in any format (including comics, illustrations, or Al-generated imagery)
•Censored or obscured versions of otherwise non-compliant content (blurred images, bars, black boxes, etc.)

COMMON USE CASE TO FLAG
Blurring or censoring explicit content does not make it compliant. If the underlying image violates these guidelines, censoring it does not make it compliant.

COPYWRITING section

Allowed positioning
Describe your project as:
•A creative or literary work
•An artistic or documentary project
•An educational or wellness resource
•A body-positive or intimacy-focused project

Avoid language that is
•Derogatory, exploitative, or coercive
•Explicitly stating the project or rewards are for sexual pleasure or gratification
•Referencing illegal sexual acts
•Violent or non-consensual sexual framing

Kickstarter - Mature Content Creator Guide
4/8 Kickstarter 03- By project type

EXAMPLES
What's supported by project type

CATEGORY 01 -Publishing & Comics

ALLOWED
•Romance novels and erotic fiction with mature themes
•Erotic comics are allowed, but all project page imagery, including cover art and preview pages, must follow these guidelines
•Photography books presenting nudity in an artistic, editorial, or body-positive context
•Educational guides on intimacy, sexuality, or wellness

NOT ALLOWED
•Explicit sex acts, prohibited nudity, or imagery where genitalia is the focal point--anywhere on the project page
•Copy that frames the project around arousal or access to explicit content rather than the creative or literary work
•Projects where the primary value offered is access to explicit content

CATEGORY 02 - Art & Photography

ALLOWED
•Nude figure drawing books and fine art collections
•Documentary photography that includes non-sexual nudity
•Fine art sculpture of the human form
•Body-positive photography presented in an artistic or editorial context

NOT ALLOWED
•Photo-realistic or illustrative depictions of explicit sex acts
•Close-up nudity or compositions where genitalia is the primary focus
•Fetishized imagery intended to arouse rather than present artistic value
•Content that resembles commercial adult content rather than artistic or documentary work

CATEGORY 03 Design & Tech

ALLOWED
•Lubricants
•Nipple jewelry
•Lingerie and intimate apparel presented as apparel
•External sexual wellness products that are not designed for insertion and are not marketed primarily for sexual gratification

NOT ALLOWED
•Insertable products
•Products marketed specifically for sexual pleasure or gratification
•Products that pose a risk of injury
•Products bundled with or promoting access to explicit content or services

Kickstarter Mature Content Creator Guide
5/8 KICKSTARTER email screenshot

Hello,
Kickstarter has always been a home for bold, boundary-pushing creative work, including mature content projects like romance novels, nude art books, and provocative comics. Creators working in this space are a valued part of our community, and that hasn't changed.
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Pixie @pixiecryptid.myatproto.social · 09/05/2026
Put out cookies (orange zest ginger shortbread) in the lobby for neighbors. A new neighbor came by to introduce herself, and an older woman I always bring some to gave me kitchen hand me downs as thanks. 🥰
Star shaped cookie hand painted with edible ink - simple flowers on white icingCookies with the Montreal Canadiens logo or Go Habs Go hand painted with edible ink, and a few with white and light purple marble icing.
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Pixie @pixiecryptid.myatproto.social · 04/05/2026
What a winning game 7 #GoHabsGo
2 panel meme. First panel: guy annoyed with arms crossed and scowling. Second panel: throwing arms up saying I GUESS in exasperation
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Pixie @pixiecryptid.myatproto.social · 27/04/2026
Turtles from yesterdays walk
A marshy river, with 8 turtles on a log. Another 2 possibly there in the water on the left, behind the log. Unconfirmed.Painted turtle in marsh. Only head is sticking out, but can see clearly. Closer to camera (next to walking path).
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Pixie @pixiecryptid.myatproto.social · 22/04/2026
lol embarrassing behaviour from the staff, part 485
Screenshot I took showing Why has me blocked, and that I had muted his account
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Pixie @pixiecryptid.myatproto.social · 19/04/2026
Sorry, not sorry to everyone who follows me as the first Canadiens playoff run I've followed this close in over a decade begins. I blame an inspiring roster and Heated Rivalry.
Picture of Nick Suzuki on the ice, looking up.
Mandatory Credit: Eric Bolte-Imagn Images
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Pixie @pixiecryptid.myatproto.social · 15/04/2026
Harsh but fair
Screenshot of an online insomnia program. 
My sleep two nights ago is categorized as 74% efficiency. 
My sleep last night was NEGATIVE 1061% efficiency.
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Pixie @pixiecryptid.myatproto.social · 10/04/2026
Cole Caufield hit 50 goals tonight for the season 🎉 So great to see, the energy in the Bell Centre looks electric
Cole Caufield in his red Canadiens number 13, celebrating an earlier goal. Image credit: Arianne Bergeron/NHLI via Getty Images
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Pixie @pixiecryptid.myatproto.social · 03/03/2026
Had a really fun night last night in fishnets #PixieNSFW
Me, white enby with arm tattoo and pretty faint top surgery scar, no nipples. Skin on arms and upper chest marked with scratches. Medium bruising on chest follows the pattern of a fishnet bodysuit I was wearing at the time for much desired and negotiated impact play #kink #nsfw
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Pixie @pixiecryptid.myatproto.social · 26/02/2026
In French class today we talked about hobbies, and I got to discuss horror movies and Halloween crafts/painting ☺️ (showed this pic as example)
Picture of 4 painted pumpkins, 2 carved pumpkins and 2 mini undecorated pumpkins on a purple tablecloth with bats. The carved pumpkins are pretty traditional style, with one that has eye and mouth holes partially sewn over. 

