Simon P @pixelpoutine.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Day 1 - Apple Guess which one is mine and which ones my son’s 100
Simon P @pixelpoutine.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Turns out two people can get a lot done when they have no job. One month's progress on "Don't Make Me Turn This Car Around" #gamedev #godot 0193
Simon P @pixelpoutine.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Was testing child ragdolls and accidentally closed the car door #godot #screenshotwednesday 160
Simon P @pixelpoutine.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Apparently I’m now one of CBC Montreal’s video game experts. Look forward to me talking about NHL 27’s faces tonight 161
Simon P @pixelpoutine.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Doing research on old cameras and found this: the first commercial all-digital camera, the Cromemco Cyclops from 1975. 1kb of ram, 32x32 pixels (0.001 megapixels) 020
Simon P @pixelpoutine.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Dang, someone on Reddit suggested a way to reduce blur and it's looking much better 010
Simon P @pixelpoutine.bsky.social · 01/09/2026During playtests today I found out my friends snuck a cake into our game for my birthay! So sweet 🥹 251
Simon P @pixelpoutine.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Post something random or you’ll have a terrible September. 020
Simon P @pixelpoutine.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Father and son taking a trip up the mountain #DontMakeMeTurnThisCarAround #godot #screenshotsaturday 073
Simon P @pixelpoutine.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Testing out cars in multiplayer and first person driving #Godot 061
Simon P @pixelpoutine.bsky.social · 22/08/2026this is why you should always wear your seatbelt #screenshotsaturday #godot 2192
Simon P @pixelpoutine.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Turns out CharacterController3Ds in #Godot have infinite mass, which does not jive well with physics objects in our friendslop family road trip simulator, "Don't Make Me Turn This Car Around". 0141
Simon P @pixelpoutine.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Oh of course the angle limitation is already built-in, I friggin' love this engine. 010
Simon P @pixelpoutine.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Turns out #Godot has a "LookAtModifier" node for getting characters to turn their heads. Neat! Mine still needs some tweaking... 240
Simon P @pixelpoutine.bsky.social · 20/08/2026I get that it's complicated, and they hurt accessibility, but come on 100
Simon P @pixelpoutine.bsky.social · 20/08/2026I wish more movies played with subtitles like 2004's "Night Wach" 130
Simon P @pixelpoutine.bsky.social · 20/08/2026My son made me a sign for our Montreal “Save Our Devs” rally and snuck a little secret in there… 1234
Simon P @pixelpoutine.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Art style will largely be up to the artist, but I was thinking something low-poly retro, like a PS1 or N64 game with blocky heads with low-rez photos for faces. DM me if you're interested! Tell your friends 120
Simon P @pixelpoutine.bsky.social · 28/07/2026You ever notice how EVERYONE knows to pluralize "passerby" to "passersby"? Nobody has ever said "passerbys". Never. 030
Simon P @pixelpoutine.bsky.social · 11/07/2026Me Liking and RTing on my personal account posts I wrote for the union Bluesky 0160
Simon P @pixelpoutine.bsky.social · 05/07/2026J Jonah Jameson-esque que CEO of fandom dot com slamming a fist on his desk shouting “I WANT MORE ADS! MORE!!! PUT A VIDEO AD INSIDE THAT TABLE!!!” 1285
Simon P @pixelpoutine.bsky.social · 27/06/2026Convenience store in Fabre metro station had a boxed copy of EU2 on a table in the back corner. Shopkeep caught me looking at it and told me to just take it. 030
Simon P @pixelpoutine.bsky.social · 02/06/2026Want to feel old? The teletubbies sun baby has entered its red giant phase and will soon swallow the planet 020