The painted pumpkins are:
white with blood spatter
eyeball (green eye colour)
black with white web design
cute frankenstein head
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Pixie @pixiecryptid.myatproto.social · 22/02/2026
Cancelled my subscription, this is so shitty and unprofessional
Screenshot from my Wired "Manage Subscription" page showing my digital subscription to Wired has now been cancelled and will expire on March 19th 2026
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Pixie @pixiecryptid.myatproto.social · 13/02/2026
As a Leo, yeahhh 😔 (w/ fleshed out alt text)
Astrology Fight Chart by CostarAstrology
Can Fight (1) - mid point (6) - Can't Fight (11)
Wants To Fight (1) - mid point (5)- Doesn't Want To Fight (9)

(Can Fight/Can't Fight) x (Wants To Fight/Doesn't Want to Fight)
Sag - 1x6
Cancer - 3x7
Aquarius - 5x5
Taurus - 4x9
Pisces - 9x7
Libra - 10x9
Scorpio - 3x2
Virgo - 3x4
Aries - 5x2
Gemini - 10x1
Cap - 9x3
Leo - 11x3
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Pixie @pixiecryptid.myatproto.social · 27/01/2026
yummy homemade apple-carrot-ginger juice
Photo of a light orange frothy homemade juice in a chilled highball glass, sitting on a counter
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Pixie @pixiecryptid.myatproto.social · 09/01/2026
Heated Rivalry episode 6 rotc Fpbgg'f shpxvat FCRRPU nobhg gur ubzbcubovn va ubpxrl, shpx LRF. Fb tbbq. rot13.com
meme of a feral cartoon person in a bedroom running and bouncing off the walls, blurred for motion effect
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Pixie @pixiecryptid.myatproto.social · 04/01/2026
Had a nice evening with a friend constructing this bookcase insert. (Though jesus fucking Christ its way too finicky and complicated and fragile, never doing one like this again - Rolife brand)
Book Nook (coffee shop design) 50% in progress on a coffee table, with Christmas tree in background
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Pixie @pixiecryptid.myatproto.social · 01/01/2026
Put the #LemonPig in the microwave if you missed fireworks earlier ( #NotLegalAdvice )
Lemon Pig with tin foil tail, clove eyes, toothpick feet, and loonie in its mouth sits in an open microwave
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Pixie @pixiecryptid.myatproto.social · 01/01/2026
366/365 Checkmate lol
Screenshot of my Bluesky Wrapped. Section: "Your Posting Habits

Your longest streak was 366 days. Active 100% of the year.

Longest Streak: 366 consecutive days

Longest Absence: 0 days without posting

Active Days: 366 / 365

Consistency: 99.7% of days active"
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Pixie @pixiecryptid.myatproto.social · 26/12/2025
Blanket cat
Tuxedo cat sitting on a blanket, and peeking out from under another blanket.
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Pixie @pixiecryptid.myatproto.social · 17/12/2025
My pharmacist gave me a printout of an AI overview about my medications JFC
Picture of the AI overview printout from my pharmacist warning about a possible interaction between my Biphentin and Escitalopram medications to cause Seratonin Syndrome
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Pixie @pixiecryptid.myatproto.social · 12/12/2025
Picked up my Star Trek: The Seeds of Salvation #4 today with cover by @miasmatik.bsky.social
Star Trek: The Seeds of Salvation #4 cover B by MK Trahan - blue tinged light in foreground. Character standing in doorway with red light within and vines spilling out from the room, around the character and in foreground
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Pixie @pixiecryptid.myatproto.social · 01/12/2025
Alt text:
RimWorld Hot Potato 2025 on Tiltify 

The RimWorld Hot Potato is a relay marathon event where 44 streamers pass a RimWorld save file for 156 hours straight to raise money for Doctors Without Borders. 

Hosted by Halcyon Frequency 
Team since November 3, 2025 

Total amount raised: $135,389.95 
Team members: 45
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Pixie @pixiecryptid.myatproto.social · 22/10/2025
More pics of the Halloween pumpkin I painted at a pour/spin art place.
Picture of a small'ish black plastic pumpkin with ribbons of bright orange, lavender, bright green and black paint dripping from the top, down the indents.Picture of other side of small'ish plastic pumpkin. Ribbons of bright orange, lavender, bright green and black paint that have a gradient effect on this side, with only a tiny sliver of the black base colour visible at the bottom.
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Pixie @pixiecryptid.myatproto.social · 21/10/2025
Top question on FAQ proven embarassingly wrong it currently appears windbornesystems.com/faq#airplanes
Windbornesystems.com webpage screenshot of FAQ questions, and partial 1st answer

"Why don't WindBorne balloons pose a risk to airplanes? 

What does it mean that WindBorne is airspace compliant? 

How does WindBorne track its balloon constellation and share location data with government_partners? 

What are key safety and security features of WindBorne balloons? 

What makes WindBorne balloons so sustainable? 

Why don't WindBorne balloons pose a risk to airplanes? 
The quick answer is that our balloons are designed to be sufficiently lightweight that they are safe even in the unlikely event of a collision. 
Before we dive into collision physics, it's worth zooming out to note that we're fully airspace compliant, domestically and internationally (more on this in our next FAQ). We go above and beyond to be good stewards of the sky: we take extra measures to coordinate with airspace authorities when we launch" (continues outside screenscreen area)
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Pixie @pixiecryptid.myatproto.social · 21/10/2025
Did pour painting of a plastic Halloween pumpkin yesterday. Really fun.
Top down view of a pour painted pumpkin. Pumpkin with layers of black, light purple, bright green, bright orange, and a little teal dripping down from the top. A little colour fading between orange and black on some areas.

Its in a protective box with window cut outs to dry faster.
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Pixie @pixiecryptid.myatproto.social · 09/10/2025
Rewatched Stir of Echoes last night, so so good.
Promo art for Stir of Echoes in warm colour tones. Kevin Bacon's face staring at camera, surrounded by smaller images of his kid, his wife exploring, his bare chest and chistled torso, him standing at the top of some stairs, a ghostly face staring at a light bulb next to her
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Pixie @pixiecryptid.myatproto.social · 28/09/2025
Grocery order had way more ginger than I expected. Figging party at mine I guess, lol
1 pound of ginger propped up against a stand mixer. Looks like the size and shape of a small lobster. Nearly to the top of the bowl on the mixer. Truly too much for cookies.
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Pixie @pixiecryptid.myatproto.social · 05/09/2025
Here's a skeleton I met last weekend for better vibes
Plastic life-size skeleton sitting up in a hammock between two large trees at a forest campground
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Pixie @pixiecryptid.myatproto.social · 04/09/2025
Got to see some Kingfishers diving into a lake for the first time last weekend. Also heard a barred owl. 😊
A nighttime long exposure picture taken from a wooden dock at a lake. The milky way is visible coming up from the treeline, and the lake is so still that some stars can be seen in the reflection.
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Pixie @pixiecryptid.myatproto.social · 18/08/2025
**Mild spoilers for The Quarry** (From a friends' playthrough) Yeah, that's probably for the best. Even aside from being attacked, it's an absolute death trap. Razor wire in the lake is an easy 'shut it down'. If a counseller had called OSHA week 1, game would have been a very different outcome.
Screenshot of web page of North Kill Gazette. 

Headline: HACKETT'S QUARRY SUMMER CAMP CLOSED FOR GOOD 

Subheading: After tragic events that lead to death, destruction and trauma, sources have revealed that Hackett's Quarry Summer Camp has been condemned indefinitely.
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